Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses irony and absurd jokes, like riffing on time math in “3 anos são 18 meses seu burro” and self-deprecating humor in “parem de beber se nao quiserem ficar igual a mim”.
- Musically_knowledgeable: Shows deep interest in music and production, calling himself a ‘walking wikipedia’ in “eu quando eu sou realmente eclético…” and offering mixes/masters in “producoes mixagens e mastezizacoes tudo aqui”.
- Hardworking_creator: Actively works as a producer, saying he loves being paid to produce in “amo ser pago pra produzir peçam muito” and celebrating a paid indie disco project in “to sendo pago pra produzir um indie disco”.
- Community_proud: Frequently references his neighborhood and identity with pride, like ‘muriti gang muriti iraque’ in “muriti gang muriti iraque” and calling himself ‘rlk do muriti’ in “rlk do muriti 💯”.
- Sports_passionate: Shows strong engagement with football, discussing Flamengo and players in “flamenguista é muito dodói pra querer dispensar o pulgar” and reacting emotionally to Spurs and transfers in “time LIXO desgraçado tmnc spurs”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile_language: Often uses insults and aggressive phrasing, like calling someone ‘seu burro’ in “3 anos são 18 meses seu burro” and ‘time LIXO desgraçado tmnc spurs’ in “time LIXO desgraçado tmnc spurs”.
- Offensive_slurs: Uses homophobic and ableist slurs, as in “quem tem decepção amorosa e entra pra academia é muito é viado” and “parecendo um mongoloide”.
- Sexual_objectification: Frequently sexualizes others and himself in crude ways, like “vou roubar a bunda dela e colocar em mim” and “quero ser a sobremesa de alguem 🥵”.
- Drug_glorification: Speaks about heavy drug use in a glamorizing tone, as in “quando o desafio eh de cheirar mais carreira de coca mas o oponente é joao yoshihiro” and suggesting drugs over healthy coping in “o negócio é usar droga”.
- Violent_ideation: Makes casual references to self-harm and violence, like “take a knife and drain your life 🔪💧” and hinting at suicidal thoughts in “meu quarto ta com goteira quero menmatar”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile fits Bart Simpson best: chaotic, provocative, and proudly immature. The user constantly jokes about sex and drugs with zero filter, like in “quando o desafio eh de cheirar mais carreira de coca mas o oponente é joao yoshihiro (voce ja sabe que perdeu)” and “ultima vez que eu dei o cu foi ano passado kkkk”, echoing Bart’s rebellious, shock-humor vibe. There’s also a strong trolling and antagonistic streak, for example calling the Spurs a “time LIXO desgraçado tmnc spurs” and mocking people as “mongo”, very in line with Bart’s love of stirring trouble. At the same time, he mixes bravado with hints of vulnerability and self-deprecation, like “parem de beber se nao quiserem ficar igual a mim” and dramatic outbursts such as “vao tudo se fuder ninguem é amigo de ninguem nessa cidade”, much like Bart’s occasional emotional crashes beneath the clowning. His pride in being from a rough environment (“muriti faixa de gaza”, “muriti gang muriti iraque”) and his chaotic sense of identity mirror Bart’s streetwise, delinquent-but-charismatic persona more than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They show clear Extraversion (E): they constantly talk about partying, being with others, and wanting social contact, e.g. asking someone to hang out in “alguem me chama pra gerar” and describing going out drinking in “se voce sair cmg e nao beber campestre, ta saindo comigo errado”. Their focus on imaginative, associative humor and identity over concrete, step‑by‑step detail points to iNtuition (N), like remixing pop culture in “se cidade de deus se chamasse cidade da resenha e o protagonista fosse o busCAZÉ 🤯🤯🤯” and the surreal line “cyber hitler vai aparecer em 2026 😟”. They lean Feeling (F) in how emotionally and relationally they frame things (friendship, betrayal, love, self‑image), e.g. “vao tudo se fuder ninguem é amigo de ninguem nessa cidade” and identifying deeply with an artist in “o daniel johntson é o artista que eu mais me indentifico na vida”, even though their style is blunt and provocative. Their lifestyle appears highly Perceiving (P): impulsive, chaotic, and go‑with‑the‑flow, with constant references to drugs, last‑minute decisions and lack of structure, such as “hoje eu vou cair pra pista avisa a minha mina que eu vou chegar mais tarde” and the spontaneous self‑description “to louco”. The mixture of hyper‑social energy, playful absurdity, emotional expressiveness, and impulsive lifestyle most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘spend 5 minutes w/ me she gon need therapy’ — lucky for you I’ve got a PhD in dealing with chaotic, Flamengo‑loving, pluggnb‑addicted producers. When does my 5‑minute session start?
- You were listening to PinkPantheress wondering ‘até onde vai chegar a viadagem’ — how about it stops right here with us sharing headphones while you put me on to pluggnb and ecco2k deep cuts?
- You keep talking about Muriti faixa de Gaza and shots every week, but the only thing getting shot if we hang out is me taking film photos of you with Campestre in one hand and your surfistinha in the other.
- You said when you were a kid you were different on the pitch, inspired by Özil’s vision. I don’t need VAR to see it: you still read the field perfectly… so read this play and come take me out.
- You brag about being paid to produce indie disco with groovy bass, mixing, mastering, the whole thing — how about your next project is a concept EP about us, starting with track 1: ‘Last Time I Gave My Ass Was Last Year (feat. campeztre)’?
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Producer from Crato with a Japanese name, Flamengo brain and pluggnb heart. Once smoked as a kid, now I just mix, master and overthink football.– @yoshihirohiroo
Your signature cocktail
Muriti Faixa de Gaza Mule
This drink starts with cachaça infused with coffee for the chaotic late‑night energy of someone who can say “café doce da mizera q dandan fez” and then spiral into oversharing. A cheap lager topper nods to the proudly low‑budget lifestyle of “se voce sair cmg e nao beber campestre, ta saindo comigo errado” and the endless football rants about Flamengo and Spurs. Passion fruit juice brings a wild, horny acidity worthy of “quero ser a sobremesa de alguem 🥵” and the constant flirting, from Mel Maia to ecco2k. A dash of chili pepper bitters represents the violent, explosive vibe of living in “muriti faixa de gaza” with “ta tendo tiro toda semana aqui no muriti faixa de gaza vsff”, plus his tendency to flame everyone from normies to underground rappers. Finally, the smoke salt rim is for the edge of self‑destruction and dark humor in lines like “take a knife and drain your life 🔪💧” and “quando o desafio eh de cheirar mais carreira de coca mas o oponente é joao yoshihiro”, making this cocktail strong, messy, and strangely addictive—just like his timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows a strongly Slytherin mix of ambition, edge, and self‑mythologizing. They openly embrace a dangerous, larger‑than‑life persona, joking that “spend 5 minutes w/ me she gon need therapy” and boasting about drug use and extremeness in posts like “quando o desafio eh de cheirar mais carreira de coca mas o oponente é joao yoshihiro (voce ja sabe que perdeu)”. There is clear ambition around their music production and money, with tweets like “producoes mixagens e mastezizacoes tudo aqui pecam muito paguem muito dinheiro 😋😋😋😛😛😛🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑” and “amo ser pago pra produzir peçam muito 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑”, showing a focus on getting ahead and capitalizing on their skills. They also cultivate a sort of gang/outsider identity—calling their area “muriti faixa de gaza” and posting “muriti gang muriti iraque”—which fits Slytherin’s love of tight in‑groups and survival in harsh environments. Even their dark humor about violence and self‑destruction, such as “take a knife and drain your life 🔪💧”, reinforces a persona built on intensity and defiance rather than open kindness or moral heroism, making Slytherin the best fit compared to the other houses.
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Your song
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A song that fits them well is Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana, because it channels chaotic youth energy, self-destructive humor, and a kind of bored rebellion that runs through their timeline. They constantly oscillate between irony and angst, like when they post things such as “meu quarto ta com goteira quero menmatar” and “take a knife and drain your life 🔪💧”, mirroring the song’s mixture of darkness and detachment. Their love of drugs, excess, and messy nights out – for example “quando o desafio eh de cheirar mais carreira de coca mas o oponente é joao yoshihiro” and “se voce sair cmg e nao beber campestre, ta saindo comigo errado” – fits the track’s raw, reckless mood. The way they brag and clown around while also hinting at deeper frustration, like “vao tudo se fuder ninguem é amigo de ninguem nessa cidade” and “TAO BOM nao se rotular e ser uma alma livre”, echoes the song’s anti-hero, misfit spirit. Even their mix of football obsession and underground music taste, seen in tweets like “o daniel johntson é o artista que eu mais me indentifico na vida” and “e pluggnb segue sendo o melhor estilo de trap”, reinforces that alternative, outsider vibe that Smells Like Teen Spirit famously represents.
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