Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-aware jokes and memes, like calling themselves the 'bonito' worker in “Gosto tanto de ser o funcionário bonito” and mocking situations such as the Minions noodles in “NÃO COMPREM O MIOJO DOS MINIONS NAO TEM GOSTO DE NADA”.
- Affectionate: Shows care for friends and family, celebrating mutuals and loved ones in “Encontro de mutuals” and asking Mariana to come for carnival in “Mariana vc vem pro carnaval né”.
- Self-confident: Expresses pride in appearance and growth, like reflecting on being more attractive now in “eu sou TÃO mais bonito hj mds eu sou lindo… obrigado tempo” and affirming “Eu sou bom” in “Eu sou bom”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm about music and pop culture, defending favorite artists in “Ngm ama o aespa mais que eu em Santo André, eu boto a mão no fogo” and talking about Lollapalooza in “Esse ano é Lolla, ano que vem e Coachella”.
- Sociable: Frequently goes out and values social life, seen in “Viver a juventude é do caralho, amo meus amigos, amo sair” and posts about parties like “FESTA FESTA FESTAAA”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language when upset, such as “Eu quero que vcs se fodam” and “Vai se fuder porra”.
- Impulsive: Shows spur-of-the-moment behavior, like taking a random bus in “Peguei um ônibus aleatório q vai pra minha casa… hahaha ganhei” and last-minute self-promises in “Lembretes pra mim mesmo: Eu não vou ser vomitado hoje”.
- Self-destructive: Normalizes unhealthy habits, joking that cigarettes are dinner in “Tem dia que cigarro é janta” and repeatedly centering heavy drinking in posts like “Quero tanto beber🚨”.
- Judgmental: Often harshly criticizes others, calling Twitter people “otario” in “O povo do Twitter é muito otario vsf” and expressing intense dislike like “Eu odeio tanto esse cara, é algo inexplicável”.
- Emotionally-restless: Hints at inner unease despite the jokes, such as “Eu preciso começar a sentir algo logo” and frustration about being misunderstood in “Odeio ser legal e sair de louco… damnnnn”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Yuri’s timeline mixes chaotic humor, impulsive desires, and unexpectedly soft moments in a way that’s very Homer-coded. Like Homer, he’s driven a lot by pleasure and vibes: from “Tem dia que cigarro é janta” and “Quero tanto beber🚨” to “Soju é muito bom tô gag que não tem gosto de alcool mesmo”. He swings between loud irritation and dramatic outbursts, as in “O povo do Twitter é muito otario vsf” and “Eu quero que vcs se fodam”, which fits Homer’s temper and tendency to rant. At the same time, there’s a surprisingly affectionate, proud side: he celebrates himself in “eu sou TÃO mais bonito hj mds eu sou lindo… obrigado tempo” and shows loyalty to friends and idols in posts like “Tô com ela até o fim” and “Ngm ama o aespa mais que eu em Santo André, eu boto a mão no fogo”. The mix of messy partying, self-deprecating comedy, big feelings, and genuine heart makes Homer Simpson the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently tweet about parties, clubs and socializing, like “FESTA FESTA FESTAAA”, “Vou na zig hj, orando pra não ser a bicha medonha vomitada da noite.”, and openly enjoy being seen, e.g. “Gosto tanto de ser o funcionário bonito”. Their focus is more Intuitive than purely sensing: they dramatize experiences and spin them into broader meanings or fantasies rather than just facts, like “Pra mim maior redflag do mundo é vc mudar muito quando fica bebado…. Eu só sou o homem mais feliz do mundo” and the hyperbolic wish at their funeral in “Meu pedido mais especial da minha vida, é em que no me enterro toque ‘into the new world’”. They are strongly Feeling: their judgments are framed in emotional, value-laden language—“Sou uma pessoa boa, tenho um bom coração!”—and they react intensely to music and fandoms, as in “Ngm ama o aespa mais que eu em Santo André, eu boto a mão no fogo” or “Odeio quem finge ser triste pelo fim do loona… VOCÊ NAO SENTE OQ EU SINTO.”. Their style is clearly Perceiving: life is spontaneous and flexible, hopping on random buses—“Peguei um ônibus aleatório q vai pra minha casa… hahaha ganhei”—joking about last‑minute or chaotic behavior like “Chegando atrasado no trabalho, pelo menos conheci a doll e a mdm”, and living for festivals and nightlife rather than structured planning, shown in “Esse ano é Lolla, ano que vem e Coachella”. Taken together—gregarious, emotional, dramatic, idealistic, and spontaneous—these traits best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said living your youth is ‘do caralho’ and that you love your friends and going out — how about we prove it at Lolla and make everyone else in Santo André jealous of the hottest fatequiano duo there?
- You walking through dark streets of Santo André listening to ‘High Horse’… if you ever want a sequel, I volunteer as the cute side character holding your soju and your watermelon ice.
- Since you got into college AND you’re the ‘bonito funcionário’, I think it’s only fair life also gives you a boyfriend who screams about aespa with you and kisses you like he just won 3 bebezinho toys on the machine.
- You, who wants Taeyeon comeback money, cries over Loona, defends aespa and wants Katseye to win… I don’t need the Grammys to tell me you’ve already won ‘Best Boy in a Leading K‑pop Stan Role’ in my heart.
- You said calling you ugly doesn’t work and that time made you ‘TÃO mais bonito’ — I agree, but I’m more interested in the heart behind ‘sou uma pessoa boa, tenho um bom coração’; the pretty face is just a dangerous bonus for me.
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Passed college, survives on concerts, cigarro-as-dinner and K‑pop timelines. Once took a random bus home and actually won. Santo André ➜ Lolla– @yurifofos
Your signature cocktail
High Horse Carnival Fizz
This drink starts with soju as the base, because they literally said “Soju é muito bom tô gag que não tem gosto de alcool mesmo”, so it matches their deceptively soft but actually strong vibe. A watermelon ice cube syrup nods to the playful flirt in “seu watermelon ice tá aí dentro….” and brings a sweet, fruity chaos perfect for someone begging friends like “Mariana vc vem pro carnaval né”. The smoked black tea cordial represents all the late‑night soul and cigarettes in “Tem dia que cigarro é janta” and the dramatic walk of “Yuri andando pelas ruas escuras de Santo André, ouvindo high horse”. Sparkling citrus soda captures their hyper party energy from “FESTA FESTA FESTAAA” and the joy of getting “Consegui folga pro carnaval🤤🤤🤤”. Finally, a pink glitter sugar rim represents the unapologetic confidence of “Gosto tanto de ser o funcionário bonito” and the dramatic stan culture of “Ngm ama o aespa mais que eu em Santo André, eu boto a mão no fogo”, turning every sip into a main‑character moment.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Yuri shows a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, performative confidence, and a tendency to say exactly what he thinks, even when it’s confrontational. He doesn’t shy away from strong opinions or conflict, like when he calls out people on Twitter with posts such as “O povo do Twitter é muito otario vsf” and “Eu quero que vcs se fodam”, or when he aggressively defends his faves, e.g. “Mutual safado tacando hate no aespa” and “Odeio quem finge ser triste pelo fim do loona… VOCÊ NAO SENTE OQ EU SINTO.”. There’s also a reckless, thrill-seeking side that fits Gryffindor’s impulsiveness: partying hard and hoping not to be “the vomited gay of the night” in “Vou na zig hj, orando pra não ser a bicha medonha vomitada da noite.”, or wandering on buses with “Peguei um ônibus aleatório q vai pra minha casa… hahaha ganhei”. At the same time, he frames himself as brave and self-assured, with tweets like “Eu sou bom”, “Gosto tanto de ser o funcionário bonito”, and proudly celebrating his college acceptance in “E teve Yuri passando em faculdade sim!”. His passionate devotion to friends and artists (e.g. “Ngm ama o aespa mais que eu em Santo André, eu boto a mão no fogo” and his emotional wish for Into the New World at his funeral in “Meu pedido mais especial da minha vida, é em que no me enterro toque ‘into the new world’”) shows the fearless heart and ride-or-die loyalty that is quintessentially Gryffindor rather than coldly strategic like Slytherin or quietly steady like Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
High Horse - Kacey Musgraves
A well‑suited anthem for @yurifofos is High Horse by Kacey Musgraves, which blends playful confidence with a sharp, unserious attitude toward other people’s bullshit. They literally reference walking around listening to the song in real life: “Yuri andando pelas ruas escuras de Santo André, ouvindo high horse”. The song’s theme of not tolerating arrogance matches tweets where they push back against others, like “O povo do Twitter é muito otario vsf” and “Eu quero que vcs se fodam”. At the same time, High Horse has a fun, light, going‑out energy that fits someone who loves partying, carnival, and nightlife, as seen in “Viver a juventude é do caralho, amo meus amigos, amo sair” and “FESTA FESTA FESTAAA”. The mix of self‑assurance, shade, and joy in the song mirrors how they tweet about being the “bonito” one at work and hyping themselves up: “Gosto tanto de ser o funcionário bonito” and “eu sou TÃO mais bonito hj mds eu sou lindo… obrigado tempo”.
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