Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently crafts playful jokes and wordplay, like the innuendo in “she road on my hog til i pig squeal” and the 'calculator' bit in “youll do what to me later??”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on their own behavior and past, like questioning what they did wrong in “chat can someone explain what i did wrong here like 6 years ago?” and acknowledging stress in “my thingy hard and by thingy,,, lets just say... my brain :) i am stressed out :)”.
- Supportive: Uses personal experiences to make others feel less alone, as in “i might as well throw my experiences into the world to show yall arent alone” when discussing medical misogyny.
- Creative: Shows strong imaginative flair through OCs, gpose, and fursona ideas, for example “honey i shrunk my own OC” and “guys rate my fursona concept please”.
- Candid: Shares personal struggles without sugarcoating, like discussing BPD in “i have bpd and i haven't even got a therapist” and chronic unemployment in “i love being chronically unemployed”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Often puts themself down humorously, such as “once described as rotund” in the bio and “close enough welcome back annoying orange” comparing themself to an unflattering meme.
- Stress-prone: Regularly mentions stress and coping in unhealthy ways, like “my thingy hard... my brain :) i am stressed out :)” and “got so stressed that i took it out on trees in ffxiv”.
- Sleep-disrupted: Frequently up extremely late or sleep-medicated, as seen in “almost 5am and im still up googling how hermit crabs poop” and “where i lay on my phone playing 2048... whilst sleep medicated”.
- Medical-neglected: Reports serious issues with accessing and following through on care, like “turns out the doctor just didnt send for them despite saying he would hes done this more than once” and still lacking a therapist in “i haven't even got a therapist”.
- Validation-seeking: Openly worries about how others see them and their ideas, e.g. “guys rate my fursona concept please only positive feedback though as i cannot handle negativity very well” and concern over interest in “do i,, organize a widdle birthday get together on ffxiv”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a neurodivergent, terminally-online nerd with strong opinions and a goofy sense of humor, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they openly discuss mental health and systemic issues, e.g. calling out medical misogyny when talking about their doctor not sending meds: “and i KNOW its medical misogyny i n this case because my dad can request his meds just fine,”. They’re intellectually curious in extremely specific, slightly unhinged ways, such as staying up late to google hermit crab biology: “almost 5am and im still up googling how hermit crabs poop i love being chronically unemployed”. Their autistic / stim discourse and self-awareness also fit Lisa’s vibe as the thoughtful, overthinking one: “putting the AI of the fan version aside, i don't think either of these are wrong theyre both autistic girls, just with their own style?” and “im seeing people criticise others for saying something is a vocal stim of theirs and like.. yeah i get the criticism but it legit might be an actual stim still..”. At the same time, they’re deeply invested in niche hobbies (FFXIV, Overwatch, fursonas), like Lisa with her sax, causes, and obsessions: “severe case of ffxiv brain worms” and “guys rate my fursona concept please only positive feedback though as i cannot handle negativity very well xx”. Their mix of righteous frustration, introspection, and dorky jokes makes Lisa the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: most content centers on online gaming, gposing, and late‑night solitary rabbit holes like “almost 5am and im still up googling how hermit crabs poop i love being chronically unemployed”, plus anxiety about hosting social events such as “d do i,, organize a widdle birthday get together on ffxiv for next month?? idk if anyone would be interested but mayhaps!!!”, which suggests shyness rather than outwardly energized socializing. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive: they play with absurd concepts and wordplay—“when u think about it, the human body doesnt actually have that many parts… there's at least 5” and surreal plans like “thinking of tweeting 'jesus was trans', putting my phone on vibrate and shoving it up my arse every single time i see how mad a lot of christians on here get over trans people”—focusing on ideas and implications over concrete detail. They skew Feeling: they get openly upset at medical misogyny and ableism, writing long emotional reflections like “id have done it on priv but i feel like with how rampant medical misogyny is, i might as well throw my experiences into the world to show yall arent alone”, and defend others’ neurodivergent experiences in “just bc its funny doesnt mean it isnt legit?? im literally diagnosed and my vocal stims are hilarious sometimes”, prioritizing empathy over detached logic. Their life appears somewhat unstructured and spontaneous, pointing to Perceiving: they frequently stay up too late or get sidetracked (“its 2pm, im finally in bed trying to sleep and my brain will not stop going clears throat [eminem voice]”), reinstall games on a whim (“sigh fine ill reinstall the stupid game”), and joke about chaotic impulse tweets. Overall, a creative, values‑driven, introspective, and slightly chaotic style makes INFP the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, you’re a ‘goblinoid creature’ with FFXIV brain worms who gposes until there’s an army of clones on work cam… any chance you could spawn just one more so we can queue Frontlines and Overwatch together while the original you cuddles under the heated blanket with Mittsy and me?
- You said you’re closer to 30 than 20 and asked for prayers—lucky for you I main support. I can’t fix NHS doctors forgetting your meds, but I can hard-pocket-heal you through ranked, your BPD brain gremlins, and every ‘your emails just called me fat’ moment.
- Thinking about that time a 10-year-old said ‘you’re weird, I bet you listen to Nicki Minaj’ and you replied ‘who?’—if we’d met then, I’d have handed you that cursed iPod full of ‘brilliant music taste’ and said, ‘here, fast-track the character development so we can be weird together sooner.’
- You: googling how hermit crabs poop at 5am, ranting about medical misogyny, and sleep-liking posts at 7am. Me: reading your streamer advice thread like it’s holy scripture and thinking, ‘this is exactly the type of mentally krill I want to fish for attention from.’
- You wanted only positive feedback on your fursona concept and a subtle fur-texture skunk OC—consider this my formal request to be your equally funky co-op character: I’ll be the anxious lalafell you keep trying to yeet, and together we can become the sun in peace… meow (woke).
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Your new Twitter bio
FFXIV + Overwatch goblin with a camera. Once defeated by a 10-year-old who said I ‘probably listen to Nicki Minaj.’ They/she, virtual photography & brain worms.– @zaeliyen
Your signature cocktail
The Non Binny Prinny Fizz
Black vodka with shimmer stands in for their goth-goblin, rotund gremlin energy and love of being a little unhinged online, like when they joked about tweeting “jesus was trans” just to rile people up. Blood orange soda brings bright, fruity chaos to match their shitposty brain-worm humour in lines like “she road on my hog til i pig squeal”. Elderflower liqueur is the soft, unexpectedly sweet note that echoes their tenderness about friends and moots, such as planning an FFXIV meetup: “itd be cool to see some moots ingame ;w;”. Espresso ice cubes capture their late-night, chronically-online insomnia gremlin energy, like staying up to google “how hermit crabs poop” at almost 5am. Finally, a dash of saline ties it together with a subtle saltiness, nodding to their justified frustration with medical misogyny and systemic nonsense, as when they vented about their doctor not sending meds despite promises in “hes done this more than once. just the one guy nhs moment”. This makes a strong, sparkling, slightly bitter-sweet chaos potion: funny on the surface, but with real bite and depth underneath—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with curiosity, odd little thought experiments, and hyper-specific interests, which are very characteristic of Ravenclaw. They literally stay up late looking up niche questions like “almost 5am and im still up googling how hermit crabs poop i love being chronically unemployed” and then immediately follow it with “i cant believe im almost 26 and only just asking this now but... how does bro poop”, showing a genuine (if chaotic) drive to understand things. Their humor is sharply verbal and referential – lines like “playing with marbles,, more like... playing with.... mah balls,, Haha!!!!!!!!!!” and the long-running bits about Overwatch/FFXIV, e.g. “me on ffxiv in frontlines at the end of the patch when im trying to grind series ranks 1 to 25 at the last minute…”, show quick wit and a tendency to turn experiences into clever commentary. They also analyze social/medical issues with a thoughtful lens, like calling out systemic medical misogyny in “anyway sorry for the rant... i might as well throw my experiences into the world to show yall arent alone”, and they question online discourse norms in “im seeing people criticise others for saying something is a vocal stim... im literally diagnosed and my vocal stims are hilarious sometimes”. While they clearly care about community and friends, the throughline is a brain that never turns off: constantly making jokes, dissecting experiences, and following odd questions down rabbit holes, which fits Ravenclaw more than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
Primadonna - MARINA
A well-suited song for them is “Primadonna” by MARINA, because it balances self-aware drama, humor, and vulnerability in the same way their timeline does. They lean into being a little unhinged and theatrical about everyday life, like when they say “my thingy hard and by thingy,,, lets just say... my brain :) i am stressed out :)”, which fits the track’s larger-than-life emotional vibe. There’s also a strong sense of being perceived as “too much” while still owning it, similar to calling themselves a “goblinoid creature” and joking about being “rotund,” resonating with the song’s exaggerated persona. Their tweets often mix softness and self-deprecation with big feelings, like “chat.. its my bday and its really kicking in that im closer to 30 than i am to 20.................... pray for me please”, mirroring the song’s blend of insecurity and bravado. Finally, their love of being extremely online and chaotic, e.g. “thinking of tweeting 'jesus was trans', putting my phone on vibrate and shoving it up my arse”, fits the over-the-top, attention-grabbing energy that defines Primadonna.
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