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The user is highly misanthropic and lonely, often saying "im the happiest when im alone no one bothers me, im doing my own thing i have peace fucking peace" and "i dont need u i dont need anyone i need a cig and black coffee with no sugar". They constantly criticize pop culture and video games, as seen in "if ur buying skins in cs u are well set in life" and "surely this is mid?". Their obsessive gaming references (Valorant, Overwatch, etc.) and sarcastic internet slang mirror Comic Book Guy’s nerdy cynicism. The user’s self‑deprecating, depressive tone ("i have lost the most precious thing to me in most brutal way" and "i might be dying") also aligns with Comic Book Guy’s often bleak outlook on life. Overall, the combination of gaming obsession, sarcastic cynicism, and deep loneliness makes Comic Book Guy the best match.

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Introverted traits appear in lines like "im the happiest when im alone no one bothers me" and "i dont need u i dont need anyone i need a cig and black coffee with no sugar," showing a preference for solitude. The user focuses on concrete, sensory details, e.g., "i cant find any but the new stupid colored gay monsters in my stores rn" and "this country thinks jst bcs smth is newer its better well fuck no i want this rainbow gay parade of sweet monsters off the shelf," indicating Sensing. Their decisions are driven by strong emotions and personal values, seen in "i have lost the most precious thing to me in most brutal way, there is no tolerance left in me" and the repeated misandric statements like "men do not interact im done i dont wanna be frends," pointing to Feeling. A flexible, spontaneous lifestyle is evident in tweets such as "for the next 3 months i do not exist. u dont remember me" and "i am doing a challenge going a week without a man texting me. but to make it easier for myself, ill mute the one that texts me and reset," reflecting Perceiving.

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Gaming & anime enthusiast, cat lover, meme enthusiast, content creator. Once got unbanned in 5 min thanks to a dev friend. #Valorant #Overwatch #JJK– @z3nwi

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The Midnight Monster Elixir captures z3nwi’s dark, chaotic vibe with a deep black base (black vodka) and the bitter, hallucinogenic edge of absinthe, echoing their tweet "i am the happiest when im alone no one bothers me". The splash of blood orange juice and grenadine gives a "walls ripping themselves apart, layers peeling into a pool of blood" swirl, referencing that tweet. A dash of chili‑infused tequila adds the spicy sting of their misanthropic rants like "this game is jst disgusting". The drink’s bitter‑sweet finish mirrors the bio "suicidally beautiful at the beginning of october", while the chaotic colors recall "rainbow gay parade of sweet monsters". Finally, a garnish of a single dried clove nods to the recurring "clove i will always love u".

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The user shows strong self‑preservation and a disdain for others, especially men, which mirrors Slytherin’s self‑reliant and cunning nature. They state, "im the happiest when im alone no one bothers me, im doing my own thing i have peace fucking peace" and "i dont need u i dont need anyone i need a cig and black coffee with no sugar," highlighting a desire to thrive without reliance on others. Their strategic dismissal of others, as in "if u think i owe u a reply jst bcs im online/gaming/tweeting then u need a reality check, maybe search for some irl activities..get a life while u at it," reflects a calculated, resourceful mindset. This combination of ambition to be independent and a manipulative, disdainful attitude aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly expresses deep isolation and self‑destruction, such as "im the happiest when im alone no one bothers me" and "walls ripping themselves apart, layers peeling into a pool of blood". They also mention hopelessness, e.g., "i might be dying" and "i have lost the most precious thing to me in most brutal way". These themes match the lyrics of Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt," which centers on self‑harm and emptiness (“I hurt myself today to see if I still feel”). The song’s mournful tone mirrors the user's constant despair and misanthropic outlook. Both the song and the tweets convey a sense of being broken and disconnected from everyone.

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