YummyYedlin
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His love for NUFC and football is evident in tweets like 'If something like this ever happens in my lifetime with Newcastle I’d probably go on the biggest session known to mankind.'
- Humorous: His sarcastic and witty remarks, such as 'Most ready salted crisps personality ever,' showcase his comedic flair.
- Opinionated: He doesn’t shy away from sharing strong opinions, like 'Longstaff you fucking useless pile of shit get out my club.'
- Nostalgic: He values tradition, evident in his praise for old football kits: 'That kit we had from 2001-03 is our most underrated and I would say best kit, thing of beauty.'
- Relatable: His tweets about everyday frustrations, like 'Driving 25 in a 30, 65 in a 70 in the right-hand lane,' resonate with working-class struggles.
Weaknesses:
- Bluntness: His direct critiques, such as 'Surely the death penalty would be best for this cunt,' can come across as overly harsh.
- Negativity: He often focuses on what’s wrong, like 'Atmosphere last night absolutely shocking,' which could alienate some followers.
- Resistance to Change: His disdain for modern football culture, like 'Now it’s full of youtoobas,' shows a reluctance to adapt to new trends.
- Pessimism: He frequently predicts negative outcomes, such as 'Just wait til we go through a rough patch with our shiny new 70k seater stadium.'
- Harsh Criticism: Calling out players with statements like 'Longstaff you fucking useless pile of shit' might be seen as overly harsh or unfair.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user’s mix of humor, bluntness, and relatability makes Homer Simpson an ideal match. Like Homer, he has strong opinions and isn’t afraid to voice them, as seen in 'Longstaff you fucking useless pile of shit get out my club.' His everyday frustrations, such as 'Driving 25 in a 30... absolute joke,' resemble Homer’s rants about life. Both have a humorous, sometimes exaggerated way of expressing their love for their passions, like football or donuts.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
The user embodies an ESTP: energetic, blunt, and action-oriented. His extraversion shines through in his passionate tweets about NUFC and football culture. His thinking and perceiving traits are evident in his quick wit and adaptability, such as 'The transfer window is brilliant isn’t it.' He enjoys living in the moment and isn’t afraid to speak his mind, as seen in 'Longstaff you fucking useless pile of shit get out my club.'
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Newcastle win? Because you’ve got me absolutely bouncing all night.
- Are you a FIFA card? Because you’ve got 99 in charisma and 100 in making me smile.
- Are you the Gallowgate End? Because I’d cheer for you all day long.
- Do you have the same passion for love as you do for NUFC? Because I’m ready to transfer my heart to you.
- Are you a crisps packet? Because you’re the most flavorful person I’ve ever met.
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NUFC devotee | Sarcasm enthusiast | Nostalgic for the good old days of football | Commuting critic & crisps connoisseur | Bringing blunt humor to your timeline daily.– @YummyYedlin
Your signature cocktail
Magpie Mojito
The 'Magpie Mojito' reflects his NUFC loyalty and sharp wit. The dark rum symbolizes the team’s black-and-white colors, while the blackberries add a unique twist, much like his humor. The mint and lime bring a refreshing kick, reminiscent of his blunt but invigorating tweets like 'Most ready salted crisps personality ever.' It’s a bold, flavorful drink for a bold, passionate fan.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user’s bluntness, passion, and loyalty to NUFC align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet 'If something like this ever happens in my lifetime with Newcastle I’d probably go on the biggest session known to mankind' shows his bold enthusiasm. His willingness to call out players and fans, like 'Why are our fans scared to criticise and call out players who aren’t up to scratch?' reflects Gryffindor’s bravery and honesty. While he might lack the diplomacy of a Hufflepuff or the cunning of a Slytherin, his fiery personality fits perfectly in Gryffindor.
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Three Lions - Baddiel, Skinner & The Lightning Seeds
This football anthem captures the user’s passion and hope for NUFC. His tweet 'Newcastle cup winners 2025 and England cup winners 2026, yes please' reflects the optimism and pride expressed in the song. The nostalgic tone also aligns with his love for traditional football culture, as seen in 'That kit we had from 2001-03 is our most underrated.' It’s a perfect anthem for his football-centric personality.
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