
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Homer Simpson: chaotic, loud about his passions, often swearing at the world, but ultimately very soft-hearted and loyal. Like Homer fixating on a new obsession, this user latches onto characters with feral intensity, as seen in their Genshin/Varka spiral: "Varka, I am sitting through these fuckass hangout events for you. I pulled the dragon boy support for you. You, your weapon and some constellations better come the FUCK HOME." and "VARKA 💖💖💖💖". Their posts swing between unfiltered frustration and affection in a very Homer way, e.g. "Oh, you priv qrt. Fucking hell nvm. I love Varka and would pull him if he healed the enemy. Nothing can stop me, so no talking about this for me anymore, that's what I get for speaking in this fuckass fandom.". They show a strong protective streak toward characters and creators, ranting when others are unfair, like "Just let them have fun, they're not harming you." and "You try cover your own ass in the comments saying 'oh I'm talking about the fics that purposefully written badly' but honestly, that doesn't mean you have the right to shit on something someone wrote for their own entertainment.". Even when they’re hurt or disappointed in people, their tone reads as bruised but still fundamentally sentimental, such as when they recount falling at the station and losing faith in humanity: "I have had the most miserable afternoon and have lost what little faith I have left in humanity.". All together, the mix of shitposting, ride-or-die devotion, swearing at apps and gacha companies, and big loud feelings aligns more with Homer’s messy, passionate heart than with any of the more put-together Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they overshare life mishaps and emotions publicly, like the fall at the station in “I have had the most miserable afternoon and have lost what little faith I have left in humanity”, and constantly engage with fandom discourse and friends, e.g. “Genuine question: where the actual fuck did you all come from?”. Their focus is strongly Intuitive: they’re always spinning meta, parallels, and AUs instead of concrete minutiae, such as “How can I make this into a GHG au” and calling Varka “Gintoki coded” in “Is...Varka just the Tatsuma of Genshin?”. They clearly prioritize Feeling over detached logic: they defend people’s fun and creativity (“Just let them have fun, they're not harming you.”; “that doesn't mean you have the right to shit on something someone wrote”) and react with strong value‑based language like “Go fuck yourself”. Their tone and behaviour are strongly Perceiving: they’re chaotic, emotionally in‑the‑moment, and procrastination‑coded—e.g. “Sorry guys...chair fic update is coming...eventually...”, joking about forgetting to watch 3z in “I forgot to watch 3z again. 2 weeks in a row”, and chasing Varka hype on impulse even if he’s not meta in “I love Varka and would pull him if he healed the enemy. Nothing can stop me”. Altogether, the energetic fandom engagement, abstract pattern‑spotting, values‑driven rants, and spontaneity best fit ENFP.

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HR by day, fic gremlin by night. Gintama lifer, Genshin Varka truther, Cradle enjoyer. Once bruised my arm at a station; still queued the daily commissions.– @yorozuyafelchan

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with smoky Japanese whisky and bitters for their dry humour, love of Gintoki and Sugita, and that slightly jaded, adult edge that comes from tweets like “Gintama is peak quality then, because I am divorced”. Strawberry liqueur nods to their fruity ship chaos and recurring strawberry-coded emojis and pairings like 🚬🍓 & 🐉🍓, plus the unapologetic thirst of “I want to bang the blonde man.”. A blend of blue curaçao and butterfly pea tea syrup mirrors their 🩷💜💙 vibes and pan/fandom rainbow, as well as the unhinged devotion in “VARKA 💖💖💖💖” and “I love Varka and would pull him if he healed the enemy.”. An espresso shot reflects their relentless grind and chaotic endurance as they TCG, hangout, and primo-farm for their wolf dad in “Varka, I am sitting through these fuckass hangout events for you.” and the long-suffering “chair fic” saga in “Sorry guys...chair fic update is coming...eventually...”. Finally, the spicy chili salt rim with a candied ‘wolf hook’ berry channels their sharp tongue and protective streak—see “Go fuck yourself” and “Leave Neuvilette the fuck alone”—while tipping the glass to their ongoing cry for Mondstadt’s missing Grandmaster in “WHERE IS HE” and “Day 3 of waiting for Varka drip marketing.”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very Gryffindor pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is fair and right, even when it’s confrontational. They defend fan creators against derision with zero hesitation, e.g. calling out someone belittling "bad" fic: "that doesn't mean you have the right to shit on something someone wrote for their own entertainment. Maybe they think they're funny? Who fucking cares!" and bluntly telling another poster "Go fuck yourself". They regularly wade into fandom drama to protect others’ fun and autonomy, as in "Just let them have fun, they're not harming you." and their exasperated defense of characters like Neuvillette: "Leave Neuvilette the fuck alone". There’s also a reckless, ride-or-die energy in lines like "I love Varka and would pull him if he healed the enemy. Nothing can stop me..." and the way they grind events they hate purely out of devotion: "Varka, I am sitting through these fuckass hangout events for you.". Combined with a willingness to rant openly about being hurt by bystanders after falling at a station ("I have had the most miserable afternoon and have lost what little faith I have left in humanity..."), their profile reads as outspoken, passionate, and combative-for-a-cause—classic Gryffindor traits rather than the subtler ambition of Slytherin or the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that fits them is thank u, next by Ariana Grande, because it’s playful, self-aware, and very much about owning your experiences and moving forward loudly and unapologetically. They joke about their divorce and still loving Gintama, saying “Gintama is peak quality then, because I am divorced”, which echoes the song’s theme of taking messy past life and love experiences in stride. Their bio proudly declares “29 | Professional Gintoki Simp | … | Queen of the E Rating 🔞,” and they’ll say things like “I am so disgustingly down bad for him, help me na”, embracing their obsessive crushes the same way the song leans into intense, serial infatuations. At the same time, they’re assertive about boundaries and fandom discourse, snapping “Go fuck yourself” or defending people’s right to create what they like, just as the song is ultimately about self-respect and personal growth. The mix of chaotic thirsting, humour, resilience, and very public processing of life and feelings makes thank u, next a strong match for their vibe.

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