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This user fits Homer Simpson best: impulsive, self-deprecating, and constantly swinging between enthusiasm and frustration. Like Homer obsessing over bowling or donuts, this user gets deeply fixated on hobbies such as chess and Minecraft, calling chess both “literal my happiness, sadness and stress” in “Xadrez é literal minha felicidade, tristeza e estresse hoje” and also a “desgraça” in “Pro Bobby Fischer: 'Xadrez é vida'. Pra mim, Xadrez é uma desgraça”. The chaotic, comedic rage and big reactions echo Homer’s temperament, as seen in “PERDI QUASE 100 DE RATING SÓ AGORA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VTNC TUFO E TODOS” and “Em apenas dois dias (apenas perdendo), eu voltei a ter o rating que eu tinha semana passada (1400) KKKKKKKKKKKKK odeio minha vida”. There’s also the same mix of goofy everyday life and small disasters, like dropping both the bread and burger meat in “Fui pegar o pão e ele caiu no chão, fui pegar a carne de hambúrguer e ela caiu no chão também. Grande dia.”. Even when annoyed at politics or online behavior, the tone remains more ranty and comedic than truly bitter, matching Homer’s habit of turning frustration into slapstick drama.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary hobbies like chess and Minecraft rather than parties or social events, and their humor is often self-contained, e.g. “Xadrez é literal minha felicidade, tristeza e estresse hoje” and “Em apenas dois dias (apenas perdendo), eu voltei a ter o rating que eu tinha semana passada (1400) KKKKKKKKKKKKK odeio minha vida”. Their style suggests Sensing/Intuition balance but leaning N: they notice concrete details (ratings, moves, specific openings) yet frequently analyze patterns and ideas behind them, like using a math example to correct someone in “Quem está dizendo que depende, necessita voltar ao 2° ano. Não é possível que não saibam que: X+1=Sucessor de um número... ” and breaking down costs and factors in “Fica assim pelos fatores a seguir: Mão de obra, transporte, impostos...”. Their reasoning-heavy, blunt tone is strongly Thinking (T): they call out others logically and somewhat harshly, e.g. “Nem tu acredita no que digitou nesse tweet, cara.” and “Perdeu porque jogou mal, irmão, só aceita”, and they critique politics and social takes by pointing out inconsistencies, as in “O cara tá literalmente ditando o que uma mulher, um preto, um gay podem, ou não, acreditarem.”. The overall lifestyle and tweeting pattern suggest Perceiving (P) over Judging: they bounce between games, speedruns, cooking, and random commentary (“Fiz estrogonofe e tava bom demais. Vou ter que virar cozinheiro, não tem jeito.”; “Nunca mais invento de sair dos 600 de rating no bullet do Chess para os 1000 num dia. Tô com dor de cabeça...”) with little emphasis on structured plans, often reacting in the moment to tilts or sudden rating grinds. This combination of analytical, logic-focused commentary, introspective gaming life, and flexible, spontaneous behavior is most consistent with INTP.

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Chess addict, casual Minecraft speedrunner & math enjoyer. Once lost 100 rating in a day and still queued the next game.– @YuriMelloRj

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with paçoca, a nod to their snack-powered grind and the tweet about the wafer cookie: “Comprei um biscoito waffer com recheio de paçoca da Minueto. Achei bom, compensa muito se tu for comer sozinho.”. The espresso shot captures late-night chess grinds and Minecraft sessions, where chess is both glory and pain: “Pro Bobby Fischer: 'Xadrez é vida'. Pra mim, Xadrez é uma desgraça” and “Xadrez é literal minha felicidade, tristeza e estresse hoje”. A red chili tincture represents the tilt, trash talk, and explosive reactions to opponents and politics, like “PERDI QUASE 100 DE RATING SÓ AGORA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VTNC TUFO E TODOS” and “Diminuir impostos e cortar gastos não existe para esse cara.”. Sparkling tonic water stands for the light, joking tone and the ability to turn frustration into humor, as in “É pra isso que existe amigos, transforma sua tristeza em algo minimamente engraçado kkkkkkkj”. Finally, crushed ice with a dash of cocoa powder mirrors the cool-headed tactics and those sweet tactical shots—brilliancies—they keep flexing: “Em menos em 1 mês, fiz mais brilhantes do que 2023 e 2024 juntos, slk” and “1h e pouca da manhã e eu já consigo dois brilhantes, vou dormir feliz”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong analytical, learning-focused mindset, especially around chess. They frequently dissect positions and games in detail, like when they say chess teaches not to be materialistic and then carefully explain a tactical sequence in “Incrível que em posições como esta, a pessoa aprende a não ser tão materialista. A partida seguiu com: De8+!! Txe8?? Txe8+ e o jogador de pretas, ABANDONOU AQUI A PARTIDA!!”. They also explicitly value mathematical reasoning and basic numeracy, correcting someone’s misunderstanding with a mini-lesson in “Quem está dizendo que depende, necessita voltar ao 2° ano. Não é possível que não saibam que: X+1=Sucessor de um número; X−1=Antecessor de um número...”, and they defend the importance of exact sciences more broadly in “Exatas foi e pra sempre será uma das áreas mais importantes para humanidade... Fazer um comentário assim é apenas desonestidade.”. Their enjoyment of optimization and improvement—celebrating ratings, brilliant moves, and speedrun details in tweets like “Tive uma partida podendo ter 5 brilhantes diferentes dependendo de como eu jogasse (o que eu fiz foi o da primeira imagem)” and “Lembro de ter perdido umas boas runs no modo random seed, esse de 2022 foi de set seed”—shows a Ravenclaw-style fascination with mastery and problem-solving. While they have some Gryffindor-like impulsive reactions and humor, their core identity online revolves around analysis, learning, and intellectual play, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A song about obsession, frustration, and constantly trying to improve fits them well, especially with how much of their emotional life is tied to chess and gaming. They swing between hype and self‑hate over rating, like when they say “Em apenas dois dias (apenas perdendo), eu voltei a ter o rating que eu tinha semana passada (1400) KKKKKKKKKKKKK odeio minha vida” and “PERDI QUASE 100 DE RATING SÓ AGORA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK VTNC TUFO E TODOS”. At the same time, they celebrate their grind and small wins: “1500 de rating em rápidas 🤠 Nem demorou para mim chegar nesse nível, confia.” and “1200 de rating no fucking bullet”. The song’s theme of putting everything into a passion mirrors how they describe chess as both joy and torment, like “Pro Bobby Fischer: 'Xadrez é vida'. Pra mim, Xadrez é uma desgraça” and “Xadrez é literal minha felicidade, tristeza e estresse hoje”. Even outside chess, they treat everyday mishaps and competition with the same intensity, from account invasion in their bio to joking about rage in online matches, which matches the song’s energy of constant struggle and comeback.

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