Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Reflects on feelings and growth, e.g. “minha vida melhorou muito quando eu parei de ter medo de errar” and bio “to love and lose and still be kind”.
- Curious polymath: Expresses love for many hobbies and learning, e.g. “infelizmente eu quero ter todos os hobbies do mundo...”.
- Supportive friend: Openly celebrates and appreciates others, e.g. “I <3 glep”, “feliz aniversário carem havana”, “meu caderninho muito foda” sharing personal progress.
- Self-reflective: Thinks critically about self and life, e.g. “não sou tudo que eu quero ser... o melhor ainda está por vir para todos nós” and “sempre dá pra começar de novo”.
- Playful humor: Uses jokes and ironic takes to engage, e.g. “ser um homem sensível de 2 metros de altura não é tão fácil quanto parece” and “devo minha vida a quem postou no twitter sprite com vinho”.
Weaknesses:
- Overextended interests: Wants to do “all the hobbies,” which risks lack of focus, e.g. “infelizmente eu quero ter todos os hobbies do mundo...”.
- Risky impulsiveness: Mentions wanting things that are expensive or illegal, e.g. “por que tudo que eu quero ou é caro ou é ilegal ou é maluca puta que pariu”.
- Blunt judgment: Tweets harsh or categorical opinions, e.g. “a pior mulher que você conhece faz psicologia” and “parabéns pelo pior take do ano offeliars pode pegar o prêmio”.
- Online overinvestment: Reflects on parasocial or confusing online ties, e.g. “as vezes achar que mutual é amigo é tipo achar que a stripper te ama” and “what if I told you I feel like I know you but we never met”.
- Self-sabotaging takes: Promotes ideas that could harm self-worth, e.g. “take: as pessoas deveriam se valorizar menos” and joking about chaos like “tudo vai dar certo pra mim porque eu sou maluco”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a thoughtful, sensitive overthinker who mixes irony with genuine introspection, very much like Lisa Simpson. Tweets like “minha vida melhorou muito quando eu parei de ter medo de errar” and “não sou tudo que eu quero ser nem tenho tudo que eu quero mas tenho tudo que eu queria e sou tudo que eu queria ser 2 anos atrás. o melhor ainda está por vir para todos nós” show Lisa-style self-reflection and growth-minded thinking. Their bio, “to love and lose and still be kind”, plus posts like “sempre dá pra começar de novo”, echo Lisa’s idealism and emotional resilience. At the same time, they are very intellectually curious and hobby-obsessed — “infelizmente eu quero ter todos os hobbies do mundo eu amo música, desenho, fotografar, cozinhar, esportes, xadrez, jogar, programar, escrever…” — which fits Lisa’s multi-interested, nerdy side. Their love of niche music and artsy references, like “lowkey esse é um dos meus álbuns favoritos mas infelizmente ninguém escuta parannoul em recife pernambuco”, also mirrors Lisa’s tendency to be slightly out of step with mainstream tastes while deeply passionate about her own.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly reference friends, mutuals and social life, like joking about coworkers in “muito obrigado ao meu chefe que me paga pra jogar tft e fazer planilha no excel” and wanting to get drunk and eat McDonald’s in “mal posso esperar pra ficar bebado e depois ir comer mc donalds de madrugada”, which suggests energy from interaction rather than withdrawal. Their thinking is clearly Intuitive: they’re drawn to abstract takes and meta-commentary such as “if you kill a cockroach you are a hero, if you kill a butterfly, you are a villain. morals have aesthetic criteria.” and playful life-philosophy like “tudo que eu perco por ser eu mesmo não era pra mim”, focusing on meaning rather than concrete details. They are strongly Feeling-oriented, emphasizing kindness and emotional growth in the bio “to love and lose and still be kind” and tweets like “minha vida melhorou muito quando eu parei de ter medo de errar” and “não sou tudo que eu quero ser... o melhor ainda está por vir para todos nós”, which show value-based, empathetic framing. Finally, they appear Perceiving: they embrace spontaneity and multiple possibilities, evident in “infelizmente eu quero ter todos os hobbies do mundo eu amo música, desenho, fotografar, cozinhar...” and playful, chaotic posts like “/&;&akrka @(&eeiixjzkzggkdlzammevmZ”, suggesting openness over strict structure. Their goals tweet “objetivos pra 2026: friendmaxxing joybaiting hopemaxxing” reads more like flexible vibes than rigid planning, fitting an ENFP’s exploratory approach to life.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your life got a lot better when you stopped being afraid to make mistakes — wanna make one more and go out with someone who listens to Parannoul in Recife too?
- You: ‘I love music, drawing, photographing, cooking, chess, games, programming, writing…’ Me: ‘Perfect, that’s enough shared hobbies to justify a joint Google Sheet — your boss already pays you to play TFT and Excel, we might as well schedule a date in there.’
- Top 4, +200$, 2 Jirachi and 1 Mimikyu for @glepxie is a solid pull, but have you tried +1 tall sensitive man who brings you McDonald’s after you’re drunk and pretends your reborn baby in the mall doesn’t scare him?
- You’re out here recommending obscure Japanese bands with 4k monthly listeners and underrated Parannoul albums… if you curate my Spotify like that, I’ll curate the ‘to love and lose and still be kind’ part so you only get the ‘love and still be adored’ edition.
- You want all the hobbies in the world, you quote Kendrick, you miss your ‘wife’, and you’re planning to friendmaxx, joybait and hopemaxx in 2026 — how about we speedrun that arc and start with: strangers to mutuals, mutuals to ‘I fw you heavy’, ‘I fw you heavy’ to ‘why do I kinda wanna marry this person at 25?’
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Dev in Recife, 2m tall softie. Once won Pokémon cards and cash in the same night. Music recs, spreadsheets, TFT, and too many hobbies.– @yorunokoiha
Your signature cocktail
Yearning Machine Spritz
This drink starts with Brazilian cachaça kissed with coffee, a nod to Recife roots, late‑night studying, and the hardworking dev life of “muito obrigado ao meu chefe que me paga pra jogar tft e fazer planilha no excel” and “📝 estudando”. The sparkling sake brings a dreamy, alt-romantic fizz for the sensitive 2m-tall lover of music, anime, and niche bands, echoing “ser um homem sensível de 2 metros de altura não é tão fácil quanto parece” and the constant Spotify links like “obrigado banda japonesa com 4 mil ouvintes mensais por curar onde doía”. Tamarind syrup adds a sweet-sour complexity for their mix of tenderness and chaos, as in “minha vida melhorou muito quando eu parei de ter medo de errar” and the gleefully unhinged “/&;&akrka @(&eeiixjzkzggkdlzammevmZ”. Fresh lime juice cuts through with sharp honesty and self-awareness, reflecting takes like “take: as pessoas deveriam se valorizar menos” and “as vezes achar que mutual é amigo é tipo achar que a stripper te ama”. Finally, tonic water gives a bubbly, persistent glow for their hopeful, restart-core vibe in “sempre dá pra começar de novo”, “objetivos pra 2026: friendmaxxing joybaiting hopemaxxing”, and the self-belief of “tudo vai dar certo pra mim porque eu sou maluco”. This is a light but emotionally strong experimental spritz for someone who, like their own “yearning machine”, feels everything at once and still chooses to be kind.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The strongest pattern in their tweets is curiosity, reflection, and an almost obsessive love of learning and ideas, which points to Ravenclaw. They openly say they want "all the hobbies in the world" and list a huge range of skills and intellectual/creative pursuits — music, drawing, photography, programming, languages, puzzles, etc. — in “infelizmente eu quero ter todos os hobbies do mundo eu amo música, desenho, fotografar, cozinhar, esportes, xadrez, jogar, programar, escrever, colecionar, quebra cabeça, cubo mágico, cuidar de planta, aprender idiomas, sudoku, palavra cruzada, cantar, caminhar, mahjong, ler”, which screams Ravenclaw-style curiosity. They also highlight studying and personal growth in “📝 estudando” and the reflective, analytical mindset in “minha vida melhorou muito quando eu parei de ter medo de errar” and “não sou tudo que eu quero ser nem tenho tudo que eu quero mas tenho tudo que eu queria e sou tudo que eu queria ser 2 anos atrás. o melhor ainda está por vir para todos nós”. Their bio, “to love and lose and still be kind,” plus tweets like “tudo que eu perco por ser eu mesmo não era pra mim”, show emotional introspection and philosophical framing of life, another Ravenclaw hallmark. While there are hints of Hufflepuff kindness and Slytherin self-improvement goals, the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, aesthetic sensitivity (music, fashion, cinema, niche bands), and constant reflection — all classic Ravenclaw qualities.
Your movie
Your song
Motion Sickness - Phoebe Bridgers
A well‑suited song for them is Motion Sickness by Phoebe Bridgers, because it balances sensitivity, irony, and emotional self-awareness in a way that matches their online persona. Their bio, “to love and lose and still be kind”, fits Phoebe’s recurring themes of being hurt but remaining gentle and reflective. Tweets like “I know none of this will matter in the long run” and “what if I told you I feel like I know you but we never met” echo the song’s mix of detachment, longing, and introspection. At the same time, their humor and self-aware melancholy, seen in posts such as “tudo que eu perco por ser eu mesmo não era pra mim” and “não sou tudo que eu quero ser... o melhor ainda está por vir para todos nós”, mirrors Phoebe’s way of pairing vulnerability with a dry, resilient wit. Overall, Motion Sickness captures someone who feels deeply, overthinks, jokes through the pain, and still chooses kindness—just like their timeline suggests.
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