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Moe Szyslak is the most depressed, self‑destructive character in The Simpsons, often shown contemplating suicide and feeling worthless, which mirrors @yurei_ii’s constant references to self‑harm and hopelessness. The user writes, "Feel like I need to start cutting my thighs my hand is too crammed" and "My mom saw all my cuts and didn’t gaf 🥹", showing a deep sense of neglect similar to how Moe’s bar patrons and family ignore his pain. Their obsessive, self‑critical language – "I want to cut… I want to cut…" and "When I don’t hit beans I DIE" – echoes Moe’s repetitive, bleak mantra about his own misery. Both display a pattern of seeking attention through self‑harm, as Moe often does by posting his suicide notes or self‑deprecating jokes. The user’s dark humor and fixation on being “moots” also fits Moe’s sardonic, hopeless outlook.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user appears introverted (I), sharing personal distress such as "My mom saw all my cuts and didn’t gaf 🥹" and "I feel myself getting skinnier" rather than interacting with others. They focus on concrete sensory details (S), repeatedly describing the physical act of self‑harm like "The urge to slash flash irls 💔💔" and "I need to cut so bad". Their decision‑making is driven by emotions (F), evident in statements like "When I don’t hit beans I DIE" and "I feel so fat". The tweet stream is spontaneous, repetitive and unstructured, with many similar blocks and the constant refrain "I want to cut …", reflecting a perceiving (P) style. These traits align best with the ISFP personality type.

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🪐 14‑yr‑old Star Wars fan & budding cosplayer from Antarctica—once cosplayed Luke in a snowstorm. Obsessed with beans, memes & #Moothunt #YaoiReader– @yurei_ii

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail blends the bitter depth of espresso, echoing the user’s obsession with beans ("When I don’t hit beans I DIE"), with the darkness of black vodka, symbolizing the self‑harm themes in tweets like "The urge to slash flash irls 💔💔". A splash of blood orange liqueur adds a crimson sting that mirrors the constant talk of cuts and blood ("My cuts are as ugly as me"). The bright blue curaçao represents their devotion to Luke Skywalker, as they proudly post "Gonna try recreating this with Luke 👀👀👀👀". Finally, the dry‑ice‑kissed crushed ice gives the drink an Antarctic chill, nodding to their location and the icy isolation they convey. Together, the layers create a swirling galaxy of pain, fandom, and caffeine‑fuelled desperation.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows a strong personal drive and self‑preservation, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition. For example, they write, "When I don’t hit beans I DIE" and "I need to cut so bad," indicating a relentless pursuit of their own goals. Their sense of entitlement appears in, "If you have deeper cuts than me you are scarphobic, you are my oppressor and you owe me reparations," reflecting a Slytherin‑like belief in personal rights. They also display resourcefulness in seeking attention, as seen in, "I keep forgetting to add the warning thing… Cuts on hands is the best feeling I crave attention #shedtwt #shtwt." Together these traits of ambition, self‑interest, and cunning align most closely with Slytherin.

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The lyrics of “Hurt” echo the user’s repeated expressions of self‑harm and emptiness, such as “Feel like I need to start cutting my thighs…” and “My cuts are as ugly as me.” The line “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel” mirrors tweets like “The urge to slash flash irls 💔💔” and “I need to cut so bad.” The song’s theme of deep self‑despair and longing for relief matches the constant references to being “fat,” “skinny,” and the yearning to “starve” for a character. The refrain “All I want is to feel something” aligns with the user’s craving of the “best feeling” from cuts. Overall, the raw vulnerability and self‑destructive tone of “Hurt” best capture the emotional landscape of @yurei_ii’s timeline.

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