Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Principled: They clearly state moral stances, like condemning sexualised depictions of minors in “I think drawing sexualised versions of underage characters is bad”.
- Supportive: They promote and uplift friends, e.g. “Follow azure from forsaken” and “Follow labubu or he won't feed me in the basement again”.
- Resilient: Despite struggle, they express determination in “They keep knocking me down and keep fighting me, but I'm gonna get back up. I'm gonna rise like the phoenix eveey single time”.
- Ethically-minded: They care about fairness and harm, such as criticizing wealth inequality in “I think the rich should have a fuck ton more taxes and the poor a less” and defending Palestinians in “in what world is a Palestinian toddler is a hamas member???”.
- Emotionally-aware: They reflect on mental health and self-harm seriousness in “We shouldn't invalidate people just because they are 'beginner' or 'average'. All forms of self harm should be taken seriously” and question their own state in “I wonder if I have bpd...”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: They direct intense negativity at others, as seen in “I hope you get harassed wherever you go on the internet” and “Everyone, I hate everyone”.
- Self-destructive: They express suicidal ideation and wanting to die in “December 28th, should I just kms?” and “I wanna leave between the dates of February 17 to march 16”.
- Cynical: They often express bleak views about life and people, like “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life” and “Kafka was so right, fuck this stupid baka life”.
- Conflict-prone: They engage in combative discourse, e.g. mocking AI users in “oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?” and reacting harshly to others’ content in “Him using stonetoss comics? What a new low”.
- Overwhelmed: They describe losing sanity and difficulty coping, as in “How beautiful the night can be, I'm never getting any sleep. I'm losing all my sanity” and “Every time I think of the people I was close with, breathing gets harder”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s intellectually serious, politically opinionated, and emotionally intense, much like this user. They show strong ethical stances and concern for justice, echoing Lisa’s activism, for example in posts like “I think the rich should have a fuck ton more taxes and the poor a less” and “I am most baffled because in what world is a Palestinian toddler is a hamas member???”. They also reflect deeply on mental health and self-harm, as in “We shouldn't invalidate people just because they are 'beginner' or 'average'. All forms of self harm should be taken seriously even if they don't cut deep” and “I think drawing sexualised versions of underage characters is bad”, which parallels Lisa’s moral seriousness and empathy. Their dramatic, existential tone—“What is my life? I just realised that I might not know what the hell is going on” and “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life”—matches Lisa’s tendency toward angst and philosophical reflection. And like Lisa’s mix of idealism and sharp sarcasm, this user combines earnest convictions with cutting humor, seen in their attacks on AI art such as “oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? … you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺” and “To make art, all you need is imagination and effort. Don't be lazy by using ai <3”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they talk about emotional struggles, existential dread and hating everyone, e.g. “Everyone, I hate everyone” and “Every time I think of the people I was close with, breathing gets harder”, while also keeping many personal details redacted in “nicknames: ████ pronouns: ███ height: █████ sexuality: ██ …”, which suggests a desire for privacy despite being online. They appear strongly Intuitive: they repeatedly engage in abstract, philosophical and existential thoughts like “What if this is the dream and out there is reality?”, “What is my life? I just realised that I might not know what the hell is going on”, and dramatic metaphorical lines such as “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life”. Their values-first, emotionally charged stance points to Feeling: they advocate for moral positions and empathy, as in “We shouldn't invalidate people just because they are 'beginner' or 'average'. All forms of self harm should be taken seriously even if they don't cut deep” and “I think the rich should have a fuck ton more taxes and the poor a less”, and are openly upset about injustice like “I am most baffled because in what world is a Palestinian toddler is a hamas member???”. Their spontaneity and emotional fluctuation feel Perceiving: they talk about wanting to leave between certain dates without concrete plans in “I wanna leave between the dates of February 17 to march 16”, swing quickly between moods (“How beautiful the night can be, I'm never getting any sleep. I'm losing all my sanity” vs. “TOP OF MORNING! IT'S MORNING TIME!!!”), and generally react in the moment rather than show structured, long-term planning. Their combination of inward emotional depth, philosophical musing, strong personal values, and looser lifestyle structure most closely matches INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said ‘Only at the edge of death do you truly love life’ — so if I’m standing on the edge of your bed debating whether to kiss you, does that count as a near-death experience or just the start of a really good life?
- You drag AI art like it’s Stonetoss-level cursed, so how about we do this the human way: you bring the imagination, I’ll bring the effort, and together we can create a masterpiece called ‘Our First Date’.
- You joked about post-heat depression and never sleeping, and honestly? Same. We could at least be insomniacs together, ranting about capitalism and bad drivers in LA until sunrise.
- You said you’re a twink with no genetics for the veins, but I’m more interested in the fact your timeline’s full of empathy about self-harm and politics—those soft morals? Yeah, that’s the only thing I want pulsing hard.
- You wonder if this is the dream and out there is reality; if this is a dream, can I be the bookworm boyfriend you whisper ‘I’ll help you wrestle the book cover to cover… and under the covers too’ to, or do I need to respawn in your DMs first?
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Your new Twitter bio
Art over algorithms, twink running on insomnia and Tchaikovsky. Once nearly missed a bus arguing about AI art in the replies.– @yukihou270
Your signature cocktail
Not All Thorns Come With a Rose Negroni
The overproof rose-infused gin is for their poetic, dramatic side and bio line “Not all thorns come with a rose ♪ Those who blindly follow rules cannot think for themselves We decide where we go and when we come back”, mixing beauty with defiance. Campari’s bitterness reflects their sharp takes and open hostility at times, like “I hope you get harassed wherever you go on the internet” and “Everyone, I hate everyone”. Black cherry liqueur adds a dark sweetness, mirroring their vulnerable, melancholic posts like “Every time I think of the people I was close with, breathing gets harder” and “How beautiful the night can be, I'm never getting any sleep. I'm losing all my sanity”. A dash of absinthe represents their existential, almost surreal musings such as “What if this is the dream and out there is reality?” and their love of intense emotion like “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life”. The activated charcoal salt rim embodies their dark humor and self-destructive ideation in posts like “December 28th, should I just kms?” and “I'm already halfway through my life”, giving the drink an edgy, aesthetic finish that suits someone who greets the timeline with “TOP OF MORNING! IT'S MORNING TIME!!!” and still chooses to rise “like the phoenix” despite everything. Their anti-AI-art stance in “Human made art that uses imagination and effort beyond just writing a prompt will always be far more filled with life than anything generative ai can make” inspires the cocktail’s classic Negroni backbone—handcrafted, intense, and unapologetically human.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor traits: they are outspoken, confrontational when they think something is wrong, and willing to take emotional risks in public. They openly condemn things like AI art and sexualized depictions of minors, e.g. “Making images with ai makes you no more an artist than playing Call Of Duty makes you a soldier”, “To make art, all you need is imagination and effort. Don't be lazy by using ai <3”, and “I think drawing sexualised versions of underage characters is bad”, which shows a strong moral stance and willingness to call people out. Their political and social takes are blunt and uncompromising, such as “I think the rich should have a fuck ton more taxes and the poor a less” and “I am most baffled because in what world is a Palestinian toddler is a hamas member???”, suggesting a ‘charge into the fray’ attitude more than detached analysis. They also show emotional recklessness and intensity in tweets like “December 28th, should I just kms?”, “Everyone, I hate everyone”, and “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life”, consistent with Gryffindor’s dramatic, heart-on-sleeve temperament. Finally, their resilience and self-mythologizing come through in “They keep knocking me down and keep fighting me, but I'm gonna get back up. I'm gonna rise like the phoenix eveey single time”, which is quintessentially Gryffindor: framing life as a series of battles to be faced with stubborn courage.
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Your song
Bury a Friend - Billie Eilish
A well‑suited song for them is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, which balances morbid introspection, weariness, and defiance. They openly flirt with death and suicidal ideation in posts like “December 28th, should I just kms?”, “I'm already halfway through my life”, and “I wanna leave between the dates of February 17 to march 16”, echoing the song’s fixation on mortality and self-destruction. Their tweet “Only at the edge of death only then do you truly love life” mirrors the song’s tension between wanting to disappear and still being painfully aware of life. At the same time, they show a sharp, sometimes hostile edge—like “Everyone, I hate everyone” and “I hope you get harassed wherever you go on the internet”—that matches the song’s unsettling, confrontational tone. Yet they also insist on getting back up, as in “They keep knocking me down and keep fighting me, but I'm gonna get back up. I'm gonna rise like the phoenix eveey single time”, fitting the song’s underlying resilience beneath the darkness.
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