Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High Emotional Intelligence: Alex shows deep empathy for the human condition by rating the end-of-life documentary End Game a perfect 10/10.
- Cultural Connoisseur: He maintains an extensive, diverse log of international cinema, from Korean horror Busanhaeng to Brazilian classics.
- Dedication to Service: His bio reveals he is an oncology resident at INCA, balancing a demanding medical career with his artistic passions.
- Intellectual Honesty: He uses the Latin phrase “veritas odium parit” in his bio, signaling a commitment to truth regardless of its popularity.
- Literary Ambition: Beyond consuming media, Alex is a creator who “tento escrever” (tries to write), showing a drive for self-expression.
Weaknesses:
- Low Patience: He expresses extreme frustration over medical wait times, tweeting “Porra um dia pra liberar um hemograma isso não existe”.
- Public Complainer: Alex frequently uses his platform to vent about airline grievances, calling LATAM a “espelunca” (dump) over seating assignments.
- Harsh Critic: He can be unforgiving with his ratings, dismissing high-profile projects like Madame Teia with a low 4/10.
- Competitive Streak: He jokingly boasts about his “golpe do Airbnb” to humiliate his friends Brenda and Larissa.
- Repetitive Communicator: His feed is heavily dominated by automated IMDb ratings, which can overshadow more personal or original “Tweets”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Alex mirrors Lisa’s intellectual rigor and deep appreciation for the arts, specifically through his prolific and critical consumption of cinema and literature as mentioned in his bio. Much like Lisa’s moral outspokenness, he isn't afraid to voice sharp grievances when service or ethics fail, such as when he complained, “Latam me enfiou na poltrona do meio e me largou lá pro Grupo 5. Gostaria de nunca mais ter que viajar com essa espelunca.”. His refined taste is evident in his high marks for complex films, rating Oppenheimer a “10/10”, while his clinical residency in oncology aligns with Lisa's ambitious, academic nature. Ultimately, his blend of high-brow cultural interests and a cynical, witty world-view—epitomized by the Latin phrase veritas odium parit—makes him a perfect match for the Springfield's resident intellectual.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Alex exhibits Introversion through a bio that highlights solitary interests like reading and cinema, alongside the Latin phrase “veritas odium parit” (truth bears hatred), suggesting a preference for objective reality over social harmony. His Intuition (N) is evident in his attraction to complex, thematic media such as Six Feet Under and his high ratings for abstract or psychological films like Oppenheimer and [Zona de Interesse](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7160372]. The Thinking (T) preference is clear in his blunt, critical feedback regarding services, such as when he complains that “Funcionário da LATAM rasgou várias etiquetas da minha bagagem... porque segundo a empresa da mente dele não pode ter”, showing a focus on logic and efficiency. Finally, his Judging (J) trait is suggested by his systematic habit of cataloging and rating every film he watches, as well as his irritation with the lack of procedural standards when he notes, “Porra um dia pra liberar um hemograma isso não existe”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no LATAM employee, but I promise I’ll never put you in the middle seat or tear your heart into Group 5.
- Are you a 10/10 IMDb rating? Because meeting you feels as epic as Furiosa and as profound as Oppenheimer.
- You can take a break from the oncology residency at INCA—I promise to be much better for your health than a late-night hemogram.
- If 'veritas odium parit,' then the truth is I might actually like you more than you like Six Feet Under (and that’s saying a lot).
- I'd travel through the ‘Zone of Interest’ just to take you to the cinema, but only if you promise to rate our first date higher than Madame Web.
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Oncologist at INCA by day, professional movie critic by night. I’ve seen enough horror to know the real monster is a LATAM seat assignment. Veritas odium parit.– @Zalache
Your signature cocktail
The Clinical Cinephile’s Veritas
This drink captures Alex’s life as a clinical oncology resident at INCA, using a bold espresso base for someone who works “nas horas vagas” between films. The cachaça honors his Rio roots, while the Campari reflects his 'veritas odium parit' (truth begets hatred) philosophy and his stinging critiques of LATAM, like when they “rasgou várias etiquetas da minha bagagem”. His refined yet critical taste is evident in his 10/10 rating for Oppenheimer, represented by the strong, complex profile of the cocktail. Finally, the dark chocolate garnish is a nod to his love for the macabre and Six Feet Under, balancing his high-brow cinematic standards with a bittersweet clinical reality.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Alex exhibits the Ravenclaw hallmarks of intellectual curiosity and analytical assessment, evidenced by his consistent, methodical logging of cinema and his bio's Latin maxim, 'veritas odium parit' (truth bears hatred). His profile is a curated archive of critical reviews, showcasing a love for learning through media, such as when he rates the complex historical drama “Oppenheimer (2023) como 10/10”. Even in his professional life as a “residente de oncologia clínica no INCA”, he leans into the studious and precise nature of the house. His sharp wit and desire for efficiency are further revealed through his biting, observant critiques of airline logistics, such as “Funcionário da LATAM rasgou várias etiquetas da minha bagagem... segundo a empresa da mente dele não pode ter na bagagem”, reflecting a mind that values logic over arbitrary rules.
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Funeral - Phoebe Bridgers
As a clinical oncology resident at INCA, Alex is deeply immersed in themes of mortality, which aligns with his bio's stated obsession with the show Six Feet Under and his perfect 10/10 rating for the documentary “End Game (2018)”, which focuses on palliative care. His social media presence reflects a blend of profound seriousness and modern cynicism, often complaining about the frustrations of daily life, such as when he says, “Latam me enfiou na poltrona do meio e me largou lá pro Grupo 5. Gostaria de nunca mais ter que viajar com essa espelunca.”. The song's melancholic tone and lyrics about death and mundane sadness resonate with his Latin bio quote, veritas odium parit (truth begets hatred), and his professional reality. Ultimately, his high praise for emotionally heavy films like “Monster (2023)” suggests a person who finds beauty and meaning in the darker, more honest aspects of the human experience.
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