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The user’s constant expressions of hopelessness, self‑harm, and suicidal thoughts mirror Moe’s chronic depression and frequent suicidal jokes, as shown by tweets like "i wish i had a gun so i could blow my head off [picture]" and "i’m a leech i should just kill myself i have no redeeming qualities [picture]". Both rely on substances to numb pain; the user mentions inhalants and smoking in tweets such as "how it feels using inhalants to get high [picture]" and "im gonna cut again tonight lolllll im gonna smoke too because lowkey idgaf anymore bru [picture]". They are socially isolated and crave attention, evident in the plea "hey guys dont forget me or ill kill myself" which parallels Moe’s constant attempts to be liked by his bar patrons. The user’s chaotic, self‑deprecating humor—e.g., "my parents for some FUCKASS reason…"—echoes Moe’s bitter, sarcastic outbursts. Overall, the user’s low self‑esteem and feeling like a “leech” with no purpose reflect Moe’s own sense of worthlessness, making Moe Szyslak the closest match.

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The user shows a strong introverted style, often posting personal, self‑focused thoughts such as 'nobody would miss me' and 'i hate being fat every time i look in the mirror i see a fatty loser' which indicates they keep their energy inward. Their language is highly abstract and future‑oriented, reflecting intuitive processing, e.g., 'thinking about becoming spamton of shedtwt' and 'i project myself onto him'. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and emotions rather than objective analysis, as seen in statements like 'i hate that i know everyone hates me' and 'i feel like a leech, i should just kill myself'. The chaotic, spontaneous posting pattern and lack of clear planning (e.g., 'i cut tonight', 'i might kill myself later') suggest a perceiving preference. Overall these traits align with the INFP personality type.

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Transmasc artist & writer navigating ARFID & mental health. Lover of weird memes, 3DS nostalgia, and occasional cat chaos. #ShedTWT tried feeding my cat a 3DS– @z0mb1ek1ttty

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This cocktail, called Spamton's Bloodshake, mixes black vodka for the darkness that the user feels in tweets like 'i wish i had a gun so i could blow my head off', cherry liqueur for the constant references to blood and cutting ('cuttng myself today when my family goes to sleep'), cinnamon syrup for the chaotic, hyper‑active energy echoed in 'i’m so rizzful' and 'thinking about becoming spamton of shedtwt', an energy drink to capture the frantic 'highkey' vibe of inhalant use and 'when i kill myself on a live stream', and chocolate milk to reflect the self‑deprecating 'fat chud' identity ('i’m still fat and i still cant cut to beans'). The bitter‑sweet balance mirrors the user’s oscillation between dark thoughts and attempts at humor, as seen in 'people my age are actually doing shit with their life while im just rotting in my bed.' The layered flavors also nod to the 'tiktok moots' and 'art moots' that flood their timeline, creating a chaotic but oddly comforting swirl.

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The user repeatedly seeks attention and notoriety through self‑harm, a hallmark of Slytherin’s ambition and willingness to use any means to be remembered, as seen in 'when i kill myself ill do it on a live stream so someone can record it and post it online'. They also display cunning self‑promotion, constantly reminding followers of their presence, e.g., 'hey guys dont forget me or ill kill myself'. Their desire to emulate a shady, manipulative character—'i’m thinking about becoming spamton of shedtwt'—aligns with Slytherin’s attraction to resourceful, morally flexible figures. The frequent claims of being a 'leech' and having 'no redeeming qualities' yet still yearning for recognition ('im nice i SWEAR… I FOLLOW BACK!!!!!!') show a self‑preserving drive to maintain relevance. Overall, the pattern of using dramatic, self‑destructive acts as a tool for visibility and the strategic emulation of a cunning persona points to Slytherin.

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The song "Hurt" captures the raw self‑destruction and feelings of worthlessness that dominate @z0mb1ek1ttty's timeline. The opening lyric "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" mirrors their frequent mentions of cutting, e.g., "cuttng myself today when my family goes to sleep" and "i cut yesterday but their so shit that i dont even want to consider it a relapse". Their repeated suicidal thoughts—"i wish i had a gun so i could blow my head off", "when i kill myself ill do it on a live stream" and "i’m a leech i should just kill myself i have no redeeming qualities"—echo the song’s chorus "What have I become? My sweetest friend, the worst of me." The song’s melancholy tone also reflects their sense of being a "stain on earth" and "a burden" as they write, "people my age are actually doing shit with their life while im just rotting in my bed". Finally, the introspective, almost confessional mood of "Hurt" fits the way they constantly broadcast their pain, from "my parents… put our son… with the loudest dog…" to "my mom told me to touch other peoples gross ass wet ass food today i’m going to kill myself dude".

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