Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal fan: Dedicated to their favorite characters, even beating a boss daily until Sitonai gets new content.
- Analytical player: Shows deep technical knowledge of Yu-Gi-Oh! mechanics, such as chaining Ash Blossom to Shaddoll Fusion.
- Socially engaged: Participates in community trends like wplace contributions and interactive follower prompts.
- Authentic voice: Openly shares personal struggles and honest reactions to social media content without a filtered persona.
- Creative humor: Uses clever references to combine interests, such as mixing Megalovania with Fate/Grand Order characters.
Weaknesses:
- Frequent complainer: Expresses constant frustration over character popularity and the perceived lack of care from official artists.
- Hold grudges: Admitted to still not being over a competitive game banlist from years prior.
- Impulsive spender: Admits to paying a heavy upcharge for figures despite voicing concerns about financial stability.
- Confrontational attitude: Engages in arguments that lead to being blocked by other users during shipping debates.
- Pessimistic outlook: Frequently tweets about personal hardships and questioning if the site was a mistake.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the iconic Jeff Albertson, @zaknotalt is a deeply dedicated enthusiast of niche media who frequently engages in cynical critiques of their favorite franchises, particularly regarding Fate/Grand Order and Yu-Gi-Oh!. They express a palpable sense of superiority and frustration over the meta, such as when they claim “every match on Omega is further confirmation VSK9 wasn't hit enough” or bemoan their “locals experience with Sky Strikers going against meta”. This obsessive attention to detail is mirrored in their complaints about character popularity, noting that “some characters dont even get that far” in terms of story completion. Their biting commentary on “the dogshittiest political opinions and the ugliest shit wojaks” on their feed perfectly captures the 'Worst. Episode. Ever.' spirit. Ultimately, their combination of hobbyist elitism and constant online grievances makes them the quintessential Simpsons nerd.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Zak demonstrates Introversion through a heavy focus on solitary, niche hobbies like gacha games and card game simulators, often lamenting social frustrations like being “dumped twice by people i never even met.” Their Intuition is evident in their tendency to engage in theoretical speculation and lore analysis, such as debating “exactly 4 ways the finale for FGO can play out.” The Thinking trait shows in their analytical approach to game mechanics and meta-commentary, notably when asking an AI to detail why a specific card should stay banned based on the competitive landscape. Finally, their Perceiving nature is reflected in a spontaneous, somewhat disorganized lifestyle, evidenced by forgetting to update voter info after moving and starting a daily gaming challenge on a whim “without realizing every day meant EVERY day.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the FGO writers? Because you’ve been benching Sitonai for years, but I’d never put you on the sidelines.
- I’d never call a judge on you for using proxies—as long as I can be the staple in your Extra Deck.
- Forget White Ransom and Red Binder, the only thing I want to ban is the distance between us.
- Are you I.P. Masquerena? Because despite what you tweet, I’m 'really totally into you'—no yuri angle required.
- I promise I’m not like the other guys; I’m like Melu and Kama’s official artists—I’ll actually show you some care and attention.
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Your new Twitter bio
TCG strategist and FGO enthusiast. Once fought a judge over proxy staples at locals; now I just beat Awakened Zero daily until Sitonai gets her justice.– @zaknotalt
Your signature cocktail
The Extra-Deck Salt-Rimmed Sitonai
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a gacha player who is “full of envy” from watching others get official attention. The base is bitter and smoky, reflecting how it feels when “your favorite blows up without a word” during the JP finale. The spicy salt rim represents their frequent Yu-Gi-Oh! frustration, particularly toward judges who “got salty” over proxied staples. Finally, it’s served chilled enough to make you wonder “who is Being Cold” while you beat Awakened Zero for the 26th day in a row.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Zak demonstrates the quintessential Hufflepuff trait of unwavering loyalty, specifically toward underdogs and 'unpopular' characters. This is best seen in their dedicated challenge to “beat Awakened Zero every day until Sitonai gets to do SOMETHING”, showcasing a level of patience and hard work that spans months. Even when frustrated that their favorites are “banned from showing up” in events, they remain steadfast rather than jumping to more popular 'meta' choices. Furthermore, they value fairness in gaming, criticizing those who “weenied out and blocked me” and expressing frustration over “unhit” powerful decks that punish interaction, reflecting a desire for a balanced and just environment.
Your movie
Your song
Loser - Beck
This song perfectly captures the user’s self-deprecating humor and their habit of clinging to losing battles in both gacha games and card games. Their persistent loyalty to underrepresented characters is evident when they complain about “being the fan of a slightly unpopular gacha character” or lamenting how they “cling to servants who are banned from showing up”. The song’s slacker-rock energy mirrors their frustration with the Yu-Gi-Oh! meta, where they feel targeted by judges and banlists, as seen when they mention getting “proxies banned from my old locals because the judge got salty I won ONE time”. Ultimately, their bio simply reading “it” and their admission of having “dogshittiest political opinions” in their feed reinforces the Loser persona as a badge of internet irony.
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