Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Open about flaws and situation, like joking about failing classes in ““Were you out there protesting?” Naw bro I was doing my school work. I’m not longer failing” and calling forgetting chargers/deodorant his red flag in “My red flag is I’m constantly spending money on a new charger” and “I forgot my charger at the crib cuh fuhhhhh”.
- Community-oriented: Shows care for friends/moots and online circles, e.g. asking moots to post more in “Moots, post more. I need to respond to you guys” and wanting everyone to connect on Instagram in “We should all moot each other on Instagram, dead homies we should, I like instagram”.
- Humorous: Uses comedy to narrate daily life, like the restaurant detour in “We’re adding another hour to our 2 hour drive home because we’re looking for a restaurant called ‘more then just the tip’” and Minecraft struggles in “How do I get good at Minecraft…? I got my ass best by everyone I tried to fight”.
- Emotionally expressive: Comfortable showing strong feelings—fear, excitement, frustration—like panicking over a favorite figure in “WHAT????? HUH??, WHY HIM??? THEY COULDVE TAKEN ANYONE ELSE BUT HIM????” and joy over Pokémon in “W reaction to seeing my favorite pokemon? On crip?”.
- Supportive: Shows loyalty to people and causes, such as shouting out marginalized groups in “Shawt out my peoples 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✊🏽” and supporting artists like Kay Flock in “Ayeeeee free Kay flock, we need more music”.
Weaknesses:
- Reckless language: Uses extreme statements about self-harm and death, like “if I was in Israel I’d kill myself” and “Yeah guys I’ll go kms 💔”, which can be harmful to self and others.
- Aggressive joking: Frames conflict in violent or confrontational terms, e.g. “If you don’t agree run my fade fn, I’ll start a fight with you and pretend it’s self defense” and threatening the person who broke his window in “WHEN I CATCH THE 🥷 WHO DID THIS IM PUTTING BELT TOO YOU CUH”.
- Negative self-talk: Frequently describes himself as failing or doomed, like “Fuhhhh if we don’t get motion by 2026 we might need to hit the restart button” and calling himself cooked about school and his future in “Oh shit my birthday is in February… I got like… 3 years to get rich… FUCK IN SO COOKED”.
- Risk-glorifying: Normalizes or glamorizes dangerous environments and behavior, such as talking about mass shootings and the hood in “Mass shooting a block down, Ian tryna leave the crib” and joking about guns/ARP in “And they said it was crazy I wanted an ARP”.
- Academic inconsistency: Admits to struggling with school despite effort, as in “‘Just go to school and do the work’ mf im still failing 💔” and then celebrating not failing anymore in “Naw bro I was doing my school work. I’m not longer failing”, suggesting up-and-down focus or habits.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, jokey, and constantly toeing the line between real trouble and playful clowning. Like Bart, they treat school as an ongoing struggle but also flex when they finally do okay, as in “Were you out there protesting? Naw bro I was doing my school work. I’m not longer failing”. Their posts mix dark humor and exaggeration with a kind of unserious bravado, shown in things like “If you don’t agree run my fade fn, I’ll start a fight with you and pretend it’s self defense” and “Yeah guys I’ll go kms 💔”. The way they dramatize everyday chaos in the neighborhood and home life mirrors Bart’s exaggerated view of Springfield, such as “Get me out the hood bro I just saw two homeless people fighting eachother with two by fours” and “Mass shooting a block down, Ian tryna leave the crib”. Their pride in petty wins and games, like “I JUST WON MY FIRST FIGHT ON MINECRAFT” and “NEW YEARSSSSSSSSS FIRST BEDWARS WIN OF THE YEAR”, also fits Bart’s competitive, juvenile energy. Overall, the combination of goofy internet slang, mock-gangster posturing, and genuine affection for friends aligns them strongly with Bart’s mischievous but ultimately big-hearted personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly interact with moots, talk about video chats, and seek social engagement, e.g. “Moots, post more. I need to respond to you guys” and “We should all moot each other on Instagram, dead homies we should, I like instagram”, showing energy from people and attention. Their focus is strongly Sensing, grounded in immediate, concrete experiences like school, neighborhood safety, sickness, and Minecraft/IRL details: “Get me out the hood bro I just saw two homeless people fighting eachother with two by fours” and “Fucking hate living in this ghetto ass neighborhood, 🥷s just smashed a rock in my window”. They appear Feeling-oriented, reacting with emotional language and concern for people/groups, e.g. “Shawt out my peoples 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✊🏽” and dramatic self-deprecating or dark humor like “Yeah guys I’ll go kms 💔” rather than structured logical arguments. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: spontaneous, chaotic, and unplanned, with many "cooked"/"we’re so fucked" comments and forgetfulness about basics like “I forgot my charger at the crib cuh fuhhhhh” and “Fuhhh I forgot deodorant for my trip cuh”, plus impulsive detours like “We’re adding another hour to our 2 hour drive home because we’re looking for a restaurant called ‘more then just the tip’”. Taken together—high-energy social posting, present-focused sensory humor, emotional reactions, and laid-back spontaneity—ESFP (the energetic, chaotic, people-oriented entertainer type) fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You talking about restarting if you don’t get motion by 2026, but I think you already got motion—I’ve seen your first Skywars win, first Minecraft fight AND first Bedwars L this year… let me be your first W date of 2026.
- You said you’re only good at spleef and running away till everyone kills each other, then you win… crazy, because that’s exactly how my heart feels on your timeline—everyone else falls off and it’s just you standing there like the final boss.
- Your teacher out here saying Covid was engineered in a lab, but the real experiment is you: how did someone who forgets chargers, deodorant AND is ‘still failing’ end up being this fine? That’s some genetics I’d like to study up close.
- You said you’d start a fight and pretend it’s self-defense—perfect, because I’m about to attack you with affection and then tell everyone you swung first when you asked for my Instagram moots.
- You’re sick talking about ‘I’m not gonna make it, tell everybody I kept this 2 1 on gz,’ mass shootings down the block, rocks through your window… and somehow you still hype Blueface, Pokémon, and Minecraft—lowkey, that resilience is hot as hell. Let me be your peaceful lobby after the trenches.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student in the trenches, BedWars champion, Minecraft trainee. Once added an hour to a road trip chasing a joke restaurant name. Here for chaos & improvement.– @youngslushie_
Your signature cocktail
Trenches Slushie IRL Edition
The blue raspberry slush mix is for the gamer kid who celebrates Bedwars wins and Minecraft fights like championships, screaming stuff like “NEW YEARSSSSSSSSS FIRST BEDWARS WIN OF THE YEAR” and “I JUST WON MY FIRST FIGHT ON MINECRAFT”. Spiced rum represents the fake-tough, street-coded humor and constant Crip jokes, from “Crip shit” to “I can only pick the bklue ones anyways I’m a crip”. Lime juice adds a sharp, sour hit for the chaos of living in “the trenches,” like “Mass shooting a block down, Ian tryna leave the crib” and “Get me out the hood bro I just saw two homeless people fighting eachother with two by fours”. A splash of energy drink captures the frantic, cooked energy of “We are so cooked” and “Oh shit my birthday is in February… I got like… 3 years to get rich… FUCK IN SO COOKED”. The Tajin and chamoy rim is for the Hispanic flex and spicy mouth, like “Aye I get to open gifts tonight cus I’m Hispanic, haha, look who opens them tomorrow 🫵” and the unfiltered takes from “If you don’t agree run my fade fn, I’ll start a fight with you and pretend it’s self defense , Shawt out my peoples 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✊🏽”. Overall it’s strong, chaotic, sweet-but-biting, just like going from “I fucking suck at Minecraft bro” to “W drafts” and school glow-ups like “Naw bro I was doing my school work. I’m not longer failing” in the same timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a classic Gryffindor mix of bravado, recklessness, and standing loudly with their beliefs. Their readiness to escalate conflict and posture as fearless, e.g. saying “If you don’t agree run my fade fn, I’ll start a fight with you and pretend it’s self defense , Shawt out my peoples 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿🇵🇸✊🏽”, reflects impulsive courage more than calculated strategy. They also speak in a dramatic life-or-death way about everyday struggles, like “I’m sick, I’m not gonna make it, tell everybody I kept this shit 2 1 on gz, I’m not feeling so well”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for melodrama and hero narratives. At school they frame even normal situations as battles or high stakes, for example complaining “Just go to school and do the work’ mf im still failing 💔” but still celebrating wins loudly like “NEW YEARSSSSSSSSS FIRST BEDWARS WIN OF THE YEAR IN A FEW MINUTES WAIT”. Even when they’re scared or struggling with their environment, such as “Mass shooting a block down, Ian tryna leave the crib”, they present themselves as someone who endures the chaos rather than retreats from it. The overall tone is less about quiet loyalty or clever schemes and more about loud defiance, reckless humor, and riding for their people, which is very Gryffindor-coded.
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XO Tour Llif3 - Lil Uzi Vert
A well-known song that fits them best is XO Tour Llif3 by Lil Uzi Vert, because it blends dark humor, nihilism, and vulnerable emotion the same way their timeline does. They constantly joke about being down bad or wanting to give up, like “Yeah guys I’ll go kms 💔” and “The virus in MY body cuh, I’m gon kms, take him with me cuh, if I’m not winning he ain’t ethe”, which echoes the song’s "all my friends are dead" despair masked by a catchy, almost playful delivery. At the same time, they treat chaos and danger like a joke—complaining about a mass shooting near their home in “Mass shooting a block down, Ian tryna leave the crib” and their rough neighborhood in “Get me out the hood bro I just saw two homeless people fighting eachother with two by fours 😭😭”—which matches the song’s reckless, fatalistic vibe. Their mix of internet-brained humor, self-deprecation, and emotional volatility in posts like “If we don’t get motion by 2026 we might need to hit the restart button” fits the energy of Uzi’s anthem for feeling doomed but still turning the pain into a flex and a meme.
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