Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Shows care for others’ struggles and trauma, e.g. validating someone’s experience in “i got raped by a woman three times when i was 5 and 6 years old”.
- Politically-aware: Expresses clear pro-Palestine stance in bio and posts like “you'll never believe who we are fighting for”.
- Affectionate: Openly shows love and attachment to friends and ‘croomf’ in tweets like “yes im looking through his posts no idgaf yes i love him” and “i miss @TwtZey”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes frequently, like “if you laugh you die” and “im actually so funny why am i still single”.
- Expressive: Comfortable sharing feelings and personal details, e.g. self-intro in “NAME: yuki / nani (irl nickname) AGE: 14...” and emotional vents like “'yuki you can't like that person...'”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Talks very negatively about herself in posts like “im js so fucking unlovable” and calling herself “fatsss” in “four weird facts abt me”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Jokes or vents about ending her life, e.g. “hahaha he doesn't like me i'm killing myself in three two one” and “im going to end it all”.
- Emotional-dependence: Mood seems heavily tied to others’ attention, especially croomf, as in “croomf hates me goodnight .” and repeated “croomf” tweets like “croomf croomf croomf...”.
- Oversharing: Shares very personal trauma and body issues in public, such as “i got raped by a woman three times when i was 5 and 6 years old” and “holy shit my boob is literally bleeding i hate this fuckass new bra”.
- Volatile-mood: Timeline swings fast between excitement and despair, from “VERY BIG NEWS” to distressed vents like “im so fucking cokked man fuck my stu0id lfe”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a sensitive, intelligent teen who cares deeply about justice and politics, similar to this user’s explicit pro-Palestine stance and tweets like “you'll never believe who we are fighting for”. Like Lisa, they’re reflective and self-critical, expressing feeling unlovable and overwhelmed in posts such as “im js so fucking unlovable” and “life sucks i hate everything”. They show a strong awareness of social issues and religion, defending themselves as a Muslim in “'what's your religion ?' 'im a muslimmm' 'oh i feel so sorry for you...'”, which parallels Lisa’s moral seriousness and willingness to stand up for her beliefs. At the same time, they’re very emotionally intense about crushes and friendships—constantly worrying about “croomf” in posts like “how do i start a conversation with croomf again fuckkkkkk”—which matches Lisa’s dramatic inner life around people she likes. Their mix of activism, vulnerability, and artsy/creative identity as an artist aligns more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or the more passive Maggie.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: their timeline is highly interactive, constantly addressing "oomfs" and especially "croomf"/"zey" with public affection and jokes (e.g. "im finding excuses to talk with croomf (if you see this 'croomf' might be you yes YOU)", "gonna start calling people babygirl"), and they openly share personal feelings with an audience instead of keeping them private. They appear more iNtuitive than Sensing: they dramatize emotions and situations in a hyperbolic, imaginative way ("hahaha he doesn't like me i'm killing myself in three two one", "destiel at nine we gotta kill everybody") and enjoy fandom/fictional scenarios over concrete, detailed discussions. Their style is strongly Feeling: decisions and reactions are guided by emotion, attachment, and values (e.g. intense worry about being hated by croomf in "IM SORRY OKAY I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME", protective stances like "when it comes to her i don't play", and activism such as "you'll never believe who we are fighting for" and #FREEPALESTINE in their name). They read as Perceiving: they show spontaneity, mood swings, and chaos rather than structured planning, e.g. impulsive, exaggerated posts like "im so fucking cokked man fuck my stu0id lfe i cejthnadjwkwjaHekqhshsjWHSJHSJEGAHAH" and indecisive, rapidly shifting emotional states across tweets. Altogether, an expressive, people-focused, emotional, and spontaneous presence with heavy imagination and fandom energy fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’re ‘so fucking unlovable’ and yet I’m over here scrolling your profile pretending it’s my TL like you do with his — plot twist: I’m trying to be the ‘his’ you stalk.
- You said your fave movie is The Truman Show, but honestly being on your TL feels like I’m the main character who suddenly realizes the world revolves around a 150cm Malaysian artist named Yuki.
- You’re saving your Eid money for next year — if I promise to support Palestine, respect your hijab, and never talk bad about Tokti, do I qualify as something worth investing in long‑term too?
- You said you’d fold if someone treated you a certain way; as an artist who draws furries and edits, maybe you could just redraw my Riz so I don’t fumble the bag with you instead.
- You keep manifesting ‘croomf’ who’s funny, woke, Palestine-supporting, and in your age range… I’m not saying I’m the one, but if you run another ‘croomf reveal’ thread, can I audition for the role?
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Your new Twitter bio
yuki, 14 • Malaysian artist + tiny 4'11 strategist of saving Eid money next year • she/her • draws, overthinks, supports Palestine, survives school.– @yukitoes__
Your signature cocktail
Yuki’s Croomf Crush Cooler
This drink is light, fizzy, and a bit over-the-top sweet, matching how they’re “giggling kicking my legs” in “im giggling kicking my legs” and forever spinning over crushes like “how do i start a conversation with croomf again fuckkkkkk”. Lychee soda with rose syrup reflects their soft, romantic, very online vibe, scrolling his profile like it’s their whole TL in “when i'm bored i scroll on his profile and pretend its my tl”. Lime juice adds tartness for the self-aware, dramatic lows of “im js so fucking unlovable” and the feeling of “life sucks i hate everything” in “life sucks i hate everything”. A dash of chili tincture stands for the sudden bite when they snap, like “pukimak cibai pui” and their blunt politics in “you'll never believe who we are fighting for”. Cotton candy foam captures the childish, chaotic silliness of calling everyone croomf in “croomf croomf croomf ...”, while edible silver glitter nods to their artsy, sparkly self-intro in “NAME: yuki / nani (irl nickname) ...”. Overall, it’s a playful, experimental mocktail-strength cocktail in spirit: sweet, dramatic, occasionally spicy, and very, very online.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is dominated by intense attachment and care for close people, especially "croomf" and Zey, showing classic Hufflepuff-style loyalty: they repeatedly post about missing them and worrying they hate her, like "i miss zey", "croomf hates me goodnight .", and "im finding excuses to talk with croomf". That same loyalty extends to public figures and causes: she defends people she cares about with lines like "do not speak ill of my baby Arthur ." and "we do not talk like that to zack.", and her bio proudly includes #FREEPALESTINE, reinforced by tweets like "you'll never believe who we are fighting for", suggesting a strong, values-based loyalty. She also shows a gentle, affirming side, complimenting others with posts such as "akak youre so damn pretty" and dreaming of a kind future partner in "PRAYING for a man like this when im grown", which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on kindness and warmth. While she has flashes of anger and dark humor in posts like "pukimak cibai pui" and self-deprecating outbursts, these mostly come from feeling rejected or unheard, not from ambition or a desire to dominate, which argues against Slytherin or Gryffindor as primary. Overall, her defining traits on the timeline are attachment, protectiveness, and emotional loyalty to friends, idols, and causes—core Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
drivers license - Olivia Rodrigo
A fitting song for them is drivers license by Olivia Rodrigo because it captures teenage intensity, heartbreak, and overthinking in a very raw way. Their timeline is full of anxious crush energy and fear of rejection, like when they say "hahaha he doesn't like me i'm killing myself in three two one" and "i think he hates me wow". The song’s themes of replaying moments and stalking someone’s profile echo how they admit "yes im looking through his posts no idgaf yes i love him" and "when i'm bored i scroll on his profile and pretend its my tl". At the same time, their self-loathing and vulnerability — for example, "im js so fucking unlovable" — match the song’s emotional insecurity. The way they dramatize everything with dark humor and big feelings, like "life sucks i hate everything" while still clearly caring deeply, fits Olivia’s confessional, messy-teen-heart style perfectly.
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