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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: hyper-online, opinionated, politically aware, and very invested in niche music and media. Like Lisa, they combine genuine moral outrage with sardonic humor, calling out racism with posts like “people using bad bunny winning aot as an excuse for blatant racism” and “if youre a miserable conservative wanker yeah”. Their bio and tweets show intense, sometimes dramatic reactions to pop culture—e.g., “superbowl made me superglad to be latino” and “I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE…”—which fits Lisa’s tendency to go all-in on her beliefs. The heavy focus on bands, albums, and specific artistic deep cuts, like “the young veins streams are going down because people finally realized the better band is THE LIKE”, mirrors Lisa’s artsy, slightly snobbish side. Even their self-aware jokes about being terminally online, such as “how it feels to run an account that gets no interactions on things that arent replies”, feel like something Lisa would write if she had a stan Twitter account.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their feed is highly interactive, oriented around fandom communities and shared experiences (e.g., “me and my gay russian twink friend goon to noel gallagher” and “check on your local rams fan today”), and they’re comfortable broadcasting strong opinions and inside jokes to an audience. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition more than Sensing: they constantly spin media into exaggerated, conceptual takes (“murray resisting the urge to call will word that rhymes with maggot during ep 7”, “jonathan byers would hate stranger things”) and play with hypotheticals and meta-commentary rather than concrete, practical topics. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: values and emotions dominate their posts, from rage at perceived injustice (“people using bad bunny winning aot as an excuse for blatant racism”) to intense fandom attachment (“jack😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭lawrence😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔”), and their arguments are more moral/affective than logical. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: they embrace chaos, spontaneity, and shifting interests (e.g., “yall need to get me back on mcrtwt... my feed has LITERALLY only been oasis despite the fact i only know 1 song” and “im gonna start tweeting like the raconteurs have a big fanbase of queer teenagers because #fakeituntilyoumakeit”), with little evidence of structured planning. Taken together—the outward, communal energy, abstract and hyperbolic humor, emotionally charged values, and flexible, impulsive vibe—ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type.

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Latino pop-punk enthusiast in Swansea. Once wrote a panic! song review like a 911 call. Music, TV, drawings & too many opinions per minute.– @youngcrouchy

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a silver tequila shot with chili-salt rim for their chaotic, impulsive stan energy and Latino pride, inspired by “superbowl made me superglad to be latino” and “white liberals during the bad bunny halftime show”. Pink grapefruit juice adds a sharp, slightly bitter sweetness to match their mix of affectionate fandom and ruthless dragging, like calling out “people using bad bunny winning aot as an excuse for blatant racism”. A splash of mezcal brings smoky, emo depth for their love of Panic!, MCR, Oasis and The White Stripes, echoing lines like “life would be sooooo good if brendon urie was a girl” and the dramatic “ive never considered self harm but after seeing this photo i figured its never too late to start”. Few drops of blue curaçao represent their bright, hyper-online, very terminally-chronically-online fandom color, from “all panic at the disco fans so prettayyy like its scientifically proven” to “my playlist got two saves im famous #fuckyall #switchinguponmydayones”. Finally, a dash of tajín over crushed ice reflects their spicy, sometimes violent humor—like “if you say medium ugly within my proximity i will hurt you” and the absolutely unhinged Christmas wish “this christmas I want john lennon resurrection so i can shoot him this time”—served over ice because under all that fire, they’re still just a music-obsessed nerd trying to cool down.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is full of bold, confrontational stances and a willingness to say the loud part out loud, even when it’s aggressive or socially risky. They openly rail against racism and bigotry, e.g. calling out people “using bad bunny winning aot as an excuse for blatant racism” in “people using bad bunny winning aot as an excuse for blatant racism”, and venting raw frustration at straight people in “I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE… FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Their sense of justice is emotional and impulsive; they threaten over-the-top retaliation like “if you say medium ugly within my proximity i will hurt you” and fantasize about violent comeuppance toward figures they despise in “this christmas I want john lennon resurrection so i can shoot him this time”, which is very Gryffindor in its performative extremity. They also show performative courage and self-deprecating recklessness, e.g. joking about self-harm from a bad photo in “ive never considered self harm but after seeing this photo i figured its never too late to start” and treating fandom drama like moral crusades in “#brentwilsonhatetwt”. While they’re witty and creative, their defining traits are fiery conviction, dramatic call-outs, and impulsive emotional reactions—classic Gryffindor energy more than the cold strategy of Slytherin or the quiet steadiness of Hufflepuff.

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Their entire timeline orbits mid‑2000s emo and especially Panic! At The Disco, so a dramatic, theatrical classic like I Write Sins Not Tragedies fits their whole online persona. They openly stan Brendon and Panic, from calling all fans pretty in “all panic at the disco fans so prettayyy like its scientifically proven” to live‑tweeting first listens like “listening to vices and virtues in full for the first time yall wish me luck”. Their humor is chaotic, hyperbolic, and a little unhinged, like “ive never considered self harm but after seeing this photo i figured its never too late to start” and “my mom used to buy me the Bad Bunny halftime show as a kid but she had to stop cause the show would make me go crazy and hurt myself and others”, which mirrors the song’s over‑the‑top melodrama. The messy relationship/"wedding gone wrong" vibe of the lyrics also matches their delight in chaos and drama, seen in tweets like “this christmas I want john lennon resurrection so i can shoot him this time” and “I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Overall, I Write Sins Not Tragedies captures their emo nostalgia, theatrical flair, and love for messy, dramatic narratives.

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