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They map best to Lisa Simpson: smart, hyper-online-brained, and constantly bouncing between earnest analysis and chaotic jokes. Like Lisa, they overthink niche topics and media, e.g. their detailed annoyance about Warriors canon in “if ANYONE would know what a waffle is, it’s Firestar” and their confusion over tech jargon in “I don’t get how AI correlates to Vibe”. There’s also the mix of sincere political/media awareness and satire, as in “New Isekai LN Re:Debate: I Was A Political Commentator…” and “Chud occupied government”, which feels very Lisa-core in its critique-through-humor. At the same time, they lean into being a weirdo with self-aware sexuality and identity jokes, like “I hope I’m the freakiest person you know” and their pronoun bit in “This years pronouns are she/kitty/bun btw”, echoing Lisa’s mix of moral seriousness and offbeat individuality. Overall, they read as a more terminally-online, 20-something Lisa: principled, nerdy, sex-positive, and constantly turning niche observations into jokes.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly interact with mutuals and the broader timeline, openly seeking social engagement and attention, e.g. “30+ y.o. mutuals dm me” and “Need oomf inside me”, and they frequently comment on others’ posts via quote tweets rather than quietly lurking. Their humor and interests show strong iNtuitive (N) tendencies: lots of abstract, meta, and referential jokes, like the isekai parody “Re:Debate: I Was A Political Commentator, But After My Assassination I Was Reincarnated Into a World Ruled By An Authoritarian Demon King…” and the playful overthinking of concepts like “vibe coding” in “there should be a better word for vibe coding…”. Their decisions and commentary are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, prioritizing personal values, relationships, and empathy: they express gender-affirming support in “Gender affirming my trans puppygirl friend: ‘you are such a bitch’” and annoyance at transphobic systems in “had to see his deadname and F sex marker despite him clearly having a beard”. Finally, they appear strongly Perceiving (P): their timeline is highly spontaneous, chaotic, and exploratory rather than structured—jumping from sesame oil Googling bits (“How much sesame oil can you safely drink”) to media memes to random political or anime commentary without any clear long-term plan. Combined, the expressive social energy, abstract humor, value-driven takes, and improvisational posting style fit ENFP best.

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Digital gremlin with a cat complex. Once air‑fried garlic bread and called it science. Anime, games, and questionable takes, 20+ only.– @YuriNekoSuicide

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Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by layered jokes, meta-humor, and niche references, which fits Ravenclaw’s emphasis on wit and mental play. For example, they spin up an entire fake light novel concept in “New Isekai LN Re:Debate: I Was A Political Commentator, But After My Assassination I Was Reincarnated Into a World Ruled By An Authoritarian Demon King And I Can Only Battle Him Using Spells Made From Debating Tactics!?!”, showing both creativity and an analytical awareness of genre tropes. They also display a nerdy, detail‑oriented media literacy when they joke about adaptation pacing in “‘13 episodes adapting 88 chapters’” and joke-critique the Wii U’s strategy in “How the Wii U could have been successful: >Don’t only make Mario, focus on 3rd party games >Demand Altus not fumble with SMT X Fire Emblem >Don’t buy MonolithSoft, acquire them immediately >Zurge rush Microsoft to kill Phil Spencer >Ally with Sony against the Xbox >ignore NSMBU”. Even their complaints are couched in conceptual or linguistic play, like reinterpreting ‘vibe coding’ and AI in “Tbh there should be a better word for vibe coding because when I first heard it used, I assumed it meant ‘coding without checking your work, going only on vibes whether or not it’ll work’ and that was completely wrong and I don’t get how AI correlates to Vibe”. While they clearly have Slytherin-adjacent self‑interest and a sharp tongue in tweets like “Need oomf inside me” and “I hope I’m the freakiest person you know”, the throughline is not ambition or power but a relentless, cerebral riffing on culture, language, and media. This consistent prioritization of cleverness, reference stacking, and conceptual humor over sentiment or glory marks them most strongly as a Ravenclaw.

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The song girls by girl in red fits them well because it captures a queer, slightly chaotic, very online young woman energy that shows up all over their timeline. They’re openly horny and flirty in a playful, unserious way, like in “Need oomf inside me” and “I only fuck to increase my ELO”, which matches the song’s casual, confessional approach to desire. Their bio and pronouns — “she/her/kitty/bun” and “This years pronouns are she/kitty/bun btw” — line up with the song’s focus on sapphic identity and self-acceptance. They also have that blend of shitpost humor and sincere affection, like “Gender affirming my trans puppygirl friend: ‘you are such a bitch’”, which echoes the song’s mix of tenderness and messiness. Overall, girls feels like the soundtrack to someone who is queer, terminally online, emotionally loud, and unashamed about who they want and how they talk about it, just like @YuriNekoSuicide.

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