Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Keen Observational Skills: Notices intricate character parallels, such as how Sebek's family roles mirror the “egyptian plover bird” and its relationship with crocodiles.
- Dedicated Supporter: Shows immense commitment to favorite characters by “writing Malleus Draconia everyday” with different body parts until a new card release.
- Community Minded: Wishes fellow players good fortune by “giving it out for all ppl who are pulling” for rare cards.
- Critical Thinker: Analyzes media through a historical lens, discussing the impact of “colonialist mindset” and its relevance to modern writers.
- Playful Humorist: Uses creative hyperbole to express affection, like joking that a character's features make them “want to kms” out of excitement.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Gambler: Admits to poor resource management by pulling for a card when they “should've just went dor dorm uniform Malleus”.
- Aggressive Communication: Publicly puts others on blast, calling a Genshin Impact player “a cunt” and telling followers to block them over a co-op kick.
- Extreme Hyperfixation: Allows gaming streaks to dictate their subconscious, dreaming of escaping captivity just so a “login streak doesn't reset”.
- Inconsistent Self-Regulation: Struggles with self-control, stating they “have to contain” themselves from spending limited funds but often failing.
- Possessive Nature: Displays over-the-top jealousy over physical merchandise, screaming at a friend to “stay away” from their keychain.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Selina is a passionate, high-achieving fan who balances intense hobbies with strong sociopolitical stances, as seen in her critique of “the colonialist mindset” and her frustration with “Spanish person trying to downplay it”. She possesses a sharp, analytical mind for her interests, often deep-diving into character lore such as the “Zigvolt family are crocodile faes” theory. Despite her intellectual side, she can be hilariously dramatic and obsessive over her idols, much like Lisa’s fan-girl moments, evidenced when she claims to be “literally almost falling down” or screaming that a character is “SO CUTE OMG😭”. Ultimately, her blend of ethical conviction and hyper-fixated nerdiness makes her the perfect match for the Twisted Wonderland equivalent of Springfield's brightest student.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Selina exhibits Introversion through a deep, solitary fixation on fictional characters and internal narratives, notably dreaming about "so my twst login streak doesn't reset" while trapped. Her Intuition is evident in her penchant for headcanons and thematic analysis, such as her theory regarding Malleus' late growth spurt and the symbolic connection between Sebek's father and the Egyptian plover bird. Driven by Feeling, her tweets are highly emotional and value-based, ranging from intense affection "I love my life" upon getting a card to strong moral stances against colonialist mindsets. Finally, her Perceiving nature shows in her spontaneous, chaotic tweeting style and her struggle with self-discipline, admitted when she lowkey should've just went dor dorm uniform Malleus but whatever I want him.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 7th-anniversary Malleus card? Because I’ve been saving all my gems just for a chance to bring you home.
- I promise I’m not like those other guys—I'd never use AI to win your heart; I’m like Azul, I only care about high-quality delivery.
- If we were on a plane in seat 4, I’d let you scream as loud as you want to establish dominance, as long as I get to sit next to my favorite 'lad'.
- Are you the Gargoyle in Malleus’s hometown? Because I can definitely see us becoming besties—or more—while staring at high-effort architecture.
- Forget the trolley problem; I’d nonchalantly stop the tracks with my bare hands just to rescue you and a 'double fine shyt' any day.
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Your new Twitter bio
Exploring NRC through the lens of a Malleus Draconia enthusiast. Once got a Genshin warning for my signature being too devoted; now I just pull cards in peace.– @yuriteur
Your signature cocktail
The Malleyuu Overblot Spritz
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a fan who is “so not okay but also amazing” after seeing new Malleus art. The caffeine reflects their dedication to the grind, whether they are “writing Malleus Draconia everyday” or “pulling on ob Malleus” despite having no funds. The bitter notes represent their fierce protective side, like when they see a “cunt” in Genshin co-op or someone trying to “steal MY, MY Malleus keychain.” It’s a strong, experimental blend for someone who wants to “establish dominance by screaming louder” than their rivals.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Selina exhibits classic Slytherin resourcefulness and a fierce sense of self-preservation, explicitly stating in her bio that she will “block freely” to maintain her space. Her ambition is centered on her 'liege,' Malleus, and she shows a cunning, analytical side when dissecting character motivations, such as arguing that Azul “cares QUALITY” and would never risk his image for efficiency. She is unabashedly proud of her desires, admiting her Malleyuu posts might be “secretly selfship delusion” and displaying a streak of dominance by claiming she would “establish dominance” over others to ensure her own peace. This combination of intense loyalty to a chosen few and a sharp, exclusionary boundary against those she dislikes perfectly aligns with the house of the serpent.
Your movie
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Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
This song perfectly mirrors Selina’s overwhelming and self-admitted fixation on the character Malleus Draconia. Her feed is a continuous stream of devotion, ranging from daily rituals like “Writing Malleus Draconia everyday with different body parts until his next birthday card gets released” to visceral reactions like “I think i'm okay now but... your ass so big it makes me want to kms”. The lyrics' theme of being consumed by a single person resonates with her humorously dramatic claims, such as “I can die peacefully now” upon seeing new art of him. Her bio even notes she is a “lad who lowkey enjoys yuri,” yet her tweets prove her interest is far more than 'lowkey,' much like the spiraling intensity found in the song. Ultimately, the track captures the chaotic energy of a fan who is “so not okay but also amazing” while indulging in her deep-seated obsession.
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