Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings of frustration, joy, and nostalgia in tweets like “to tão frustado” and “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses irony and self-deprecating humor in posts such as “bitch... you are so biruta da cabeça” and “the prosperous and happy 2026 bird when it sees me:”.
- Pop-culture savvy: Shows strong interest and knowledge in music, series, and games, referencing Melanie Martinez, Slayyyter, Britney, Sam & Cat, and Sindel in “a carreira da melanie…”, “slayyyter na minha tml”, and “concept arts da sindel em mk11”.
- Introspective thinker: Reflects on identity and life direction in tweets like “querer jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade”.
- Linguistically skilled: Mentions understanding foreign content without translation and hyperfocusing on language in “consegui entender tudo escrito nesse post e nem precisei traduzir ele” and “hiperfoco na palavra lesbian…”.
Weaknesses:
- Low self-esteem: Directly states self-image struggles in “minha auto estima morreu as 13h da tarde” and frustration about not inheriting green eyes in “pq eu não herdei os olhos verdes da minha mãe aí que raiva”.
- Emotional volatility: Frequent mood swings from excitement to anger or sadness appear in “VSF AÍ”, “ai que raivaa”, and “fodaseeeee”.
- Harsh judgment: Shows low tolerance for others in tweets like “não suporto gente burra” and critical comments on people being “infantis” in “isso já ocorreu cmg e foi uma das pessoas mais infantis q já conheci na vida”.
- Negative self-labeling: Describes self in extreme or bleak terms, as in “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met” and identity-crisis tone in “construir uma nova identidade”.
- Escapist tendencies: Expresses desire to run away or reset life in “jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade” and lack of motivation around New Year in “cadê o clima de ano novo?”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user mixes introspection, intelligence, and emotional intensity in a very Lisa-like way. They show self-awareness and frustration with themselves and the world, like in “aquele momento q surgem pensamentos de querer jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade” and “to tão frustado”. Their line “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met” is very Lisa-coded: outwardly functioning, inwardly overwhelmed. Lisa’s mix of niche interests and strong opinions matches their tweets praising specific pop artists like Slayyyter and Melanie (“toda essa aclamação da slayyyter na minha tml está me curando” and “a carreira da melanie seguiria um rumo totalmente diferente se ela fosse e tivesse sido mais aberta a fazer feats”). Their intolerance for superficiality—“não suporto gente burra”—and desire for melodramatic romantic depth, as in “queria uma conversa melodramática com alguém apaixonado por mim”, also mirrors Lisa’s combination of high standards and secret romanticism. Overall, they read as a modern, online, slightly more chaotic Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: their tweets often describe internal states, frustration, and wanting to disappear or reinvent themselves, like the desire to throw their phone away and build a new identity in “aquele momento q surgem pensamentos de querer jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade”, which suggests an inward, self-focused processing style rather than a highly social, outward-facing one. Their focus on feelings, self-image and meaning over concrete details points to intuition (N): they muse about how an artist’s career would be different if they made more features in “a carreira da melanie seguiria um rumo totalmente diferente se ela fosse e tivesse sido mais aberta a fazer feats”, and joke about personal “rebranding” in “silêncio todo mundo estou sentindo um rebranding vindo”, both of which are speculative and big-picture. They clearly favor feeling (F) over thinking: their posts are emotionally charged and value-laden, like “to tão frustado”, “minha auto estima morreu as 13h da tarde”, and especially “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met”, all centering inner emotional experience rather than logical evaluation. Their style seems more perceiving (P) than judging: they present themselves as reactive, spontaneous, and a bit chaotic, throwing out intense, in-the-moment reactions like “fodaseeeee” or “VSF AÍ”, and they talk about hyperfixations such as in “hiperfoco na palavra lesbian lésbica lesbiandade sapatao louca caminhoneira sapatilha” rather than any structured plans or routines. Overall, the combination of introspective emotional depth, idealistic/speculative thinking about identity and artists, and flexible, unstructured lifestyle cues aligns well with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re really ‘the happiest depressed person I’ll ever meet’, let me test that theory: we go for hibiscus tea, talk Melanie Martinez feats, and see if we can upgrade that status to ‘actually kinda happy’ person.
- You said your self‑esteem died at 13h… lucky for you I’m great at resurrections: one compliment about your taste in Slayyyter, one about your Sindel obsession, and one about how annoyingly attractive your tweets are.
- You’re out here hyperfixating on ‘lesbian lésbica lesbiandade’ and I’m just over here hyperfixating on ‘les-be-in your life’ at least long enough for a dramatic, soap‑opera‑level romantic conversation.
- The way you’d walk to Rio just to see Britney… if you put half that dedication into seeing me, we’d already be holding hands, complaining about dumb people, and live‑tweeting our date from the last row of the cinema.
- You want a rebranding? Forget new identity, just rebrand as ‘Olivia Dean stan who pulls green‑eyed lovers’ — I didn’t inherit your mom’s eyes, but I can still look at you like you’re SOTY, Brittany‑Murphy style.
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Murilo • hibiscus tea enthusiast, movie quote hoarder & pop girlie analyst • once learned English just to avoid hitting translate on the timeline– @yuymurii
Your signature cocktail
Happiest Depressed Hibiscus Rebrand
This cocktail starts with hibiscus tea–infused vodka, a nod to their dramatic declarations and cozy obsessions like “chá de hibisco é o melhor chá do mundo”, giving it a deep, floral base with a quiet kick. Pink grapefruit juice brings a bittersweet brightness that matches the mix of frustration and self-drag in tweets like “to tão frustado” and “minha auto estima morreu as 13h da tarde”. A swirl of blackberry liqueur represents the moody, theatrical side behind lines like “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met”. Sparkling water lightens everything up, mirroring the chaotic-fun pop-culture energy of “toda essa aclamação da slayyyter na minha tml está me curando” and sudden freak-outs like “OLÍVIA DEAN???????”. Finally, an edible glitter rim with smoked salt captures their desire for a dramatic life rebranding in “silêncio todo mundo estou sentindo um rebranding vindo” and the constant oscillation between “fodase” energy and main-character sparkle as seen in “fodaseeeee” and “the prosperous and happy 2026 bird when it sees me:”. This drink is strong but playful, melancholic yet glamorous—just chaotic enough to make you feel like throwing your phone in the trash and starting a new identity, like in “aquele momento q surgem pensamentos de querer jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Murilo’s tweets show a mix of dark humor, self‑reinvention, and emotional intensity that fits best with Slytherin. Their desire for a complete personal overhaul and a new identity in “aquele momento q surgem pensamentos de querer jogar seu celular no lixo, se desapegar da sua vida e construir uma nova identidade” is very aligned with Slytherin-style self-preservation and reinvention. The tweet “silêncio todo mundo estou sentindo um rebranding vindo” further reinforces this ambition to reshape their image and control how they present themselves to the world. Their sharp, sometimes cutting tone in posts like “não suporto gente burra” and the blunt, profane outbursts in tweets such as “fodaseeeee” suggest someone unafraid to be provocative and protect their boundaries. Even their self-description in “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met” hints at a self-aware, survival-oriented persona, masking vulnerability with irony—another common Slytherin trait.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
MARINA’s Teen Idle fits Murilo’s mix of melodrama, self-awareness, and dark-humored sadness. They joke about being outwardly fine but internally low, calling themself “im the happiest depressed person you will ever met”, which mirrors the song’s contrast between aestheticized youth and hollow feelings. Lines about insecurity and longing in the song echo tweets like “minha auto estima morreu as 13h da tarde” and “to tão frustado”. Their flair for melodrama and reinvention, seen in “silêncio todo mundo estou sentindo um rebranding vindo” and wanting to “construir uma nova identidade” in another tweet, matches the song’s themes of wanting to rewrite oneself. Even their pop-culture and alt-pop obsessions, like the Slayyyter and Melanie comments, enhance the fit with MARINA’s introspective but theatrical pop persona.
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