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Your Simpsons character
The account’s chaotic, horny, and deliberately provocative sense of humor lines up most closely with Bart Simpson. They constantly post crude jokes like “I came on my right arm and it looks like blood in anime after Chinese censorship” and shamelessly lean into shock value with things like “#pissdrinker I'm a piss drinker”, which matches Bart’s prankish, boundary‑pushing energy. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, attention‑seeking side under the trolling, visible in posts like “why do you keep reading this? do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you? do you want that?”, echoing Bart’s mix of bravado and insecurity. Their combative stance toward people they dislike, such as “Agree but you guys are misogynistic ass 'woke' millennials go fuck yourself with a showerhead losers”, also fits Bart’s tendency to call people out in a deliberately rude way. Overall, they feel less like earnest, studious Lisa and more like a queer, online-age version of Bart who’s grown up on anime, gacha games, and terminally online humor.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly reach out to others, asking for interaction and support, e.g. openly soliciting engagement and money with playful thirst like “can someone buy me i'll be your ekitten 🥺🥺🥺” and “if you're hot and australian please interact”. They appear strongly Intuitive (N), focusing on fandom dynamics, ships, and broader queer-media discourse rather than concrete details, as in “What is with people and only consuming media by queerphobes... instead of consuming actual queer media” and meta takes about game design like “the idea of sandrone being the off fielder for white horse doesn't work because they consistently release the supports before/with the dps,, ”. Their values and emotional reactions dominate, suggesting Feeling (F): they call out queerphobia and misogyny, e.g. “Agree but you guys are misogynistic ass 'woke' millennials go fuck yourself with a showerhead losers” and “trans redditors try not to be assholes to trans men challenge”, and they’re openly vulnerable about self-worth in “i think im gonna deactivate... do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you?”. Their behavior is highly spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving (P): they impulsively tweet graphic jokes like “I came on my right arm and it looks like blood in anime after Chinese censorship”, switch topics rapidly between games, ships, and bodily humour (“#pissdrinker I'm a piss drinker”), and often react in the moment to leaks, skins, and gacha pulls without any sign of orderly planning. Their enthusiastic stanning of characters and ships (“I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG UGH MIMISHEENA KISSING ANIMATED I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED”), craving for social validation, and emotionally charged, chaotic posting style together match the energetic, expressive, values-driven profile of ENFP.

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15 • electronic artist & gacha enjoyer from Canada. Once made a whole Discord server just to beg oomfs to listen to my tracks. She/They.– @yurijesus390

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and a little feral—just like their timeline screaming about ships and gacha, from “I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG UGH MIMISHEENA KISSING ANIMATED I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED” to “Why were you guys not pulling ineffa bro she's literally the goat”. The jalapeño-infused vodka brings a sharp, aggressive kick that mirrors their unfiltered, horny and combative posting style in tweets like “NAVIA BUSH 🤤🤤🤤” and “evelyn zzz SHOULD sit on my face”. Cloudy apple juice adds softness and teen awkwardness, reflecting their vulnerable side in “why can't i cry?” and the lonely spiral of “i think im gonna deactivate... this is the best for everyone...”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, fizzy, and just a bit bitter, embodying their mix of joy and irritation in posts like “French people are so fucking hot” right next to “this games so ass on mobile”. A dash of edible glitter represents their electronic-artist, flashy-online persona shown in “OOMFS PLEASE LISTEN TO MY MUSIC” and “I am on soundcloud”, while the lime wedge and sugared rim nod to their sharp humor with a sweet aftertaste, like calling out others in “'seperate art from the artist' mfs when you dont want to listen to the pedophile song...” yet still craving connection with “Why do I want oomf so bad”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strongly confrontational, brave streak that fits Gryffindor. They’re willing to call people out directly and aggressively, as in “Agree but you guys are misogynistic ass 'woke' millennials go fuck yourself with a showerhead losers” and “trans redditors try not to be assholes to trans men challenge”, which suggests they’re unafraid of backlash when defending what they believe. They also openly antagonize large fanbases, e.g. “LMAO I PISSED OFF THE HOYOCELS THEY'RE ALL DOGPILING ME IN THE REPLIES FOR EVEN SUGGESTING THEY MIGHT KISS”, which shows a kind of reckless courage and comfort with conflict. Their impulsive, dramatic posting style—like “if those sandrone leaks were wrong I'm gonna jump” and the chaotic flirt/ekitten joke “can someone buy me i'll be your ekitten 🥺🥺🥺”—aligns more with Gryffindor’s intensity than with the restraint of Hufflepuff or the calculated self-preservation of Slytherin. While there’s creativity in their music posts such as “OOMFS PLEASE LISTEN TO MY MUSIC”, the dominant traits are boldness, emotional intensity, and a readiness to fight for their views, which are classic Gryffindor qualities.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which mixes messy teen humor, sexuality, and self‑aware angst in a very online way. They’re explicitly 15 and very self‑conscious and dramatic about it, like when they say “ITS MY BIRTHDAY” and also tweet things like “why can't i cry?”, which matches the song’s conflicted, depressive teen energy. Their posts swing between hypersexual jokes and oversharing—“#pissdrinker I'm a piss drinker” and “can someone buy me i'll be your ekitten 🥺🥺🥺”—and deeper insecurity, like “i think im gonna deactivate. i dont have many followers, almost no interactions, and im annoying.”. The song’s themes of wanting to be desired, being jaded about sexuality, and romanticizing your own misery echo their oscillation between horny shitposts and vulnerable self‑doubt. On top of that, they’re very online, queer, and a bit chaotic—seen in tweets like “French people are so fucking hot” and “What are some 'she's a lesbian and he's a gay... Perfect' ass ships”—which lines up perfectly with the internet‑teen, hyperaware tone of Teen Idle.

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