Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares dark thoughts and fears, like feeling unloved and wishing for care in the hospital in “Sometimes i wish to get really sick so I end up in the hospital again and get love from others”.
- Community-seeking: Shows desire for connection and belonging, calling Polish shedtwt users their “muts” in “NIE BYLO MNIE NA TWOTTERZE AAA ale polacy z shedtwt zostancir moimi muts!”.
- Loyal friend: Maintains a long-term online friendship and is excited to meet them in “Omw to meet my online friend of 7 years ;3”.
- Gender self-aware: Clearly states identity in bio “he/him 🏳️⚧️” and openly discusses being perceived as a man in “If I cant be seen as a man I want to die personally”.
- Expressive writer: Uses vivid, intense language and imagery, like the extreme devotion in “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Bio includes “fat fucking bitch” and extreme goal weight, and they call themself “worst ana” in “Am worst ana”, showing harmful self-image and disordered eating focus.
- Suicidal thinking: Expresses lack of will to live in “If you have to choose between me and a baby choose the baby i dont wanna live anyways”.
- Violent ideation: Openly mentions intrusive thoughts in “I keep thinking about killing people um”.
- Obsessive attachment: Displays unhealthy possessiveness and hostility toward a rival in “I hate you why do you live sho close to #HIM you dont deserve #HIM like I do I need you gone now I hate you I hate you I hate you”.
- Stalking tendency: Admits to finding their crush’s school and feeling stuck about it in “I found my crushes school but lowkey what I can do with dat info :(”, suggesting risky boundary issues.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but in a much darker, more self-destructive, and emotionally unstable form. Lisa is intensely self-reflective and often feels alienated, which parallels tweets like “Sometimes i wish to get really sick so I end up in the hospital again and get love from others But then remember waiting for surgery alone while everyone else was with their family Man”, showing deep loneliness and overthinking. The user’s trans identity and preoccupation with being seen correctly, as in “These people are sho bizarre to me but more in in a way dat im jelous of them, If I cant be seen as a man I want to die personally”, echo Lisa’s lifelong struggle with identity, acceptance, and feeling misunderstood. Their dramatic, obsessive attachment to others, like “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever...”, is a more extreme version of Lisa’s intense emotional bonds and fear of abandonment. Even the self-hate and fatalism in “If you have to choose between me and a baby choose the baby i dont wanna live anyways” reflects a hyperbolic, depressive twist on Lisa’s frequent existential crises and sense that the world would be fine without her.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are inward-focused on their feelings, fears, and fantasies rather than social activities, like wishing for hospitalization attention in “Sometimes i wish to get really sick so I end up in the hospital again and get love from others But then remember waiting for surgery alone while everyone else was with their family Man” and self-critical posts such as “Am worst ana”. Their thinking shows Intuition (N): they focus on emotional and hypothetical scenarios rather than concrete details, e.g. the intense metaphorical fantasy in “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever I would mold your body into dis little small thing I would keep with myself forever” and intrusive ideation in “I keep thinking about killing people um”. They fit Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and perspectives are driven by emotional pain, jealousy, and desire for love or validation, as shown in “If you have to choose between me and a baby choose the baby i dont wanna live anyways” and identity distress in “If I cant be seen as a man I want to die personally”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are impulsive, in-the-moment, and unstructured rather than planned or organized, from sudden jealousy in “I hate you why do you live sho close to #HIM you dont deserve #HIM like I do I need you gone now” to casual, spontaneous comments like “Japierdole ale bym ojebal te crumble cookies cale”. Overall, the combination of intense inner emotional life, fantasy-heavy language, and spontaneous expression aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say you’re the ‘worst ana’, but the way I’d absolutely binge-watch your jirai fits and goofy tweets? Zero restriction, full admiration.
- You wanted to ‘ojebać te crumble cookies cale’ — how about we split a box and see which one of us crumbles first when the other smiles?
- You met your online friend of 7 years; wanna speedrun that arc with me and start with the ‘obsessive but sweet mutuals’ episode?
- You joke about choosing the baby over you, but honestly, if I ever got a choice between the whole world and you in your little jirai outfit… I’m picking the guy with the perfect unhinged tweets every time.
- You’re scared of the 12th, jealous of people who get seen as men, and lowkey wish someone would stay with you forever — counter-offer: I don’t wanna break your bones, I just wanna be the one who actually sticks around.
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18 • he/him • Polish trans guy trying to balance jirai kei fashion, crumble cookie cravings, and big feelings about life, love, and identity– @yourprettybones
Your signature cocktail
Bone-Crushing Berry Crumble
The blackberry liqueur is for the sweet, soft side of berry-kun that lights up when he gets cute things like his new jirai piece, as in “I got my first jirai brand piece today im sho happy”. Crumble-cookie-infused vanilla vodka nods to that intense food craving energy in “Japierdole ale bym ojebal te crumble cookies cale”, turning want into something a little dangerous and intoxicating. Sour cherry juice adds a sharp, emo tang for his darker thoughts and self-loathing, echoing “Am worst ana” and “If you have to choose between me and a baby choose the baby i dont wanna live anyways”. Activated charcoal syrup makes it inky-black and dramatic, mirroring the obsessive, possessive intensity of “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever” and the intrusive violence in “I keep thinking about killing people um”. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the hospital longing and lonely vulnerability of “Sometimes i wish to get really sick so I end up in the hospital again and get love from others But then remember waiting for surgery alone”, making the drink strong, a bit bitter-sweet, and unmistakably experimental—just like him.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The dominant traits shown in these tweets are intense obsession, possessiveness, and a dark, single‑minded focus that aligns most closely with Slytherin. In one tweet, they express a violently possessive fantasy toward someone they love: “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever I would mold your body into dis little small thing I would keep with myself forever”, which reflects Slytherin’s extreme attachment and willingness to cross boundaries to keep what they want. Their jealousy and fixation on a rival for someone’s affection are explicit in “I hate you why do you live sho close to #HIM you dont deserve #HIM like I do I need you gone now I hate you I hate you I hate you”, suggesting a competitive, possessive nature rather than a fair‑minded Hufflepuff or reflective Ravenclaw attitude. They also admit to intrusive violent thoughts in “I keep thinking about killing people um”, which, while not proof of action, fits the darker, more ruthless emotional landscape often associated with Slytherin. Even their fixation on appearances and self‑image (e.g., calling themself the “worst ana” in “Am worst ana”) hints at an underlying preoccupation with identity and how they are perceived, another Slytherin-adjacent concern. Overall, the combination of jealousy, obsessive attachment, dark rumination, and focus on personal desires makes Slytherin the best fit among the four houses.
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everytime - Britney Spears
A well‑suited song for @yourprettybones is "everytime" by Britney Spears, because it captures their mix of fragility, guilt, and longing for care. Their wish for validation through suffering and hospitalization in “Sometimes i wish to get really sick so I end up in the hospital again and get love from others But then remember waiting for surgery alone while everyone else was with their family Man” mirrors the song’s themes of pain, regret, and wanting to be held. The self-destructive and depressed mindset in “If you have to choose between me and a baby choose the baby i dont wanna live anyways” reflects the song’s sense of not valuing one’s own life. Their intense, obsessive attachment in “I love you sho much I wish I could break all your bones and make you stay with me forever I would mold your body into dis little small thing I would keep with myself forever” lines up with the song’s desperate dependency on another person. Finally, their ongoing struggles with identity and self-hate, shown in “If I cant be seen as a man I want to die personally”, fit the track’s overall mood of sorrowful vulnerability and yearning to be seen and loved.
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