Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: They openly describe intense feelings, like openly tweeting about wanting to die or feeling nothing, e.g. “i feel nothing right now and i hate it helppppp” and “i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok”.
- Self-aware: They recognize their own patterns and diagnoses, such as “having qualities of like every cluster B disorder and wondering why i feell so terrible all the time” and noticing hypomania in “pretty sure im hypomanic again and whenever im hypomanic i feel like i relapse into my ed”.
- Caring nature: Despite numbness, they show care for others and animals, e.g. “i really only connect with animals” and emotional reaction to another’s recovery in “im crying its just a person on shedtwt trying to recover”.
- Creative expression: They use humor, specific phrasing, and creative outlets, like “been making music its lowkey fun” and darkly playful lines such as “Ruin every relationship in your life January”.
- Resilient effort: Even while struggling, they keep trying to change habits, e.g. wanting to stop self-harm in “i want to stop self harming but every time I try I get upset at something small and resort to it” and considering holding themselves accountable via more mutuals in “i want more mutuals because i want to start using this account more so maybe i can hold myself accountable”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: They frequently discuss self-harm and suicidal urges, e.g. “when things are so bad im cutting IN MY ROOM” and “how to kill myself and let my mom find me without actually dying”.
- Body-obsessed: There is intense fixation on weight and appearance, such as “i want to be 123 pounds because its my favorite number but even when I was 123 pounds I wasn't happy with myself” and “i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok”.
- Unstable relationships: They describe conflict and push–pull dynamics, e.g. with their mom in “i hate my mom I hate how shes always angry at me… she stays threatening to make me live with my dad” and self-sabotage in “Ruin every relationship in your life January”.
- Guilt-driven behavior: They often punish themselves for emotions or eating, like “when someone hurts my feelings so now i have to punish myself for even having anything to insult” and “HAD A 'FUCK MY ED' MOMENT AND ATE A WHOLE PINT OF ICE CREAM AND NOW I FEEL HORRID”.
- Emotional volatility: Their mood shifts quickly and intensely, as seen in “hi I am happy” contrasted with nearby “i am sad” and “my entire week is ruined so i have to ghost everyone”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, but as if Lisa grew up in a far more chaotic, neglectful environment. Lisa is hyper‑self‑aware and articulate, and this user shows a similar introspective intensity, talking about IQ and mental health in a very self-analytic way, e.g. “my iq is 114 but i feel so much slower” and “having qualities of like every cluster B disorder and wondering why i feell so terrible all the time”. Like Lisa’s fraught relationship with Homer, they have a deeply painful, complicated relationship with a parent, expressing resentment and hurt in tweets like “my mom is the reason I have little to no empathy for people she didn't care for me growing up and now I'm retarded” and “i hate my mom I hate how shes always angry at me no matter what I say to her”. Both Lisa and this user experience feeling out of place and overly sensitive in a world that doesn’t seem to meet their emotional needs, reflected in “i hate not being able to control my worrying i will have entire breakdowns just because thoughts popped in my head” and “i wish things werent so amplified for me i feel emotions so much harder than other people”. There’s also a mix of dark humor and genuine despair that echoes Lisa’s more depressive episodes, such as “i was in 4th grade telling people I wanted to kill myself” and “i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok”, showing a brainy, emotionally intense character who turns inward when the world feels unbearable. Despite all the self‑destruction, there are hints of tenderness and attachment (toward animals and their dog Opie), similar to Lisa’s deep empathy for animals, as seen in “we just got a dog im so happy her name is opie and she is black pitbull and sweetest dog ever” and “i really only connect with animals”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they frequently describe isolating and not liking direct emotional conversations, e.g. “i dont like talking about my feelings to people 1on1 so i just ramble here” and “meeting new mutuals lowkey so scary i just like to tweak out about stuff on this account”, focusing on an inner emotional world rather than external socializing. Their language is highly metaphorical and focused on inner meaning over concrete facts, suggesting Intuition (N): “i feel Like a lonely and neglected stray cat” and “when someone hurts my feelings so now i have to punish myself for even having anything to insult” show abstract, symbolic framing of feelings rather than sensory detail. They clearly prioritize emotions and relational wounds, pointing to Feeling (F): they obsess over being loved, abandoned, or cared for, as in “when i feel the slightest feeling that im being abandoned i resort to self destruction” and “i constantly want to know what i mean to people”, without appealing to logic or consistency. Their life seems unstructured and reactive, more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they swing between impulses and mood states like “i was private for like an hour bc I was paranoid over nothing” and “was in the fuck my ed mindset for like 2 months I need to lock back in”, showing little long‑term planning. Overall, the highly emotional, self-reflective, metaphorical, and unstructured way they process their inner pain and relationships fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your IQ is 114 but you feel slower — perfect, that means I might actually have a chance to keep up while we listen to Shed Theory and you explain why “Nod Walk” clears every other song.
- You keep saying “fuck my ED” every time you eat a pint of ice cream… how about we rebrand it to “fuck my ED WITH somebody cute,” and I’ll bring the ice cream so you only have to worry about the playlist.
- You joked about wanting to be kidnapped just to be starved, but plot twist: I’m trying to emotionally kidnap you, feed you actual meals, walk in the snow with you, then go home and play Minecraft once you finally get logged in.
- You said you feel like a lonely, neglected stray cat — adopt me back, and I’ll be the person who gets as stupidly excited about Opie, snow days, and new piercings as you do.
- Since you’re new to #shedtwt and making music, we should collab: you bring the prophet energy, I’ll bring the masshole mafia applications, and together we can drop a track called “I Want to Kill Myself Because I Am Fat (But This One Person Thinks I’m Lovely).”
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Your new Twitter bio
Music-making, snow-enjoying laptop poster. Part-time overthinker, full-time dog lover. Once ate a whole pint of ice cream and live-tweeted the crisis.– @youaresomuchfun
Your signature cocktail
The Styrofoam Prophet Sour
The overproof rum with a splash of cola reduction captures their chaotic, high-energy, slightly unhinged vibe and substance history, nodding to posts like “I miss klonopin” and “HELP THE QUALITY IS SO BAD I just hit a few good deep styros before I showered #ThanksMom”. Blackberry liqueur adds a dark, moody sweetness for all the gloom-filled self-talk and body image spirals, like “i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok” and “feeling worse and worse about myself here lately”. Fresh lemon juice brings a sharp, sour hit that mirrors their biting honesty and sudden emotional flips, as seen in “i hate my mindset like what I do isn't normal to other people but it feels so normal to me” and “when someone hurts my feelings so now i have to punish myself for even having anything to insult”. An egg white foam tops it off soft and cloudy to represent the vulnerable, tender parts that peek through in tweets like “we just got a dog im so happy her name is opie and she is black pitbull and sweetest dog ever” and “Hi guys #Whatup”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim makes it look a little dangerous and dramatic—pretty but dark—echoing lines like “Ruin every relationship in your life January” and “having qualities of like every cluster B disorder and wondering why i feell so terrible all the time”. This drink is strong, bittersweet, and theatrically messy—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They repeatedly show intense self‑focus, competitiveness, and a drive to "win" at their own harmful goals, which aligns with Slytherin ambition and extremity; for example, they tie their self‑worth to weight and threaten self‑destruction if they don’t "lock in" to their ED again: "was in the fuck my ed mindset for like 2 months I need to lock back in or I will kill myself" and "i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok". They’re also highly strategic and manipulative in fantasy, wanting to weaponize their own disappearance or death to control others’ emotions and attention: "how to kill myself and let my mom find me without actually dying" and "how to kill myself in front of everyone who has ever done me wrong but not actually die but make everyone think I did Google search". They openly admit to cruel, vengeful inner worlds—"i have horrible fantasies where I wish to inflict deep emotional pain onto those I care for"—and show a hunger to know their impact on others, even wanting to ghost just to test reactions: "i want to ghost everyone and leave the internet so i can come back and see how people react i constantly want to know what i mean to people". Even their self‑destruction is framed in terms of power, control, and image—wanting to be starved via kidnapping "i desire to be kidnapped not in like a freaky way i just need to be starved" and obsessing over being at a specific number for aesthetic reasons: "i want to be 123 pounds because its my favorite number but even when I was 123 pounds I wasn't happy with myself". Altogether, this mix of ambition turned inward, emotional manipulation, and fixation on control over self and relationships fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑known song that fits them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, with its mix of self-loathing, morbidity, and dark humor. They repeatedly fantasize about death and performative suicide, like asking “how to kill myself and let my mom find me without actually dying” and “how to kill myself in front of everyone who has ever done me wrong but not actually die”, which mirrors the song’s fixation on death, fear, and being a spectacle. The track’s themes of self-destruction and body alienation fit with tweets such as “i want to kill myself because i am fat Ok” and “i want to stop self harming but every time I try I get upset at something small and resort to it”. Their fraught relationship with their mother and early trauma—“my mom is the reason I have little to no empathy for people” and “i was in 4th grade telling people I wanted to kill myself”—also complement the song’s perspective of a disturbed inner voice shaped by hurt. Finally, their mix of nihilism and moments of manic energy, like “having a lot more energy… pretty sure im hypomanic again”, matches the track’s tense, twitchy, and unsettling mood.
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