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Lisa fits best because they’re introspective, idealistic, and very values-driven, much like this user. They openly reflect on identity and ethics, for example defending respect for trans bodies and boundaries in “a partir do momento q vc sai por ai falando q não se relaciona por conta do meu órgão sexual vc me desrespeita como PESSOA”, which echoes Lisa’s strong moral compass. Like Lisa’s mix of sensitivity and determination, they talk about anxiety and self-doubt in “eu, infelizmente, ainda sou uma pessoa q se preocupa muito com oq as pessoas acham de mim… na minha mente nunca sou bom o suficiente” while still pushing themselves and others to live authentically as in “'queria fazer tal coisa mas me sinto velho' FAÇA, apenas faça”. Their love for niche interests and a slightly goth, vampiric aesthetic (“vampiro nb 🏳️⚧️” and “sirvo vampirismo e ciúmes possessivo”) parallels Lisa’s tendency to embrace being different, even when it makes her an outsider. Finally, their protective, empathetic streak in tweets like “não posso ver uma pessoa doente que já quero cuidar, amar, dar carinho, botar em uma terapia” is very Lisa-coded: caring deeply, sometimes to the point of emotional overload.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly seek interaction and new connections, e.g. asking for mutuals and interaction in tweets like “ola eu amo interagir”, “eu preciso de mutuais não binários”, and saying they like making friends even when it’s misread romantically in “é uma porra ser extrovertido e gostar de fazer amizades...”. Their style fits Intuition (N): they enjoy imagining possibilities and ideals (romantic, aesthetic, and identity), like manifesting love in “oq será que o meu futuro namorado nb tá fazendo agr”, fantasizing about fantasy clothes in “eu queria que fosse socialmente aceito a gente se vestir o mais esquisito possível...”, and reflecting on death in a poetic way in “a idéia de morrer até parece assustadora, mas imagina morrer no lugar da pessoa que você ama...”. They’re clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they center emotions, empathy, and respect, e.g. condemning people for killing dogs in “não matei o bicho, seu fdp”, talking about how invalidating it is when people focus on their genitals in “a partir do momento q vc sai por ai falando q não se relaciona por conta do meu órgão sexual vc me desrespeita como PESSOA”, and describing how much it hurts when their efforts in friendship aren’t reciprocated in “eu me humilho muito por amizade...”. They fit Perceiving (P) more than J: they are spontaneous, flexible, and a bit chaotic, talking about drinking and going with the flow like “amanhã eu vou beber tanto que vou entrar em coma alcoólico”, impulsive aesthetic choices like hair and piercings in “me ajudem a decidir meu cabelo pra passar a virada aa” and “vou colocar snake bites tô nervoso”, and openly admitting anxiety and lack of control in “odeio ser ansioso”. Overall, their outward warmth, romantic idealism, emotional expressiveness, and spontaneous lifestyle align most with ENFP.

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NB, bi, vampire-in-training. Works hard, drinks too much coffee, spends paychecks on black clothes & piercings. Once won on day 1 at a new job.– @yshhris

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This cocktail is dark, a little dramatic, and secretly soft, just like a vampiro nb who says “sirvo vampirismo e ciúmes possessivo” and “quero morder seu pescoço e sugar sua alma”. The blackberry-infused gin is for their gothic aesthetic and love of black clothes, echoing “preciso comprar mais roupas pretas, ainda não é o suficiente”. Blood orange aperitivo brings a bittersweet romantic vibe for the one manifesting romance and nb love in tweets like “mds eu quero uma namorada” and “oq será que o meu futuro namorado nb tá fazendo agr”. The activated charcoal honey syrup represents both the protective darkness and sweetness they show when saying “não posso ver uma pessoa doente que já quero cuidar, amar, dar carinho”. Finally, the cold brew ice cube is their anxious, overcaffeinated, working-through-it core, nodding to surviving work and anxiety with tweets like “como vcs estão conseguindo sobreviver a janeiro? é o quinto dia indo trabalhar virado apenas do café” and “odeio ser ansioso”.

Your Hogwarts House
Skyler consistently centers kindness, fairness, and emotional care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They talk about how much they invest in friendships and feel hurt when that effort isn’t reciprocated, saying “eu me humilho muito por amizade, misericórdia. tô sempre tentando ser legal e conversar e a pessoa não se esforça nenhum pouco que raiva”, which shows a loyalty- and connection-oriented mindset more than ambition or showiness. Their empathy for animals is strong and principled: after being attacked by a dog, they still insist people should not kill dogs, arguing “não matei o bicho, seu fdp” and calling out cruelty, which reflects Hufflepuff’s sense of fairness and protection of the vulnerable. They are also notably self-effacing and service-oriented in romance, writing things like “serei completamente devoto de ti” and “facilmente o cara que gastaria 900 reais com a namorada(o) mas chora só de gastar 20 reais em uma cueca”, showing they value devotion and care over status or self-gain. Even when discussing attraction and boundaries, they frame it around respecting others’ autonomy while demanding basic respect for themselves as a person, as in “ninguém é obg a nada. porém, a partir do momento q vc sai por ai falando q não se relaciona por conta do meu órgão sexual vc me desrespeita como PESSOA”, which again emphasizes fairness and dignity rather than aggression or cunning. Overall, their tweets paint a picture of someone driven by loyalty, gentleness, and a strong sense of justice in interpersonal situations—very Hufflepuff.

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A song that best fits Skyler is Blood, Sweat & Tears by BTS. They explicitly say they're a "fã do gdragon, bts e w2e", so choosing an intense, dramatic BTS track aligns with their own fandom. The song’s sensual, vampiric, and sacrificial vibe mirrors their aesthetic and flirting style, like when they tweet "sim, eu vou te transformar em um vampiro, não posso te perder" and "oi deixa eu sugar todo o seu sangue e dar o meu pra vc (flertando)". Themes of giving everything in love match their posts about devotion and romantic intensity, such as "se eu fosse seu namorado, nunca te deixaria ir. manteria você em meus braços" and "tão lindo a" on caring for others. At the same time, the song’s darkness and inner conflict resonate with their anxiety and self-pressure, seen in "eu, infelizmente, ainda sou uma pessoa q se preocupa muito com oq as pessoas acham de mim". Overall, Blood, Sweat & Tears captures their mix of vampiric aesthetic, intense romance, K‑pop love, and emotional turmoil.

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