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Bart Simpson is the best match because both are rebellious, anti‑authority, and constantly vent their frustration online. The user’s tweet "When I reached this section yesterday I got softlocked out of progressing because I refused to enforce the vaccine mandate. Fuck my life." shows a defiant attitude toward rules, much like Bart’s classic "I’m outta here!" moments. Their outburst "FVVVCKK I MISSED ACE COMBAT 8 ANNOUNCEMENT FVCK MY EUROINCEL LIFE" mirrors Bart’s dramatic reactions to missed opportunities. The user also embraces gaming culture and a cynical outlook, as seen in "Another year another birthday. While not my favourite day of the year, it remains a useful time for reflection." and "The most locked in incel you'll ever see in battlefield 6", echoing Bart’s mischievous, provocative style.

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The user frequently engages the community and shares personal activities, as seen in "Now playing: High Altitude Low Opening 2" and the invitation "DM me on Discord @/yourmanjimbo," indicating extraverted energy. Their tweets focus on concrete details and factual references, for example "Since Kazutoki Kono … stated that Ace 8 is going to have a new cloud rendering engine" and "JFK got taken out by a Carcano and Kirk was killed by an Arisaka," reflecting a sensing preference. The tone is logical and critical, such as "Battlefield 6 is Marine corps propaganda … because they made the M27 IAR the best gun" and "It’s interesting how US Mathematics education hypes up ‘calculus’…," showing a thinking decision style. Finally, the user plans and schedules content, evident in "My analysis … will be out tomorrow or the day after" and the organized "High Altitude Low Opening" series, which points to a judging approach.

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Military-sim enthusiast, YouTuber, and meme-savvy commentator. Once got soft-locked in a game for refusing a virtual vaccine. #HighAltitudeLowOpening– @yourmanjimbo

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This cocktail, named "High Altitude Drop", captures @yourmanjimbo’s love for high-altitude combat and gritty war aesthetics. The smoked mezcal evokes the "cloud layers" and "death from above" vibes he mentions in "It’s going to be interesting once FPVs become fully autonomous since the end result will be the exact same violence except there will be literally zero moral difference between using them vs using artillery shells." Espresso adds a dark, gritty depth reflecting his "'Dark and griddy'" comment about game narratives. Red vermouth and a dash of chili-infused bitters bring the blood-red intensity of his "Battlefield 6 is Marine corps propaganda, not because they made the campaign into a MARSOC goonlarp but because they made the M27 IAR the best gun." A splash of club soda lifts the drink like a high-altitude low opening, echoing his repeated "Now playing: High Altitude Low Opening" posts.

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The user repeatedly demonstrates a focus on analysis and insight, such as noting "It’s interesting how US Mathematics education hypes up ‘calculus’ with ‘pre calc’ and limiting it to the best seniors before university level" and criticizing the moral implications of autonomous FPVs, which shows a thoughtful, intellectual approach. Their many observations about war and propaganda, for example "It’s going to be interesting once FPVs become fully autonomous since the end result will be the exact same violence…" and "For the most part it’s a fairly accurate and measured depiction of Soviet dysfunction", reveal a tendency to seek deeper understanding rather than simply act on impulse. Even when they mock extremist or pop‑culture phenomena, they do so with a sharp, reflective tone, as in "Guy who wants to quietly signal he’s a Nazi by putting ‘1st SS Panzer Division Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler’ in his bio". This pattern of valuing knowledge, critical thinking, and nuanced perspective aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wisdom and wit. Consequently, the user’s traits fit the Ravenclaw house.

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The user’s constant critique of war games as propaganda, such as saying "Battlefield 6 is Marine corps propaganda, not because they made the campaign into a MARSOC goonlarp but because they made the M27 IAR the best gun," mirrors Black Sabbath’s indictment of war profiteers in "War Pigs." Their observation that "It’s going to be interesting once FPVs become fully autonomous since the end result will be the exact same violence" reflects the song’s theme that war’s machinery continues regardless of who pilots it. The frequent reference to "the duality of man" and the moral emptiness of modern combat aligns with the lyric "politicians hide themselves behind a mask of lies." Their frustration expressed in profanity‑laden tweets like "FVVVCKK I MISSED ACE COMBAT 8 ANNOUNCEMENT" captures the angry, rebellious tone of the song’s chorus. Overall, the blend of anti‑war sentiment, cynicism about authority, and raw defiance makes "War Pigs" a fitting anthem for this profile.

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