
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Andi mirrors Lisa Simpson's blend of high academic pressure and a deep need for social validation within her digital community. Much like Lisa, she expresses frustration with school and her own perfectionism, tweeting “school is fucking me up wow” and “BAKIT KASI HINDI AKO NATURALLY PRETTY GYAL AT KAILANGAN KO PA NG KOLORETE SA MUKHA”. Despite being a “psych major”, she struggles with feelings of isolation, asking “am i ever anyone’s favoomf”. Her hyperfeminine aesthetic and love for pop culture hobbies like Roblox align with Lisa’s occasional desire to just be a normal, trendy girl despite her intellectual burdens. Ultimately, her “digital diary” captures the same existential teenage angst and quest for a "safe haven" that defines Lisa's character arc.

Your MBTI personality Type
Andi demonstrates Extroversion through her constant desire for social interaction and community engagement, frequently tweeting “does anyone wanna play roblox w me” and “daldalan nyo ko plz”. Her Intuitive side is shown in her self-description as a “hyperfeminine girly living in her own world” and her focus on vibes, aesthetics, and identity rather than purely concrete tasks. She leans heavily into Feeling, expressing raw emotional vulnerability and a deep need for personal validation, asking “am i ever anyone’s favoomf” or admitting she is “scared what if i’m just lying that i’m getting better”. Finally, her Perceiving nature is evident in her spontaneous, disorganized approach to life, from her “twt detox” being immediately followed by more posting, to her procrastination on academics, stating “next week na ko mag aaral”.

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Psychology major exploring the intersection of digital diary aesthetics and academic burnout. Once spent an hour on my makeup only to realize I had to wear glasses.– @yuzumonade

Your signature cocktail
This drink captures the essence of a “hyperfeminine girly living in her own world” with a base of floral gin and pink lemonade. The edible glitter represents her obsession with aesthetics and “no makeup makeup look tips”, while a dash of bitters reflects her sudden spikes of academic stress and frustration when “school is fucking me up”. Despite the sweetness, there is a sharp kick to mirror her fiery attitude toward creeps, telling them to “go kys u bunch of weirdos”. Finally, the sparkling bubbles pay homage to her love for “roblox” and the digital diary vibe of her feed.

Your Hogwarts House
Andi consistently prioritizes community and interpersonal connections, frequently seeking out “spotify moots ???? anyone ????” and “psych major moots !! ><” to expand her circle. Her loyalty to her friends is evident in her high praise for her 'day one' best friend, calling her “always number one on my list !!”. She maintains a kind and inclusive atmosphere, even welcoming international followers by explaining, “to my indo mootz sorry i’m unable 2 understand u bcz i’m filo.. but still welcome to my acc !!”. Furthermore, her desire for a “safe haven” and her focus on simple joys like playing Roblox with others highlight the classic Hufflepuff values of harmony and friendliness.

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Andi embodies the 'hyperfeminine girly' persona, frequently posting about her aesthetic, makeup, and the desire for attention from her 'moots.' She oscillates between high confidence, claiming “feel ko talaga guys crush niyo ko nahihiya lang kayo magsabi”, and a dramatic need for validation, asking “am i ever anyone’s favoomf”. The song Primadonna perfectly matches her 'living in her own world' bio and her frustrations with beauty standards, such as when she rants, “BAKIT KASI HINDI AKO NATURALLY PRETTY GYAL”. Her tweets often focus on her cravings, her 'slaying' makeup, and a longing for a 'soft life,' mirroring the song's themes of ego and indulgence. Ultimately, her digital diary is a blend of princess-like aspirations and the typical 'big girl' drama found in Marina's discography.

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