Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical honesty: He openly admits to being an “attention seeker” and shares his unfiltered struggles with “medication side effects”.
- Intellectual curiosity: He manages a “personal domain”, studies Japanese, and describes his academic interests as “intricate”.
- Self-awareness: He recognizes his own “volatile” nature and how his anxiety leads to “overthinking”.
- Academic perseverance: Despite severe mental distress, he pushes himself to “lock in” and finish a “2000 word essay”.
- Appreciative nature: He finds genuine joy in small moments, like meeting a “uni friend” or seeing “jirai up close”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe self-loathing: He frequently posts that he is “fundamentally unappealing” and a “piece of shit”.
- Chronic procrastination: He admits to ignoring “prepwork” and leaving thousands of words for a deadline “before midnight”.
- Social paranoia: He is convinced that “everyone hates me” and talks about him “behind my back”.
- Suicidal ideation: His feed is filled with repetitive desires to “disappear” or “kill myself”.
- Emotional volatility: He describes himself as “lightheaded” and prone to “spiralling” over minor interactions.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user mirrors Milhouse’s archetype as the perennially overlooked and socially awkward outsider who feels “irrelevant and unimportant”. Much like the character, they struggle with a deep-seated sense of being “fundamentally unappealing” and often find themselves “outside watching everyone else through a window”. Their tweets reveal a volatile mix of intense yearning for connection and a self-deprecating belief that they are a “charity case” to others. This desperation to be chosen, combined with a tendency to “spiral” over social rejection, perfectly captures the melancholic yet dramatic essence of The Simpsons’ most frequent underdog.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Eversnow exhibits strong Introversion (I), repeatedly expressing a sense of being an outsider and stating, “I think I gotta stop trying to socialise”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract feelings of existential displacement, wondering if they are “fundamentally wrong” rather than focusing on concrete reality. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their feed is a raw, unfiltered stream of emotional values and a deep longing for connection, such as when they note, “I want it to be over I want to die I want to have love”. Finally, they lean toward Perceiving (P) due to their spontaneous, moody venting style and a clear struggle with structure, admits they have “not done any of the winter break prepwork” for a looming deadline.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you that 2000-word essay due Thursday? Because I can't stop thinking about you and I’d stay up all night just to give you my full attention.
- I heard you’re a fan of Jirai-kei fashion; I might not have the platform boots, but I’d definitely be the 'menhera' to your 'student' if it means we can be 'fundamentally wrong' together.
- They say suicide isn't the answer, but if we ‘check the maths’ on us, I’m pretty sure the only logical solution is for you to let me take you out for coffee—no charity case, just sincerity.
- I promise I’m not just a ‘voice fetish’ or a ‘simp,’ but if you’re looking for someone to be obsessed with, I’m more than happy to let you put a collar on my schedule.
- You said you're looking for the 'delusional focused' version of yourself, but I’d choose the real you—even if it's 6:30 AM and we're both a little 'unfit for human consumption'.
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Your new Twitter bio
Japanese language student & UK-based academic survivor. Once got my soul healed by a jirai encounter. Aspiring essay-finisher and unranked Overwatch enthusiast.– @yukipaideia
Your signature cocktail
The Unfit for Human Consumption
This cocktail is a volatile, high-proof experimental mix reflecting a “23歳男” going through “medicine side effects”. The base is dark and bitter to match his self-described “discardability”, yet it is topped with a sugary Fanta foam because “twenty minutes of attention can turn my mood around”. Served in a glass that feels like a “knife in my brain”, it is designed for those who feel “fundamentally unappealing” but still have a “voice fetish” and a love for Jirai-kei style. It is a drink for the “lonely freak” who just wants to “be lovable” while tackling a 2000-word essay.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Eversnow exhibits the Ravenclaw penchant for analytical introspection, often deconstructing his own psychological state with a detached, almost academic precision. He describes himself as a “Japanese student” and showcases a love for learning, whether it’s sharing his “yukipedia” domain or diving into complex topics like “various ideas I've heard floating around that are too intricate to repeat”. Even in distress, his wit shines through dark humor, such as when he jokes about writing the “maths” of his life or seeking “bread with knowledge”. This commitment to intellectual pursuits—exemplified by his drive to complete a “2000 word essay” despite physical and mental turmoil—marks him as a student of the mind and world, typical of Rowena Ravenclaw’s house.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user’s feed is a raw manifestation of feeling fundamentally broken and excluded, mirroring the song's themes of self-loathing and yearning for a 'perfect' existence. They explicitly state, “I don't think I've ever been compatible with anyone or anything... Something about me's just deeply, fundamentally wrong.”, which aligns with the iconic lyrics about not belonging. Their constant self-deprecation, such as calling themselves a “Worthless dirty undesirable thing”, captures the same desperation as the song's narrator who feels like a 'creep' or a 'weirdo.' Ultimately, their admission that “I wish I was loveable” serves as the emotional core of both their online persona and the track’s tragic plea for acceptance.
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