Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerability and mental state, like feeling stuck in life and wanting to disappear in “Será q é pedir demais simplesmente acordar um dia e ngm lembrar mais da minha existência? Tá mlc só quero um pouco de paz”.
- Deeply reflective: Thinks a lot about how media and life experiences shape them, as in the long reflection after finishing Cyberpunk in “Terminei cyberpunk, e agr eu entendi pq eu gostei tanto do jogo... pensando de novo sobre a vida”.
- Passionate gamer: Shows strong engagement with games and difficulty, e.g. complaining about nerfing challenge content in “Ah vsf beleza eles quererem parar cheaters mas o único semblante de dificuldade que existe nesse jogo vinha de quest modificada com 3 tempered” and ranking life-changing titles in “'Mudar tua vida'... Shadow of the colossus Cyberpunk2077 Armored Core For Answer Persona 3 FES”.
- Loyal fan: Expresses genuine appreciation to artists who helped them, like thanking Rodrigozin in “eu só queria agradecer o @RodrigoZinChato pelo quanto tu me ajudou ao longo do ano com tua música”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to describe own flaws and habits, for example calling themselves the devil for chaotic playlists in “João tava certo eu realmente sou o diabo kkkkkkkkkkkkk vtnc como q alg consegue ouvir playlist caótica sem surtar” and joking about being edgy in “NOME: eu sendo eboy edgy dnv... ICON: eu sendo eboy edgy fanboy do overhaul”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive habits: Acknowledges repeatedly harming their own health and body, as in “ao invés de aprender certas coisas eu simplesmente n consigo parar de FODER COMPLETAMENTE MEU ORGANISMO... toda semana morrendo por algum motivo diferente” and starting smoking in “Eu comecei a fumar e simplesmente parei de dar valor/peso pras coisas”.
- Harsh self-criticism: Speaks very negatively about themselves and their commitment, like questioning throwing away six months of college in “Vtnc eu to de novo preso no loop de ficar considerando jogar 6 meses da minha vida fora pq eu n tenho commitment suficiente pra me esforçar na faculdade” and saying they’re “pior q nunca” in “Se pa to pior q nunca, ta fd”.
- Escapist tendencies: Frequently uses games and media to cope with life issues, like immersing fully in Cyberpunk to forget everything in “O jeito que eu mergulhei no mundo e esqueci de todo o resto foi algo que há tempos eu n fazia”, and joking about replaying or grinding instead of facing real problems in multiple gaming rants.
- Academic inconsistency: Struggles with managing studies and choices, mentioning failing classes due to trying to do everything in “to até agr inconformado com tudo saindo do controle e eu reprovando em 3 matérias pq eu n soube deixar UMA ir pro caralho e queria fazer td”.
- Social withdrawal: Shows strong desire to isolate and discomfort with people, like wanting everyone to forget they exist in “só quero um pouco de paz” and struggling with leaving the house or interacting in “Quando eu preciso sair de casa e fazer qualquer coisa q precise de interagir com pessoas eu fico assim”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s mix of dark humor, impulsiveness, and gaming obsession aligns strongly with Bart Simpson. They show a chaotic, self-sabotaging streak and academic struggle, like when they say they’re stuck in a loop of maybe throwing away six months of college because they “don’t have commitment” “Vtnc eu to de novo preso no loop de ficar considerando jogar 6 meses da minha vida fora pq eu n tenho commitment suficiente pra me esforçar na faculdade” and complain about failing three subjects for trying to do everything at once “eu to até agr inconformado com tudo saindo do controle e eu reprovando em 3 matérias pq eu n soube deixar UMA ir pro caralho e queria fazer td”. Like Bart, they use irreverence and jokes to mask frustration and pain, as seen in their comment about wanting everyone to forget they exist “Será q é pedir demais simplesmente acordar um dia e ngm lembrar mais da minha existência?” and their bio, “Because you can't trust, and I can't be trusted.” They lean heavily into competitive gaming and tryhard energy—ranting about queues and players complaining about tryhards “Vei, tem q ser mt idiotas pra reclamar de player tryhard falando que estraga o jogo”—which matches Bart’s mischievous, combative nature. At the same time, their emotional posts about music, games like Cyberpunk 2077 and Elden Ring, and moving out helping their mental state “Morar sozinho e longe de td mundo fez mt bem pra minha cabeça” show a more introspective side beneath the troublemaker exterior, much like Bart’s rare but real moments of vulnerability.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean strongly introverted: they describe intense social discomfort and isolation, e.g. relating to a meme about hating to go out and interact with people “Quando eu preciso sair de casa e fazer qualquer coisa q precise de interagir com pessoas eu fico assim”, and even fantasize about disappearing from everyone’s memory for peace “Só quero um pouco de paz”. Their interests and tweets focus on games, anime, music, and internal reflection (Cyberpunk 2077, Elden Ring, Shadow of the Colossus), often diving into how these works affect their mindset rather than social status, e.g. “Terminei cyberpunk… O jeito que eu mergulhei no mundo e esqueci de todo o resto foi algo que há tempos eu n fazia”, which fits an introspective, inner-world focus. The N vs S split is closer, but they repeatedly analyze themes, character motivations, and life impact instead of just surface details, like their breakdown of a boss sacrificing everything in a game “aqui o bixo abdicou de TUDO pra tentar te matar… só aceita que ele não vai sobreviver depois msm se te matar” and their list of games that “changed their life” framed conceptually “'Mudar tua vida' é algo muito complexo de se exemplificar”, pointing to Intuition. They clearly favor Thinking over Feeling in how they argue: they rant about game balance and player behavior in a blunt, logical tone such as “Vei, tem q ser mt idiotas pra reclamar de player tryhard… ou você se dedica pra ser melhor q o cara ou vc aceita o segundo lugar” and defend certain tools as not truly cheating with a practical argument “N é cheat não… eu msm cheguei a usar pra ver dps e comparar build qnd tava no endgame”, even when emotionally frustrated. Their life seems chaotic, improvised and self-acknowledgedly unstructured, showing a Perceiving preference: they talk about repeatedly sabotaging their own health and routines “Eu simplesmente n consigo parar de FODER COMPLETAMENTE MEU ORGANISMO”, falling into loops of indecision about college commitment “preso no loop de ficar considerando jogar 6 meses da minha vida fora pq eu n tenho commitment suficiente”, and letting things spiral into failed classes because they tried to do everything at once “reprovando em 3 matérias pq eu n soube deixar UMA ir pro caralho e queria fazer td”. Combining this introspective, analytical, theory‑leaning mindset, blunt logic, and disorganized, go‑with‑the-flow lifestyle, INTP (Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Perceiving) best fits their overall pattern.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Elden Ring didn’t exactly ‘change your life’, but Shadow of the Colossus, Cyberpunk 2077, AC4A and P3 FES did… so if we play any of those together, does that technically count as us having a life-changing co‑op run?
- You complain about falling into broken queues with Diamonds in LoL and getting flamed while going 16/18… if you queue up with me, I promise the only thing I’ll flame is how criminal it is that someone with your mechanics still feels this alone in soloq and in life.
- You once said you started smoking and stopped giving weight to things; I don’t wanna be dramatic, but if you ever quit, I volunteer to be the new unhealthy coping mechanism you can’t stop putting all your emotional weight on.
- You relate to Fate, Horimiya, Noragami, Re:Zero and still rock that edgy ‘Because you can’t trust, and I can’t be trusted’ energy—so how about we make a deal: you be the mentally ill anime protagonist and I’ll be the side character who somehow survives every arc just to keep you company.
- You joked about wanting a ‘surtadinha de cabelo colorido’ to destroy your psychological stability; I don’t have dyed hair, but I can absolutely provide the same level of emotional chaos at a fraction of the salon cost—interested in a free trial?
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Your new Twitter bio
Game dev student powered by nicotine, Starset, and cursed queues. Once passed college exams thanks to Minecraft machine mods.– @Zanarok3000
Your signature cocktail
Loop de Dopamina Fumante
The smoky mezcal is for starting to smoke and suddenly caring less about everything, echoing “Eu comecei a fumar e simplesmente parei de dar valor/peso pras coisas 👍”. Cold brew coffee concentrate brings the wired, sleepless gamer grind of endless queues and rage, like “todo dia isso bixo eu não aguento mais” and the Overwatch/LoL despair. Grapefruit juice adds a sharp bitterness with a bright edge, mirroring the mix of cynicism and sudden awe in posts like “É engraçado o quão desgraçada é a vida né vei…” and the emotional deep dives into games such as “Terminei cyberpunk, e agr eu entendi pq eu gostei tanto do jogo.”. The spiced simple syrup (cinnamon & chili) represents the chaotic, intense energy and dark humor in rants like “Mano como sequer é possível tudo dar tão errado em uma sequência tão absurda vei” and the way he threatens friends playfully in “vou salvar 🔪 como barra de vida do @ramalhOpy”. Finally, the activated charcoal salt rim nods to the edgy, self-deprecating persona of “eu sendo eboy edgy dnv” and the wish to disappear in “Só quero um pouco de paz”, turning all that darkness into a stylish aesthetic finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their core attitude is intensely cynical and self-protective, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s self-preservation and hard-edged realism. The bio itself, “Because you can't trust, and I can't be trusted,” already signals a Slytherin-style guardedness and willingness to admit to moral ambiguity. They openly embrace being seen as "the devil" when talking about chaotic playlists, joking that it proves how unhinged they are: “João tava certo eu realmente sou o diabo kkkkkkkkkkkkk vtnc como q alg consegue ouvir playlist caótica sem surtar junto vei n faz sentido nenhum”. In competitive contexts, they show a ruthless, results-oriented mindset, dismissing complaints about tryhards with: “Vei, tem q ser mt idiotas pra reclamar de player tryhard falando que estraga o jogo. Tipo, ou você se dedica pra ser melhor q o cara ou vc aceita o segundo lugar.”. They also display opportunism and a desire to keep advantages secret in games, as when they beg people not to reveal a lucrative in-game spot: “Por favor que essas caras NUNCA DESCUBRAM QUE TEM MAIS COBRE EM RADAR E LÁ TEM COISA MAIS CARA PRA VENDER PFV MANTEM EM SEGREDO NGM PODE DESCOBRIR ISSO”. Taken together—their self-described untrustworthiness, comfort with being seen as "diabolical," competitive ruthlessness, and protective secrecy about advantages—fit Slytherin’s ambition and cunning far more than the other houses.
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Your song
My Demons - Starset
A fitting song for them is “My Demons” by Starset, a band they clearly love, as shown by repeatedly adding Starset tracks to their YouTube playlists, including “My Demons (OFFICIAL)”. The song’s themes of inner turmoil and feeling broken inside match their own posts about everything going wrong and feeling stuck, like “Mano como sequer é possível tudo dar tão errado em uma sequência tão absurda vei, to a 2 meses me fudendo já…”. Lyrics about wanting help but struggling with self-worth resonate with tweets such as “Será q é pedir demais simplesmente acordar um dia e ngm lembrar mais da minha existência? Tá mlc só quero um pouco de paz”. Their bio, “Because you can't trust, and I can't be trusted.”, also aligns with the song’s focus on distrust, self-sabotage, and emotional walls. Finally, their long-term attachment to Starset across years of tweets suggests that My Demons isn’t just thematically appropriate, but also authentically part of their musical identity.
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