Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong, consistent support and knowledge of the Habs and hockey in general, e.g. reactions like “COLE CAUFIELD HAT TRICK!!!” and detailed takes on team needs in “This current Habs team is good, but NOT playoff good.”
- Humorous commentator: Uses jokes and memes to frame sports and life, such as the arena noise jab in “The only time the leafs arena has some noise in it…” and the chair review in “9/10 chair. Elite sightlines…”
- Community engaged: Interacts with other accounts and creators, tagging and recommending them, e.g. “If @goaltindr don’t trust you, just know I don’t either…” and shouting out “I follow @SensBuzz and so should you”
- Self-aware playful: Leans into self-deprecating or meta humor, like “Posting this knowing @LiteraInSport1 literally mogs me…” and joking about time in “Happy 2016 everyone!”
- Observant analyst: Offers concrete observations about teams and players, such as goalie depth analysis in “Rare Sens related post: With Ullmark out, Ottawa has Meriläinen starting…” and penalty trends in “When you’re the third most penalized team in the league…”
Weaknesses:
- Insult driven: Frequently defaults to name-calling, like “KAPANEN WHY DID U NOT SHOOT YOU FAT FUCK????” and “Does Jake Sandershit have one of these?”
- Offensive language: Uses slurs and harsh terms that can alienate others, e.g. “retarded fcking btches named Éric Raymond” and explicit sexual jokes in “When teach ask me to write something on the board…”
- Aggressive labeling: Regularly labels disliked teams as “sex offenders,” such as “DA VEGAS GOLDEN SEX OFFENDERS LOOOOOOOOOSE” and “any team playing against the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders”
- Provocative edginess: Pushes edgy content that can overshadow the message, like “worlds largest gay bar” and the explicit disability-focused fantasy in “When teach ask me to write something on the board…”
- Hostile tone: Often frames disagreements with hostility, including “.@elonmusk aye FUCK you bitch (we back)” and telling people or entities to relocate or be fired in “This team needs to relocate to Quebec City, fake ass effort”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, mischievous, sports-obsessed, and constantly clowning on rivals. Like Bart, they lean heavily into juvenile, outrageous humor, from calling teams the “Vegas Golden Sex Offenders” in posts like “DA VEGAS GOLDEN SEX OFFENDERS LOOOOOOOOOSE” to insults such as “Does Jake Sandershit have one of these?”. They live for chaos and rivalry, especially in hockey, with gleeful trolling like “ENJOY THE DRIVE HOME SENS FANS, I HEARD ITS A LONG ONE #GoHabsGo #GoSensGo” and identity-defining fandom in “State of Hockey? Montreal… MECCA OF HOCKEY? WHO ELSE BUT MONTREAL!!!!”. The combination of horny jokes, edgy language, and self-aware clowning — for example “Big ASS Thread 💕 Open Comment At Your Own Risk 🥵🥵” and their bio line “Follow me for a cookie” — fits Bart’s prankster energy more than any other character. While there’s some underlying thoughtfulness in their longer hockey takes like “This current Habs team is good, but NOT playoff good…”, the dominant vibe is still chaotic, juvenile rebellion very much in line with Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They lean Extraverted: they publicly seek interaction, call out other users, and perform for an audience, e.g. opening a big interactive thread “Big ASS Thread 💕 Open Comment At Your Own Risk 🥵🥵” and constantly narrating games live with reactions like “(Volume warning) I was recording a video for @3achnhso when the habs won...”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over pure Sensing: they enjoy absurd hypotheticals and abstract riffs such as “Time traveler: kicks rock 25 years later:” and the dark, exaggerated scenario in “It was a genuine suicidal accident. He was riding his bike and crashed, but right before impact he shot himself in the back of the head 27 times and after the impact, another 10 times to the chest.”. Their style is blunt, combative, and oriented around roasting and calling out perceived nonsense, reflecting a Thinking preference: they attack teams, players, and institutions with cutting language like “KAPANEN WHY DID U NOT SHOOT YOU FAT FUCK????” and “Let me tip the farmer, truck driver and chef instead”, and they critique systems like taxes in “Tell me why my lil nephew took home LESS MONEY after working OT… MAKE IT MAKE SENSE”. Their feed looks Perceiving rather than structured: it’s a rapid-fire stream of live reactions, impulsive jokes and shifting targets rather than organized plans, as seen in “0 2 on games that I cheer for the sens, should I keep going?” and spontaneous self-updates like “This week: Habs won 2/3 games… Got a raise at work (already)… 2026 is looking very promising for yours truly”. Putting this together—high-energy social engagement, love of debate and absurd hypotheticals, sharp-tongued logical criticism, and improvisational lifestyle—ENTP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep calling them the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders, but the only crime I’m seeing is how you stole my attention faster than a Habs power play bails out bad officiating.
- You said Stranger Things 5 was a masterpiece—how about we binge it together while you explain, in excruciating detail, why Lane Hutson > Sandershit and why Vegas played like vegetables that one night.
- You promised a cookie for a follow, but after seeing you rate chairs, roast Leafs fans for arena noise, and live-tweet Habs games from both Bell Centres, I’m honestly here for the full tasting menu: cookie, hockey takes, and your company.
- You recorded a Habs win mid-video for @3achnhso and still kept filming—clearly you can multitask under pressure. Want to try watching a game with me and see if you can focus on the ice while I’m sitting next to you?
- You called Montreal the State of Hockey, Hockeytown, and the Mecca of Hockey; as a devoted #GoHabsGo fan in Ottawa with a soft spot for Caufield hat tricks and Demidov missiles, you sound pretty elite yourself—mind if I relocate my heart to your timeline?
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Montreal hockey brain in Ottawa. Habs diehard, Vegas hater, Minecraft content enjoyer. Once turned off a game mid-rant and it immediately aged well.– @zachnhso
Your signature cocktail
The Vegas Golden Sex On the Beach Offender
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and unapologetic, just like the way they scream about hockey and Vegas in “DA VEGAS GOLDEN SEX OFFENDERS LOOOOOOOOOSE” and “Tonight I am a bruins fan, any team playing against the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders gets my support”. Spiced rum captures their unfiltered, spicy posting style and unhinged humour in tweets like “When teach ask me to write something on the board but I'm lowkey pitching a fucking tent in my pants…”. Maple syrup is the Canadian core and Habs love, poured over posts like “State of Hockey? Montreal… MECCA OF HOCKEY? WHO ELSE BUT MONTREAL!!!!” and “ENJOY THE DRIVE HOME SENS FANS, I HEARD ITS A LONG ONE #GoHabsGo #GoSensGo”. The red energy drink is their cracked, game-night adrenaline in “(Volume warning) I was recording a video for @3achnhso when the habs won...” and constant live reactions like “SUZUKI GOAL THATS MY CAPTAIN”. Sour lime juice brings the bitterness and salt of ref/league rants such as “Buffalo needs the refs to win… Gary Bettman tryna nerf canadians again” and “When does the ‘winning’ and ‘Golden Age’ start exactly, Americans?”. Finally, the stout foam on top nods to the darker, edgy jokes and political jabs in posts like “Charlie Kirk would be alive and well if the sniper was a Montreal Canadiens player” and their gleeful chaos in “.@elonmusk aye FUCK you bitch (we back)”, giving the drink a thick, irreverent head to match their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This account strongly fits Gryffindor’s loud, brash, and confrontational energy, especially in how they stand up for what they see as injustices or corruption in hockey. They repeatedly go after teams and institutions they dislike with zero fear of backlash, like calling the Golden Knights the “Sex Offenders” in multiple tweets, e.g. “DA VEGAS GOLDEN SEX OFFENDERS LOOOOOOOOOSE” and openly cheering for any opponent of teams they morally condemn: “any team playing against the Vegas Golden Sex Offenders gets my support”. They show a strong sense of righteous indignation about officiating and fairness, framed in a passionate, combative way rather than a calm, analytical one, as in “you have every right to be upset at the officiating” and “Team Canada versus the Refs”. They are also fiercely loyal and proud about their teams and city in a very bold tone, proclaiming Montreal as the center of the hockey universe: “State of Hockey? Montreal… MECCA OF HOCKEY? WHO ELSE BUT MONTREAL!!!!”. Most importantly, their impulsive, heat-of-the-moment posts during games — turning the TV off in anger, screaming about goals, and swearing at players like “KAPANEN WHY DID U NOT SHOOT YOU FAT FUCK????” — show classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and emotional intensity rather than calculated Slytherin cunning or Ravenclaw detachment.
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Started From The Bottom - Drake
A fitting song for @zachnhso is Started From The Bottom by Drake, because it matches both their chaotic hockey-fan energy and their narrative of grinding upwards. They openly celebrate personal wins like “Got a raise at work (already) A few other things 2026 is looking very promising for yours truly”, which mirrors the song’s theme of progression and self-belief. Their pride in Montreal and Canada, as in “State of Hockey? Montreal. Too big to just be a province… MECCA OF HOCKEY? WHO ELSE BUT MONTREAL!!!!”, also reflects Drake’s frequent hometown pride. At the same time, they’re loud, funny, and unfiltered, firing shots like “Always little brother. #GoSensGo #GoHabsGo” and “DA VEGAS GOLDEN SEX OFFENDERS LOOOOOOOOOSE”, which lines up with the defiant, victory-lap attitude in the track. Even their playful self-awareness in posts like “New year new me” fits the idea of someone who knows they’ve come a long way and isn’t afraid to flex it.
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