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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s intellectually curious and reflective, much like this user’s long, thoughtful posts about society, media, and politics, such as their reflection on voting behavior and opposition politics in their country “I get irrationally pissed when local people tell me they don't vote… This is exactly why the opposition is needed”. The user reads humanities journals and comments on the ambiguity of definitions, which echoes Lisa’s academic, slightly nerdy frustration with imprecise thinking “Reading Humanities journal articles be like 'There is no agreement on the definition of x'…”. They also display emotional self-awareness and loneliness, similar to Lisa’s introspective side, when they describe drifting from friends and wondering if their efforts will eventually feel fulfilling “I walk on an expensive, lonesome road due to past mistakes… Perhaps one day I will feel fulfilled.”. At the same time, they have niche, passionate fandom interests and moral concerns about media preservation and censorship, like Lisa’s tendency to champion causes others overlook, as seen in their exhortation to back up digital media “If you haven't already, arrange for time to download everything you need… I realize I haven't hoarded enough.”. Finally, their combination of sincere concern (e.g., about toddlers glued to phones) and dry, sometimes dark humor aligns well with Lisa’s mix of idealism and wry commentary on the world “If I have a kid, I'll make sure to spend at least food time with them without phones.”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an introvert (I) who enjoys media, games, and solitary reflection more than active socializing. They talk about drifting from offline friends and walking a "lonesome road" in “I grew apart from offline friends studying in the golden path; I walk on an expensive, lonesome road due to past mistakes.”, and they comment analytically on online culture rather than posting about parties or group activities, suggesting inward focus and a rich inner life. Their tweets are highly intuitive (N) and pattern‑oriented: they jump from concrete events to big-picture ideas, like linking a galaxy-structure fact to Liu Cixin’s story in “This is long known, and within the galaxy, our solar system is isolated too… a plot point in Liu Cixin's short sci fi story 'The Village Schoolteacher'” and speculating about future confusion over AI-generated records in “some of our ancestors' creations may seem like records of reality, but could really have meant to be fictional as well.”. Their style is distinctly thinking (T): they prefer analysis and critique over emotional appeals, as seen in “Wikipedia is only as reliable as the sources it cites, and the editors... Well.” and their logical frustration with nonvoters in “I get irrationally pissed when local people tell me they don't vote… This is exactly why the opposition is needed”, which frames the issue in terms of systemic reasoning rather than feelings. At the same time, they show some personal emotion, but it’s usually filtered through analysis, like the reflective tone in “Perhaps one day I will feel fulfilled.”. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: they often comment on what they stumble upon, react to media, and explore curiosities instead of emphasizing strict structure or long‑term plans, as in “Bros this week is crazy and I haven't even posted the stuff I saw on QQ yet” and their spontaneous media‑hoarding advice in “I once thought I should hoard less. But now I realize I haven't hoarded enough.”. The combination of introversion, abstract connection‑making, analytical tone, and exploratory, reactive tweeting style aligns best with INTP.

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Translator & video goblin archiving weird internet gems. Once got flagged for ‘promoting terrorism’ for mirroring a game clip. Links & contact below.– @Yuka_sativa

Your signature cocktail
Gin with green tea reflects their thoughtful, sometimes melancholic introspection about life paths and friendships, like when they wrote about walking “an expensive, lonesome road” and wondering if a degree will ever feel fulfilling “I grew apart from offline friends studying in the golden path; I walk on an expensive, lonesome road…”. Plum wine brings in a gentle sweetness and Asian flavor sensibility, echoing their love of Chinese internet culture and games such as Girls’ Frontline and Duet Night Abyss “The character popularity legacy of girls' frontline in china's taobao…” and “The voice acting and story absolutely carries duet night abyss”. Lychee liqueur stands for the cute, slightly teasing side that pops up when they talk about outfits and body types “If I was a girl my main hobby would probably be filling the wardrobe with cute outfits…” and wholesome anime “Why is this anime just the most wholesome thing ever”. A dash of absinthe represents their taste for the weird, cursed, and slightly unhinged—like finding “the most cursed image in the world” “I found the most cursed image in the world” and musing about shimoneta futures and bizarre AI media “I'm pretty sure we're going to be living in the shimoneta world soon enough”. Finally, soda water with lime lightens the mix, capturing their energetic, memey, very online spontaneity—uploading random videos, reacting with “Wooooooooo” and “Hell yeah” to game news “Wooooooooo”, and casually flexing that they can play Girls’ Frontline 2 on Steam when others can’t “Some people say that they can't play Girls' Frontline 2 on Steam. I don't understand. I'm playing it right now on steam.”. This drink is lightly sparkling but layered and slightly dangerous under the sweetness—just like a timeline full of obscure Chinese clips, niche gacha lore, and sudden philosophical threads.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by curiosity, media literacy, and reflective analysis, which strongly point to Ravenclaw. They frequently dissect systems and information sources, like when they note that “Wikipedia is only as reliable as the sources it cites, and the editors... Well.” and when they summarize reading humanities articles as a chain of contested definitions in “Reading Humanities journal articles be like 'There is no agreement on the definition of x'...”. They show a love of learning and sci‑fi ideas, e.g. explaining cosmic isolation and referencing Liu Cixin’s story in “This is long known, and within the galaxy, our solar system is isolated too... 'The Village Schoolteacher'...”. Their interest in niche lore and worldbuilding also stands out, such as being surprised by in‑game narrative depth in “I just went to read their lore ingame and holy shit that is unexpected” and musing about how future descendants would misinterpret our media tech in “some of our ancestors' creations may seem like records of reality, but could really have meant to be fictional as well.”. Even their practical habits, like carefully planning data hoarding and backups in “If you haven't already, arrange for time to download everything you need... 3 2 1 backup.”, show a methodical, knowledge‑preserving mindset that fits Ravenclaw more than any other house.

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A well‑known song that fits them is “The Internet Is Here” because so much of their life and passion is channeled through online spaces, translations, and niche game communities. They constantly act as a bridge between platforms and cultures, sharing things from QQ and bilibili to X, as in “I see amazing videos just locked to YouTube when twitter and bilibili would have loved to see it… I've had to stop accepting upload requests from people because I got hit for 'promoting terrorism' on yt lol”. Their timeline shows a kind of affectionate dependence on digital culture and preservation, like “If you haven't already, arrange for time to download everything you need… I once thought I should hoard less. But now I realize I haven't hoarded enough.”, which mirrors the song’s theme of finding meaning and connection online. Despite frustrations with systems and society, they still treat the net as a place to share excitement and inside jokes, from fan TL work to posts like “Making/translating unusual and random videos/MV” and “I've been following the helldivers situation on QQ and its crazy how all the people are uniting”. That mix of irony, sincerity, and community-centered online life lines up well with the song’s celebration of the internet as both chaotic and homey.

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