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Your Simpsons character
This user reads most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly bouncing between dark humor and unserious trolling. They fire off over-the-top lines like “meus pais deveriam me abortar” and “vou me matar” in the same timeline as goofy gaming goals such as “meta pra esse ano é pegar surreal no basquete fall guys do fortnite”, which fits Bart’s mix of angst and playfulness. Their timeline is full of exaggerated rage and insults — “VAI TOMAR NO CU”, “time nojento”, “odeio a Scuderia Ferrari vsf” — echoing Bart’s tendency to lash out dramatically at anything that annoys him. At the same time, there’s a sense of self-deprecating melodrama in tweets like “não sou feliz desde 2010” and “amo falar que tirei nota baixa em alguma prova pq ai começam a achar que eu sou burra”, mirroring Bart’s underachiever persona and his habit of turning his flaws into a joke. Even their love for Vasco and sports misery (“Vasco.”) fits Bart’s tendency to obsess over teams and heroes that constantly frustrate him.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly expressive, outwardly emotional, and socially oriented, venting and joking to an audience rather than keeping things private, e.g. dramatic posts like “VAI TOMAR NO CU” and public rants about school and events such as “10 horas pra terminar o trabalho de matematica puta que pariu”. Their humor and interests point to Intuition: they mash up ideas and exaggerations in a playful, conceptual way (e.g. the absurd gaming goal in “meta pra esse ano é pegar surreal no basquete fall guys do fortnite” and surreal comments like “pensava que a Jamile tinha se matado vsfff”), focusing less on concrete details and more on impressions and memes. The emotional volatility, dark humor, and focus on relationships and self-worth suggest Feeling over Thinking: they talk about self-hatred and wanting to die in an openly emotional, non-detached way, as in “meus pais deveriam me abortar”, “vou me matar”, and “não sou feliz desde 2010”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: their life comes off as reactive, last‑minute, and chaotic rather than structured, with posts like “Vou reprovar por falta✌️” and “10 horas pra terminar o trabalho de matematica puta que pariu” showing procrastination and a go‑with‑the‑flow attitude. The mix of loud online presence, meme-y imagination, emotional intensity, and disorganization fits ENFP more than other types.

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Basketball in Fortnite, rage-tweeting Vasco & exams, somehow still passing. Once got blocked on Brawl Stars and called it character development.– @ywzcix

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This cocktail hits hard like their timeline mood swings, with an overproof rum base for the constant chaos of lines like “VAI TOMAR NO CU” and “vou me matar”. Maraschino cherry liqueur adds a sweet, playful layer for the gaming and meme energy of “meta pra esse ano é pegar surreal no basquete fall guys do fortnite” and “eu levei block no brawl stars”. Fresh lime juice brings sharp acidity, echoing their brutally honest takes like “odeio a Scuderia Ferrari vsf” and “time nojento”. A dash of espresso nods to late-night school stress and exhaustion from “10 horas pra terminar o trabalho de matematica puta que pariu” and “Vou reprovar por falta✌️”. The smoked salt rim captures the mix of angst and dark humor in “não sou feliz desde 2010” and the chaos of loving a club summed up in a single word: “Vasco.”.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @ywzcix’s account shows sharpness, dark humor, and a tendency toward self-preservation and harshness that aligns most with Slytherin. They repeatedly use extreme language about themselves and others in a provocative, performative way, such as “meus pais deveriam me abortar” and “vou me matar”, which suggests a dramatic, attention-commanding style rather than quiet vulnerability. Their enjoyment of edgy jokes and insults is clear in tweets like “estuprem el feca”, “time nojento”, and “odeio a Scuderia Ferrari vsf”, showing a willingness to be cutting and unfiltered. They also display competitiveness and ambition in gaming, for example “meta pra esse ano é pegar surreal no basquete fall guys do fortnite”, which fits Slytherin’s driven, goal-oriented side. While there are hints of humor and self-deprecation that could overlap with other houses, the combination of ambition, edginess, and self-focused dramatics is most consistent with Slytherin.

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The song Teen Idle fits them because it mixes dark humor, angst, and self-deprecation, which shows up constantly in their timeline. They joke about death and self-hatred in a way that feels both dramatic and ironic, like “queria estar morta”, “vou me matar”, and “meus pais deveriam me abortar”. The song’s themes of not feeling truly happy or fulfilled match tweets like “não sou feliz desde 2010”. At the same time, they’re clearly still living their teen/young life in a chaotic way—talking about games like Brawl Stars and Fortnite (“meta pra esse ano é pegar surreal no basquete fall guys do fortnite”), school stress (“10 horas pra terminar o trabalho de matematica puta que pariu”), and piercings (“piercing ebaaaaaaaaaaaa”)—which aligns with the song’s contrast between youthful experiences and emotional numbness. Their mix of sarcasm, emotional extremes, and online-culture humor makes Teen Idle a strong match for their overall vibe.

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