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Your Simpsons character
Despite the user’s chaotic online presence, they share Lisa’s deep intellectual investment in niche interests, specifically “stay up reading ao3” and a passion for “realism” in art. Like Lisa, the user often feels socially isolated or ahead of their peers, tweeting about “kicking my feet at imaginary girls kissing” while others are out partying. They both possess a strong moral compass regarding media representation, seen when they critique how “canonically queer ships” are handled. Ultimately, both the user and Lisa Simpson struggle with family dynamics, with the user noting they “hate it in this fucking house” and feel misunderstood by their mother.

Your MBTI personality Type
Livvy aligns with the Introvert (I) profile, often preferring solitary activities like reading AO3 or “kicking my feet at imaginary girls kissing” rather than partying. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her preoccupation with fictional worlds, fanfiction, and abstract themes of identity, rather than mundane daily routines. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, as her feed is a high-energy stream of emotional expressions like “screaming crying throwing up” and strong moral stances on fandom shipping. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows in her self-admitted lack of structure, such as when she chooses to “put off my schoolwork for the entire week and just write fanfic” or her spontaneous, messy sleep schedule.

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High school artist and aspiring realist painter. Dedicated to analyzing GL narratives, listening to NewJeans, and finding the perfect grapefruit. @yummiestcritter– @yummiestcritter

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures Livvy’s chaotic energy as she transitions from the 'worst year of my life' into her 17th year. The grapefruit gin is a nod to her recent obsession, as she was “so happy” to finally find them, while the spicy rim serves as a warning not to “EAT SPOCYFOOD WITH CRACKED ASS LIPSN”. The bitter lemon reflects her frequent mood swings and “being depressing” before a yuri-induced recovery, and the sparkling rosé honors her identity as a “fat perverted himejoshi”. This experimental, high-strung cocktail is best enjoyed while “kicking my feet at imaginary girls kissing” in bed.

Your Hogwarts House
Livvy embodies the impulsive and emotionally expressive nature of a Gryffindor, frequently tweeting with high-energy outbursts like “GET THE FUCK OUT MY DMS OH MY GODDDDUUHH” and “screaming crying throwing up”. She demonstrates the house's signature boldness and willingness to court controversy, such as when she declares “if u genderbend canonically queer ships into straight ones i hope harm comes your way very soon”. Her unfiltered honesty about her personal struggles, including admitting “why did i have to do this to myself im stuck with these on my arms until the day i die”, reflects a raw, courageous transparency. This combination of fiery passion for her interests and a headstrong, confrontational approach to online interaction firmly aligns her with the House of the Brave.

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The song Girls perfectly encapsulates Livvy’s self-proclaimed identity as a "fat perverted himejoshi" who is obsessively devoted to yuri and queer media. She frequently expresses her overwhelming love for women and sapphic content, tweeting “ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IM GOING INSANE I LOVE YURI OH MY GOD PLEASE I NEED TO BE TRANQUILIZED” and “i love being gay”. The lyrics about watching girls match her habit of “kicking my feet at imaginary girls kissing” instead of partying like others her age. Additionally, the song's directness mirrors her blunt frustration with heteronormative fandom behavior, such as when she says “if u genderbend canonically queer ships into straight ones i hope harm comes your way very soon”. Ultimately, her feed is a chaotic, high-energy celebration of the exact themes of sapphic attraction and longing present in the track.

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