Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Frequently makes jokes at his own expense, like calling himself the 'world's saddest eroge protagonist' in “i'm the world's saddest eroge protagonist. no h scenes. only despair.”.
- Community engagement: Interacts with others via quoted tweets and replies, e.g. praising someone with “this guy knows his stuff. invest into @ zil for considerable returns + i will love you forever”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares loneliness and frustration, such as “another day waking up alone but at least my waifu is still there faithful as ever” and “every confession scene hits different when you know no one will ever say that shit to your face”.
- Consistent creativity: Produces a steady stream of varied bits and scenarios, like “zelensky i have a 50 step plan to win the war involving giant robots dm me” and the VN rating jokes in “how do i give real life a 1/10 on vndb”.
- Niche passion: Shows deep, consistent interest in eroge/VNs, from detailed rating concerns in “i think i have to use a different rating system for nukige” to legacy jokes like “if i die tomorrow bury me with my eroge folder”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Uses slurs and aggressive framing, e.g. “we need to make the internet less wussy… just start calling them slurs like a real man.” and “i'm a moeblob nigga in a world full of 3d pigs”.
- Racial insensitivity: Jokes lean into ethnic or racial stereotypes, like “if the cia black bags me i'm spilling zero beans i'm a defiant goy till the end” and “my indian worker went on strike guys no tweets for a while.”.
- Cynical worldview: Expresses heavy pessimism about life and relationships, such as “how do i give real life a 1/10 on vndb” and “hi incel specialist here 👋 it's over but we knew that”.
- Self-deprecating fixation: Repeatedly frames himself as unlovable or doomed, e.g. “this is my unlovable bisexual incel chud life story.” and “be careful... you're messing with an unlovable chud incel with a tiny ass pecker...”.
- Edgy provocation: Leans on shock or cruelty for humor, like wanting a slur for certain people in “we should have a slur for people like this” and wishing creators/consumers of a genre wiped out in “can we wipe out everyone who likes and makes this shit”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
The user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: a hyper-online, media-obsessed, bitterly funny nerd. Like him, they live and breathe niche otaku culture and eroge, as seen in posts like “don't chase pussy chase that 100% cg gallery” and “you're talking to the guy who lost his virginity to a 2004 eroge cg. bow before your king.”. Their constant self-deprecation and resignation about loneliness – “every confession scene hits different when you know no one will ever say that shit to your face” and “another day waking up alone but at least my waifu is still there faithful as ever” – mirrors Comic Book Guy’s cynical, loveless nerd persona. They also show that gatekeeper-ish, opinionated streak about media and internet culture, like “worst visual novel ever the subahibi of subahibi the saya no uta of saya no uta” and “they still haven't learned you can't force diversity. if someone's uninteresting, they'll stay irrelevant.”. Finally, their mix of smug in-jokes and exaggerated despair, such as calling themselves “the world's saddest eroge protagonist. no h scenes. only despair.”, fits perfectly with Comic Book Guy’s melodramatic, self-satisfied but ultimately lonely vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as strongly introverted: their life is centered around solitary media consumption and online posting, not in-person socializing, e.g. “another valentine's alone but hey new nukige dropped so who's really winning” and the repeated loneliness/self-deprecation like “how it feels to tweet to a wall all day as a boy #male”. Their interests and humor are very intuitive (N): they enjoy abstract/general commentary about culture and psychology instead of concrete practical life, like “what makes someone a 'weirdo'? ... what do you gain from calling lonely people mean names like this” and meta takes about social trends such as “i swear there was a period where everyone was a sao fan then some order came down from tel aviv and everyone suddenly decided that it was shit all along”. Their tone is predominantly thinking-oriented: blunt, analytic, often harshly logical rather than tactful, as in “they still haven't learned you can't force diversity. if someone's uninteresting, they'll stay irrelevant” and “we need to make the internet less wussy. no more dnis no nothing. if someone annoys you just start calling them slurs like a real man.”. Finally, they fit perceiving (P) better than judging: they present themselves as disorganized, procrastinating and drifting (e.g. “there's so many things i want to read but my attention span has gotten so bad i just doomscroll for hours instead of doing anything at all.”) and prefer improvisational shitposting like “i have so many bangers in my drafts but im saving them for when i become a micro celebrity sorry” rather than any structured or planned lifestyle. Taken together—introverted, abstract/idea-focused, detached and analytical, and unstructured—the profile best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If life is a 1/10 on VNDB for you, let me speedrun any% into your route and see if we can’t bump that to at least a solid 7 with DLC potential.
- You said women love a man who times his ejaculation to H-scene climaxes—how about we start with a wholesome all-ages trial edition: I match your eroge rambling at 4am and we unlock the 18+ patch later.
- Another Valentine’s alone with a new nukige dropped, huh? If you ever want to try a bizarre experimental route, I volunteer as the weird 3D side character who accidentally turns into your favorite in the fandisc.
- You call yourself the world’s saddest eroge protagonist with no H-scenes, but honestly, every confession scene hits different when I know I’d actually say that cringe romantic shit to your face on purpose.
- You’re an unlovable bisexual incel chud who lost his virginity to a 2004 eroge CG, I’m just a loser who wants to be the first 3D character you don’t skip—think of me as the hidden true end that only unlocks after 100% CG completion.
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Eroge analyst & part-time despair protagonist. Once spoiled a 15-year-old VN and felt more than I have for real people. ENG/日本語 — opinions in 240p.– @yuraimbatol
Your signature cocktail
The Unlovable Chud Highball
This drink starts with smoky Japanese whisky for the eroge/otaku core and the ENG/日本語 duality in the bio, plus the melodramatic VN-protag vibes of “i'm the world's saddest eroge protagonist. no h scenes. only despair.”. Coffee liqueur brings the late-night doomscrolling depression of “there's so many things i want to read but my attention span has gotten so bad i just doomscroll for hours instead of doing anything at all. i hate it so much.”. The cola with lime keeps it playful and chronically online, matching lines like “don't chase pussy chase that 100% cg gallery” and “another day waking up alone but at least my waifu is still there faithful as ever”. Chocolate bitters add a slightly bitter edge for all the self-loathing and gallows humor in “this is my unlovable bisexual incel chud life story.”. Finally, the pink sugar/glitter on top is the moe veneer over a black hole of libido and loneliness, perfectly summed up by “on god i need my meat stroked today or i'm done” and “my dick looking particularly defeated today like it knows it's never seeing action”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a distinctly Slytherin mix of edge, self‑preservation, and ambition for clout. Their repeated identification as an "unlovable chud incel" and willingness to lean into that image for effect in tweets like “this is my unlovable bisexual incel chud life story.” and “be careful... you're messing with an unlovable chud incel with a tiny ass pecker...” shows a calculated, self‑branding edginess rather than open vulnerability. They’re openly focused on growth and attention, joking about strategy with lines like “i have so many bangers in my drafts but im saving them for when i become a micro celebrity sorry”, which is classic low‑level ambition and image management. Their comments about online culture often frame others in terms of strength vs weakness, such as “we need to make the internet less wussy. no more dnis no nothing. if someone annoys you just start calling them slurs like a real man.” and “they still haven't learned you can't force diversity. if someone's uninteresting, they'll stay irrelevant.”, which is more about power dynamics and social realism than fairness or kindness. Even their dark humor about resisting institutions, like “if the cia black bags me i'm spilling zero beans i'm a defiant goy till the end”, reflects a self‑preserving, defiant streak. Altogether, the emphasis on edge, status, and toughness over warmth or idealism aligns much more with Slytherin than with the other houses.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A song that best suits them is Creep by Radiohead, because it captures self-loathing, loneliness, and dark humor wrapped in resignation. They often frame themselves as undesirable or unlovable, like when they say “this is my unlovable bisexual incel chud life story.” and “be careful... you're messing with an unlovable chud incel with a tiny ass pecker...”. The song’s theme of feeling like an outsider mirrors tweets such as “how it feels to tweet to a wall all day as a boy #male” and “every confession scene hits different when you know no one will ever say that shit to your face”. Their mix of bitter irony and genuine pain, seen in lines like “another day waking up alone but at least my waifu is still there faithful as ever”, strongly aligns with the song’s blend of vulnerability and self-deprecation. Even their joking bravado about being a pathetic eroge protagonist—“i'm the world's saddest eroge protagonist. no h scenes. only despair.”—matches the way Creep masks deep insecurity with a kind of fatalistic acceptance.
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