YOUTHKILL3R
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Your Simpsons character
Bart’s rebellious, anti‑authority attitude and chaotic, profanity‑filled speech echo the user’s tweets like 'Can’t nobody ever tell me anything again… I’m above you. #EnglishMajor' and 'They done banned disposable vape… guess it’s finally my time to take up the torch and start smoking black and milds.' Both display a disdain for school, as shown in 'If my sentence outline hit 8 pages… need a 10‑page paper by tomorrow… #Cooked?' and a penchant for dark humor ('Never Kill yourself'). The user’s constant stream‑of‑consciousness, pop‑culture references, and self‑destructive humor (e.g., 'Busted my first capillary today… no living man has ever lost this amount of blood') match Bart’s mischievous, over‑the‑top persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Their communication is highly inward‑focused, often venting personal angst and rarely seeking external input, as seen in 'I stay saying i dont need anyone or anything … then wonder why I consistently feel like this' which reflects an introverted style. They consistently use abstract, metaphorical language and imaginative references such as 'Unswept cobwebs in my kitchen like I’m Howl from Moving Castle' and 'Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil', indicating a dominant intuitive (N) preference. The emotional tone dominates their decision‑making, with statements like 'I’m so sorry…the only way I could possibly atone would be...' and 'Never Kill yourself', showing a feeling (F) orientation rather than cold logic. Their lifestyle is clearly perceiving, preferring spontaneity and reacting to chaos, evident in '600 assignments due by tomorrow and canvas has been down … Oh Well, Play The Cards That I’m Given' and 'I’m above you…Head on swole I’m walking round this bitch like Yakub', which show a lack of structured planning. Overall, the mix of introverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving traits points to an INFP personality type.

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Trans college writer who turns trash-day hauls into haikus, fueled by coffee and memes. He/Him. #StudentLife #MemeCurator– @YOUTHKILL3R

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The name "Neon Dumpster" captures the vivid chaos of their feed, a mix of bright neon identity and the gritty feeling of trash day, as they say "I love trash day . Brand new every trash day". The black vodka provides a dark base reflecting the tweet "Never Kill yourself", hinting at the underlying darkness and self‑destructive humor. Mezcal's smoky bite mirrors the line "They done banned disposable vape in my state guess it’s finally my time to take up the torch and start smoking black and milds . Playtimes over", echoing their rebellious turn to old‑school smoke. Blue curaçao adds a neon splash, a nod to their trans pride and the bright, chaotic energy found in "Never had stoli til tonight. Why didn’t anyone put me on . Feeling #unloved". The sharp lime and a touch of simple syrup balance the bitterness, echoing the conflicted yearning in "I stay saying i dont need anyone or anything go months and years without experiencing an iota of genuine human warmth or kindness and then wonder why I consistently feel like this".

Your Hogwarts House
The tweets reveal a strong streak of defiance, self‑interest, and a desire to outwit or ignore authority, which are classic Slytherin traits. For instance, they proclaim "Can’t nobody ever tell me anything again ever in my life ... I’m above you" and "They done banned disposable vape in my state guess it’s finally my time to take up the torch and start smoking black and milds", showing a willingness to break rules and pursue personal desires. Their focus on personal survival and self‑preservation appears in lines like "Never Kill yourself" and the recurring theme of enduring hardship on their own terms. This combination of ambition, cunning, and a self‑centered outlook aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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The chaotic, disillusioned tone of YOUTHKILL3R’s timeline mirrors the bleak perspective of "Mad World," a song about feeling lost in a strange, indifferent world. Their frequent declarations such as "Never Kill yourself" and the lament "I stay saying i dont need anyone or anything go months and years without experiencing an iota of genuine human warmth or kindness and then wonder why I consistently feel like this" echo the song’s refrain about numbness and existential fatigue. The overload of academic pressure ("600 assignments due by tomorrow") and mental‑health struggles ("SNRI wean off witgdrawal") illustrate the lyric "And I find it kind of funny, I think I'm not the only one," highlighting a shared sense of absurd suffering. Dark humor and self‑destructive anecdotes, for example "Busted my first capillary today you wouldn’t believe how much I bled" and "Thing I don’t miss about anorexia is the psychoactive farts", capture the song’s haunting line "The world’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world." Overall, the blend of nihilism, alienation, and a yearning for someone to understand them makes "Mad World" a fitting anthem for this user.

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