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Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson is the best match because she often feels isolated, anxious, and struggles with depression, similar to tweets like 'I’m really anxious I want to die' and 'I want to reach out to people and ask them to be friends with me but I’m horrible at talking to people'. She also expresses distrust of mental health professionals, as seen in 'Why is every psychiatrist horrible', and repeatedly mentions feeling miserable and wanting to escape her life ('I’m miserable', 'Sometimes I just really wanna live a different life'). Like Lisa, who often feels misunderstood and pressured as a teenage girl, the user also laments 'I HATE BEING A WOMAN' and complains about physical discomfort. Overall, the combination of self‑harm, suicidal thoughts, social anxiety, and a yearning for acceptance aligns closely with Lisa's more vulnerable moments in the series.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted tendencies, saying "I want to reach out to people and ask them to be friends with me but I’m horrible at talking to people" which reflects a preference for inner reflection over social interaction. Their focus on concrete sensory details such as "How do I get my raised scars to go flat? What works best compression or scar gel?" and "All my cuts are oozing out like pus" indicates a sensing orientation. Emotional language dominates their decision‑making, illustrated by statements like "I’m really anxious I want to die" and "I’m so sad I want to cut but I can’t handle taking care of my wounds," pointing to a feeling preference. Their lifestyle appears unstructured and spontaneous, as they mention "Gonna be inactive for a while since I’m going insane" and "Not cutting for a few days so I can stop feeling dizzy," which aligns with perceiving. Together these traits most closely match the ISFP personality type.

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Digital artist + mental health advocate. I turn raw feelings into sketches. Coffee lover, cat fan, once made a bean so lifelike my cat tried to eat it.– @Yumiwwii

Your signature cocktail
The "Bloody Lily" cocktail captures Yumi’s turbulent emotions with a deep red blood‑orange base that mirrors the rawness of "So much blood [picture]". A whisper of lavender syrup adds the delicate floral touch of the 🪻 lily emoji and the tweet "Thank you for flower whoever you are 😄". A splash of absinthe brings the dizzy, unsettling swirl that Yumi describes in "I’m so dizzy goodnight [picture]" and "God why does healing take soooooo looonnnng [picture]". A pinch of sea‑salt evokes the constant sweat and tears she mentions, like "I’m so sweaty. I know it’s gross" and "Im sad, uncomfortable, dirty". Finally, the crisp gin provides a sharp bite echoing the self‑harm reference "Ok I’m going to cut [picture]", while keeping the drink balanced for those who crave "No gimmicks".

Your Hogwarts House
Yumi's tweets show a strong drive for personal attention and status, such as “I got 300 followers while i was gone Hooray luv u all” and “Send me gimmicks I’m bored”, reflecting Slytherin ambition. They also display a defensive, self‑preserving attitude with lines like “Respect my boundaries DUMBASS” and a cynical view of authority: “Why is every psychiatrist horrible”. Their willingness to manipulate emotions and seek control over how others perceive them, as seen when they say “I want to reach out to people and ask them to be friends with me but I’m horrible at talking to people and I’ll probably end up making a fool of myself,” aligns with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self‑interest. This combination of ambition, cunning self‑protection and desire for influence points to Slytherin.

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The song "Hurt" deals with self‑inflicted pain and feeling broken, which mirrors Yumi’s frequent mentions of cutting and self‑harm (e.g., "Ok I’m going to cut" and "All my cuts are oozing out like pus or something I think they’re infected"). The lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" parallels Yumi’s confession of using self‑injury as a coping mechanism ("I want to make cuts bigger but I know that’ll just cause me more problems"). Yumi’s expressed hopelessness and suicidal thoughts ("I’m really anxious I want to die" and "I’m really sad I want to sleep forever") echo the song’s somber reflection on regret and emptiness. The chorus line "What have I become?" aligns with Yumi’s feelings of guilt and low self‑worth ("I feel guilty for being mentally ill. I shouldn’t be causing you problems!!"). Finally, the melancholic tone of the song matches Yumi’s overall sense of loneliness and yearning for connection ("To whoever likes me. Thank you" and "I’m so lonely but I don’t know how to make friends").

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