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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Often shares blunt opinions, e.g., 'Cheaters cant redeem themselves and the fact they cheated should follow them for life'
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and jokes, e.g., 'Good morning everyone with big boobs'
- Confident: Shows self‑assurance, e.g., 'I need a wife by January'
- Self‑aware: Admits personal flaws, e.g., 'I’m over it 20 minutes later'
- Creative: Creates varied multi‑picture threads, e.g., '1. Im really not. When i see boobs i say “holy moly”'
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language, e.g., 'DO NOT TALK TO ME IF YOURE A HOE I AM A LOVER AND I CARRY A GUN!!!!'
- Misogynistic: Posts demeaning remarks about women, e.g., 'Yall be saying incredibly sexist shit and then start immediately crying'
- Inconsistent: Contradicts statements, e.g., claims 'not great at any of them honestly' yet boasts 'I need a wife by January'
- Provocative: Deliberately stirs controversy, e.g., 'Triple h is a terrorist #snme'
- Impulsive: Posts erratic content without context, e.g., 'Fuck this job im selling meth'
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The user constantly spews profanity, makes impulsive outbursts, and shows a lack of self‑control, much like Homer's classic “D’oh!” moments and his tendency to act without thinking (Quote: 'Cheaters cant redeem themselves and the fact they cheated should follow them for life'). The focus on immediate gratification and random rants about needing a wife, sex, or money mirrors Homer's obsession with donuts and beer and his clueless pursuit of family happiness (Quote: 'I need a wife by January'). The crude humor and willingness to insult anyone who disagrees echo Homer's insensitive jokes and habit of calling people 'idiots' or 'bitches' (Quote: 'Yall be saying incredibly sexist shit and then start immediately crying when the other gender feels a certain way. Dumb as fuck.'). These traits together make Homer Simpson the best match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
The user’s tweets are clearly extroverted, constantly addressing a wide audience with greetings like "Hello twitter people" and "Good morning everyone with big boobs", showing a preference for external interaction. Their focus on concrete, sensory details such as "Midriff is the most attractive thing in the world" and "Tiddies" indicates a Sensing (S) orientation. Moral and emotional judgments like "Yall be saying incredibly sexist shit and then start immediately crying" and "I would give my right leg to know what Israel has on the American government" reflect a Feeling (F) decision style. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style – e.g., "Fuck it i ain’t tweeting again till my parlay hits" and "I need a wife by January" – points to a Perceiving (P) preference. Combining these traits leads to an ESFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Your AOT rewatch cravings and my love for epic battles could be the perfect team—just say the word, and we’ll smash the Titans together while I bring a Gojo‑level boost.
- You said you need a wife by January; how about we skip the waiting room and start with a ‘good morning beautiful people’ coffee date that makes the rest of the year jealous?
- I see you love Minecraft and iMessage games—let’s build a secret base in the game, then swap numbers and keep the cheat codes between us, no cheaters allowed.
- Since you love making lists, here’s mine: 1) Your bold tweets, 2) Your AOT obsession, 3) Your big‑boob humor, 4) My heart racing when I see you, 5) Us finally hanging out.
- If we both place a parlay on a night out, I’m betting on us winning the ‘best conversation’ jackpot—no cheat needed, just a little grind and a lot of laughs.
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Meme curator, wrestling & NFL fan, anime aficionado. Missed a game once chasing a parlay. iMessage game partner. Sarcasm served daily. 18+.– @z3xedd
Your signature cocktail
Triple Whammy Molotov
The Triple Whammy Molotov captures @z3xedd’s explosive, no‑holds‑barred attitude, mixing over‑proof rum for raw power and cinnamon whiskey for the fiery sarcasm that drips from tweets like "Fuck this job im selling meth". A dash of absinthe adds the bizarre, chaotic flair seen in "Triple h is a terrorist #snme", while hot sauce delivers the heat of their blunt "Good morning everyone with big boobs". Grenadine gives a splash of blood‑red to echo the violent edge of "I need a wife by January". This drink’s layered intensity mirrors their constant push‑and‑pull between humor and aggression, just as they say "I’m straight but we can be homies if you wanna". Sip it and feel the same unapologetic vibe that fuels their "Good morning beautiful people" mornings.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently displays self‑interest and a drive for personal gain, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and cunning. They tweet, "I need a wife by January" and "Fuck it i ain’t tweeting again till my parlay hits," showing goal‑oriented ambition. Their aggressive threats such as "DO NOT TALK TO ME IF YOURE A HOE I AM A LOVER AND I CARRY A GUN!!!!" reveal a willingness to intimidate to achieve ends. While they occasionally criticize others, they lack the loyalty of Hufflepuff or the chivalrous bravery of Gryffindor, making Slytherin the best fit.
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Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
The user constantly flaunts a rebellious, anti‑authority persona, posting things like “DO NOT TALK TO ME IF YOURE A HOE I AM A LOVER AND I CARRY A GUN!!!!” and “Fuck this job im selling meth,” which mirrors the self‑identified “bad guy” vibe in the chorus of Billie Eilish’s track. Their tweets also blend sarcasm with dark humor, e.g., “Yall be saying incredibly sexist shit and then start immediately crying when the other gender feels a certain way,” echoing the song’s line “I’m the bad guy, duh” that celebrates being the one who defies social expectations. The song’s juxtaposition of a playful melody with unsettling lyrics fits the user’s habit of mixing “Good morning beautiful people” with aggressive statements, showing a duality similar to the track’s pop‑catchy hook masking a sinister self‑portrait. Overall, “Bad Guy” captures the user’s self‑proclaimed mischief, contempt for norms, and the constant oscillation between attention‑seeking posts and hostile rants, making it the best match.
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