
Yozhik_Alissa
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Your Simpsons character
Alissa shares Edna Krabappel's sarcastic humor and world-weary attitude. Like Edna, who often finds herself surrounded by chaos at Springfield Elementary, Alissa navigates the absurdities of her work environment, as seen in 'На работе взломан сейф с загашником сигарет для пациентов.' Both characters balance cynicism with a deep sense of care for those around them.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alissa's quick wit, love for debate, and chaotic energy suggest she's an ENTP. Her tweet 'Начинаю неделю правильно — с дикого желания то ли нажраться, то ли пойти в психушку' highlights her spontaneous and adaptive nature. Her reflections on societal issues, like 'Думаю, пора бы принять, что среднестатистический человек ближе к простым работягам,' show her analytical and questioning mind. ENTPs thrive on novelty and challenge, much like Alissa.

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Psychiatric worker by day, chaotic philosopher by night | Lover of counterculture, dark humor, and fabulous hair | Navigating life one absurd anecdote at a time | Music, memes, and mental health.– @Yozhik_Alissa

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The 'Mental Health Martini' captures Alissa's personality with its mix of strength (vodka), introspection (black tea), and a touch of sharpness (bitters). Her tweet 'Вообще вчера перед сном я решила, что надо бы поменьше бухать,' makes this drink a fitting tribute to her complex, layered character.

Your Hogwarts House
Alissa's rebellious streak, sharp wit, and resourcefulness align her with Slytherin. Her tweet 'support your local dealer' showcases her cunning and defiance of norms. At the same time, her ambition and determination, such as downloading a 468-page book to learn about lithium, reflect Slytherin's drive. She's not afraid to embrace the darker aspects of life, making her a perfect fit for this house.

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This song's themes of loneliness and resilience align with Alissa's introspective and candid tweets. Her reflections on personal struggles, like 'Как я пытаюсь справляться с депрессией,' echo the song's tone. The rebellious spirit of the track also matches her personality, as seen in 'support your local dealer.'

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