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Lisa fits best because she is intensely introspective, smart, and emotionally complex, much like this user. The user openly reflects on mental health, meds, and CAPs, similar to how Lisa overthinks and struggles with her own emotions and identity, as seen in tweets like “É muito doido pra mim ver pessoas que conseguem viver sem precisar antidepressivos, antipsicoticos e estabilizadores de humor pra se manter estável” and “Vou parar de tomar antipscicoticos, sinto que eles tão tirando minha personalidade 🙄”. Lisa is politically and socially aware, and this user also engages with queer identity and social topics, for example “Nós pessoas queers fazemos do mundo um lugar melhor”. At the same time, Lisa has a dramatic, sometimes dark streak and uses humor to cope, which lines up with posts like “Vou morrer de overdose igual a Sarah Lynn” and “Make me not wanna die”. The strong nerd/media-obsessed side—Bojack Horseman, anime, games, and specific character fixations—also mirrors Lisa’s intense fandoms and intellectual hyperfixations, as hinted in “Lésbica e obcecada pelo todd” and “O hiperfoco na Sarah lynn”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite some loud, humorous aggression, most content is introspective, focused on their own thoughts, mental health, and feelings rather than social events, e.g. “É muito doido pra mim ver pessoas que conseguem viver sem precisar antidepressivos, antipsicoticos e estabilizadores de humor pra se manter estável” and “Eu amo que as pessoas sempre ficam em choque quando descobrem que eu frequento o caps toda semana”. They strongly favor Intuition over Sensing: they hyperfixate on symbolic, narrative-heavy media like Bojack Horseman and Madoka Magica and relate to them on a metaphorical level, as in “O hiperfoco na Sarah lynn” and “Vou morrer de overdose igual a Sarah Lynn”, using characters as stand‑ins for their own inner world rather than focusing on concrete details. Their tone and decisions are clearly Feeling‑driven: they talk about love, wanting a relationship, jealousy, hurt, and identity, e.g. “Queria namorar” and “Meu primeiro amor me chamou de maluca”, and their political takes (queer pride, feminism, race) are value-based rather than structured logical argument, as in “Nós pessoas queers fazemos do mundo um lugar melhor”. They skew Perceiving over Judging: their life seems spontaneous, chaotic, and driven by mood, with impulsive comments about drugs and avoidance of strict structure like “Queria viver apenas de droga e maquiagem” and “Não aguento mais estar sóbria”, and there’s little sign of careful planning or orderly routines. Putting this together—introverted, imaginative, emotionally intense and value‑oriented, with a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle—INFP fits their online persona best.

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Non-binary nerd with BoJack brainrot, CAPS regular & chronic overthinker. Once smoked 2 joints and slept 6 hours before breakfast.– @YumikoBWotaku

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This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their weed jokes and chaotic self-destructive humor, channeling lines like “Queria viver apenas de droga e maquiagem” and “EU QUERO FUMA MACONHAAAAAAA CANNABISSSSS AJSSJJDSJJX”. The espresso coffee liqueur is their insomnia brain, trauma and CAPS routine, echoing “É muito doido pra mim ver pessoas que conseguem viver sem precisar antidepressivos, antipsicoticos e estabilizadores de humor pra se manter estável” and “Eu amo que as pessoas sempre ficam em choque quando descobrem que eu frequento o caps toda semana”. A hibiscus and strawberry syrup adds queer, dramatic sweetness, nodding to “Nós pessoas queers fazemos do mundo um lugar melhor” and the romantic ache of “Queria namorar” and “Strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you”. Sparkling tonic water lifts everything with sarcastic fizz, matching memes like “Boys don't cry, mas eu sou não binário ent fds eu crying mesmo” and their constant shitpost energy. Finally, the lime wedge with chili-salt rim is their sharp, foul-mouthed bite, straight from the bio and threats like “Estarei agredindo todos os homens heteros que fizerem piadas sobre mim”, making the drink burn just enough to feel alive—very maybe I’m just girl, interrupted (“Maybe I'm just girl, interrupted”).

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a very strong Gryffindor-style blend of courage, impulsiveness, and confrontational honesty. Their bio alone is aggressively confrontational and fearless toward conflict, signaling a willingness to fight rather than back down. They openly discuss heavy subjects like self-harm and mental health with raw directness, e.g. warning their younger self in a thread about self-harm: “Aos 11 anos você vai descobrir que existem pessoas que se machucam pra aliviar a dor emocional, e é muito importante que você nunca tente fazer isso”, which shows emotional bravery and a desire to protect. They also repeatedly frame themselves as ready to physically stand up to others or endure risky situations, like joking about dying in a shootout while buying drugs: “eu vou levar um tiro e vai ser assim q eu vou morrer🥰”, and threatening hetero men who mock them returning to meat: “Estarei agredindo todos os homens heteros que fizerem piadas sobre mim”. Even when talking about queerness and politics, they take a bold, declarative stance, as in “Nós pessoas queers fazemos do mundo um lugar melhor”. While there is some wit and introspection (Ravenclaw-adjacent), the dominant traits are fiery, combative, and brave in the face of pain, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well-suited song for them is Bored by Billie Eilish, which mixes sardonic humor, emotional exhaustion, and a sense of being stuck, much like their timeline. They frequently joke about death, self-destruction, and meds, as in “Vou morrer de overdose igual a Sarah Lynn” and “Eu tenho a sensação de que um dia eu vou ir na biqueira comprar pó, a policia vai aparecer lá, vai começar um tiroteio, eu vou levar um tiro e vai ser assim q eu vou morrer🥰”, which echoes the song’s undertone of resignation and quiet despair. At the same time, they show vulnerability around mental health and medication, like “É muito doido pra mim ver pessoas que conseguem viver sem precisar antidepressivos, antipsicoticos e estabilizadores de humor pra se manter estável” and “Vou parar de tomar antipscicoticos, sinto que eles tão tirando minha personalidade 🙄”, fitting the song’s theme of feeling emotionally drained and used up. Their mix of queerness, dark humor, and romantic longing appears in tweets such as “Queria namorar” and “Ele não é meu namorado mas esse pau eu me encarrego de exercer.”, which align with the song’s frustrated, bittersweet perspective on relationships. Finally, their self-deprecating, hyper-online style in posts like “Além de feia eu sou desbundada” and “Boys don't cry, mas eu sou não binário ent fds eu crying mesmo” resonates with the detached, quietly sarcastic energy of Bored.

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