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Barney Gumble is an overweight, chronically depressed alcoholic who often expresses hopelessness and self‑destructive thoughts, mirroring the user’s frequent references to body‑image issues and suicidal ideation. The tweet 'oh my god i’m so fucking fat it’s over for me' and 'please don’t mind how fat i am' echo Barney’s struggles with weight and low self‑esteem. The user’s repeated mentions of self‑harm, such as 'MY BLADE IS SO FUCKING DULL IM GONNA KILL MYSELF' and 'if i kill myself i won’t have to worry about this', align with Barney’s portrayal as a character who frequently contemplates ending his misery. Their constant plea for attention and community, like the promotional 'are YOU looking to join a shedtwt server?' mirrors Barney’s reliance on the bar as a social refuge. Overall, the combination of depression, self‑harm, obesity, and longing for acceptance best fits Barney Gumble.

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The user’s introverted focus on inner feelings and personal distress is evident in tweets like 'i need to kill myslef liek actiuakiy its so over for me qnd j reallyvwishd i didjt look like this i ahtee myselr so much'. They attend to concrete, sensory details, as seen in 'my razor bumps so bad' and 'my legs hurt so bad', reflecting a Sensing preference. Their decision‑making is driven by emotion and personal values, demonstrated by 'i just want someone to care and actually try to help me' and 'please don’t mind how fat i am'. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style, with repeated impulsive promotions like 'are YOU looking to join a shedtwt server? well, lucky you!' and random statements such as 'i might jus have to do a b/p cuz im too hungry', shows a Perceiving orientation.

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Storyteller & gamer navigating life's ups & downs. Former fried‑rice‑craving midnight snack champion. Here for honest chats & community vibes.– @zaneyqqz

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This neon cocktail captures zaneyqqz's chaotic mix of love, pain, and yearning for community. The sweet strawberry syrup mirrors the tender confession "i love my boyfriend so much oh my god he's so sweet and caring" while the sharp blood‑orange and black walnut bitters echo the raw self‑destructive urges in "i need to kill myself like actually it's so over for me". The swirl of edible spaghetti noodles nods to the recurring "spaghetti" tweets. A splash of vodka keeps the drink moving, just like the endless promotion of the shedtwt Discord in "are YOU looking to join a shedtwt server? well, lucky you! we have one!". The garnish of a tiny candied razor blade hints at the cutting references like "my blade is so dull I'm gonna kill myself".

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The user repeatedly advertises their own Discord community, seeking influence and control, as seen in the tweet "are YOU looking to join a shedtwt server? ... like + rt pls!! #promotwt" which appears multiple times. They also use aggressive intimidation, for example "i’ll fucking ruin your life i’ll make sure you never forget me bitch". Their hostile remarks, such as "HITLER WASNT FUCKING GERMAN YOURE ALL RETARDS", show a lack of concern for others' feelings, reflecting Slytherin's self‑interest. Although they occasionally express vulnerability, the dominant pattern is a drive for personal agenda and dominance. This combination of ambition, resourcefulness, and disregard for empathy aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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The user repeatedly expresses deep self‑despair, suicidal thoughts and self‑harm, such as 'my blade is so dull I’m GONNA KILL MYSELF' and 'if i kill myself i won’t have to worry about this.' The lyrics of 'Hurt' echo that pain: 'I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel' and 'What have I become?' matching their feelings of being a 'dead (boy) walking' and 'i’m a dead (boy) walking.' The song also captures the yearning for love and connection despite the darkness, reflected in the tweet 'i love my boyfriend so much' and the line 'I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done.' The melancholic tone and confession of regret in 'Hurt' aligns with the user’s constant pleas for someone to care: 'i just want someone to care and actually try to help me.' Overall the combination of self‑harm, loneliness, and a fragile love makes 'Hurt' a fitting anthem for this profile.

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