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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, mischievous, emotional, but ultimately very affectionate toward the people and things they love. Their unfiltered, sometimes crude way of talking and joking, like “Who tf sh on face buddy you got wrists arms thighs uh chest ass everywhere u can sh but why face it's so ugly and bro you'd look goofy while cutting ur face”, strongly echoes Bart’s irreverent, boundary‑pushing humor. They show a tendency to complain dramatically about school- and life-like annoyances (“Back hurts neck hurts wrists hurt eyes hurt ouch”, “I hate braces i hate braces”), which fits Bart’s constant griping about authority and discomfort. At the same time, they have big goofy enthusiasm and obsessive fixations—especially on fandom and games—like “I WANT DOTTOCHI PORN SO BAD I WANT DOTTOCHI DOTTOCHI 1 2 3 I WANT DOTTOCHI” and “Why is vbucks hard to earn IM MOT GONNA SPEND MY EMPLOYED MONEY ON U FORTNITE”, which matches Bart’s intense but scattershot passions. Their softer side peeks through when they express love for friends and comfort media, as in “I fucking love bananenbrot I don't deserve you nro” and “I cry whenever SpongeBob cries I love SpongeBob”, reflecting Bart’s hidden sentimentality under all the chaos.

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They lean Extraverted: they constantly share personal photos and commentary, openly complain and joke about life, and actively interact with fandom and friends, e.g. thirsting and screaming in all caps in tweets like “I WANT DOTTOCHI PORN SO BAD I WANT DOTTOCHI DOTTOCHI 1 2 3 I WANT DOTTOCHI” and posting selfies like “Ladies be always chasing me...😉😉”. They’re clearly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they elaborate imaginative headcanons and idealized visions of characters such as “Childe is a porcelain doll for me, untouched and looking like an angel...” and create complex scenarios like “I wanna draw dottore smoking and rubbing the burning thing on childe's lips while hes crying silently in pain but enjoying it at the same time”. Their decision-making is strongly Feeling-oriented: they lead with intense emotional reactions and personal values, whether it’s political identity in “It's hard to be a Dottore fan and a palestinian when everyone calls him an Israeli💔” or affection for friends and comfort media in “I fucking love bananenbrot I don't deserve you nro” and “I cry whenever SpongeBob cries I love SpongeBob”. They come across as highly Perceiving: impulsive, chaotic, and unstructured, constantly jumping between topics (Fortnite, anime, art, politics, body goals) with tweets like “I'm gonna achieve Tartaglia's body im tired of being a twink” and “I've been drawing on ibis pain for 6 years yet I still don't know how to use it...😓”, which show spontaneity and lack of rigid planning. Taken together—the expressive oversharing, imaginative fandom focus, heavy emotional tone, and scattered, go-with-the-flow lifestyle—ENFP is the best fit.

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Palestinian artist + Genshin enjoyer. Dottore & Childe brainrot, Fortnite broke. Once took an iron pill on an empty stomach—never again.– @zanetaruism

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The spiced rum shot captures their chaotic, unfiltered energy and horny brainrot, like “I WANT DOTTOCHI PORN SO BAD I WANT DOTTOCHI DOTTOCHI 1 2 3 I WANT DOTTOCHI” and “I can't stop jorking it it's actually us”. Blue curaçao represents their Childe/Tartaglia obsession and hydro aesthetics, from “Highschool Childe” to “Lolita hydro Childe if u care”. The pomegranate lemonade is sweet but a little sour, matching their vulnerable side as a Palestinian Dottore fan dealing with mislabeling and hurt in “It's hard to be a Dottore fan and a palestinian when everyone calls him an Israeli💔”. A dash of chili bitters stands for their sharp, opinionated tweets like “Sandbina is so ass god arlebina is better you newgen fans” and “Twitter people keep your scars and ed to urself im just trying to find porn tf”. Finally, the cotton candy foam on top reflects their soft, cutesy, slightly dramatic vibe—loving lasagna and SpongeBob in “I love lasagna it's so underrated...” and “I cry whenever SpongeBob cries I love SpongeBob”—while still wanting to evolve from twink to Tartaglia body builder in “I'm gonna achieve Tartaglia's body im tired of being a twink”.

Your Hogwarts House
Zane shows a strongly Slytherin mix of self‑assertion, sharpness, and unapologetic desire. Their bio already sets a confrontational, meme-y tone, and they openly stake an identity as "DOTTOCHI BIGGEST FAN," then double down on it even when it’s controversial, as in “It's hard to be a Dottore fan and a palestinian when everyone calls him an Israeli💔”, which shows stubborn commitment to their preferences despite social pressure. They express blunt, cutting opinions without softening them, e.g. “Sandbina is so ass god arlebina is better you newgen fans” and “Twitter people keep your scars and ed to urself im just trying to find porn tf”, reflecting Slytherin-style candor and disregard for others’ judgment. Their fixation on getting what they want (and wanting it intensely) also fits: “I need someone to gift me the Kyle skin in Fortnite...” and “I WANT DOTTOCHI PORN SO BAD I WANT DOTTOCHI DOTTOCHI 1 2 3 I WANT DOTTOCHI” both show a single-minded, almost ruthless desire. Even when venting about their body and looks, like “I'm gonna achieve Tartaglia's body im tired of being a twink”, the focus is on transformation and improvement, which aligns more with Slytherin ambition than Gryffindor dramatics or Hufflepuff comfort.

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A song that best suits them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it captures loud, emotional, slightly chaotic teenage angst with a sense of humor. They constantly bounce between self‑deprecating body and health complaints like “Back hurts neck hurts wrists hurt eyes hurt ouch”, “MY EARS GOT INFECTED AGAIN”, and “I hate braces i hate braces”, which fits the song’s "they could care less" frustration. Their dramatic, slightly unhinged humor in posts like “I wanna skin my face and let the skin regrow by itself I hate acne” and “I keep holding my piss I can't feel it anymore” echoes the over-the-top emotional intensity of the song. At the same time, their love of edgy fandoms and emo aesthetics—such as watching Evangelion while drawing and tweeting “Zane smoking weed while watching evangelion” and their fixation on dramatic ships like “I WANT DOTTOCHI PORN SO BAD I WANT DOTTOCHI”—matches the rebellious, subcultural energy of MCR. Even their mix of vulnerability and bravado in lines like “I'm gonna achieve Tartaglia's body im tired of being a twink” feels like it could come straight out of a messy, cathartic teen anthem.

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