Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, like feeling “100% a divorced dad” after a Shopee cart of random items “depois de 5 horas fuxicando na shoppee…”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward friends and family, e.g., greeting friends who are stalking her profile “oii helena e isabelly sei que voces tao me stalkeando” and cherishing a compliment about her hair on a bad day “mas uma menina no onibus me parou pra falar que meu cabelo eh bonito”.
- Socially-aware: Comments critically on politics and society, like US politics resembling The Handmaid’s Tale “os EUA realmente tao encaminhados pra virar a sociedade do conto da aia” and mocking reactionary families organizing “criminal” protests “pensa numa família que gosta de organizar manifestação criminosa”.
- Creative: Draws, embroiders, and plays with visual art, like finishing a sketchbook and moving on out of boredom “finalmente acabei c esse sketchbook”, wanting to embroider a cap “obcecada com a ideia de bordar em um boné”, and making art “in Paint” “fiz no paint”.
- Candid: Shares personal struggles and quirks openly, like hating chemistry and relying on a “psychopath” teacher to study “completamente desesperada… minha uníca salvação é esse maluco psicopata do cabral” and admitting she loves telling little lies about herself “adoro dizer mentirinhas… nao eu nao vou desmentir nenhuma delas”.
Weaknesses:
- Profanity-prone: Frequent strong language and insults, e.g., cursing Elon Musk “vsf elon musk velho caduco” and attacking Pythagoras over trigonometry “pau no cu do pitagoras aquele viado”.
- Drama-intensifying: Amplifies frustrations in extreme terms, like saying she’ll commit suicide because a horse died in Red Dead “meu cavalo favorito no red dead morreu acho que vou cometer suicidio” or declaring a day “só merda atras de merda” before one compliment redeems it “hoje tudo deu errado… mas uma menina no onibus…”.
- Confrontational: Often frames opinions by attacking others, like calling people idiots for their views “meu deus mas esse povo se esforça pra ser idiota mesmo ne pqp” and saying she hates teen drama “ODEIO drama adolescente”.
- Dishonest-playful: Admits to fabricating stories about herself for fun, like claiming her rings are inherited from a dead grandmother and that she was “from the countryside” “adoro dizer mentirinhas… nao eu nao vou desmentir nenhuma delas”.
- Easily-overwhelmed: Frequently expresses being stressed or unable to cope, like not understanding any chemistry before an exam “nao entendendo absolutamente NADA sobre o conteúdo da prova de química” and saying she can’t stand studying anymore after half a page of notes “meu deus nao aguento mais estudar (anotei meia pagina”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is clearly smart, observant, and politically aware while still being very online and chaotic. They care about social issues and politics, like when they say “pqp os EUA realmente tao encaminhados pra virar a sociedade do conto da aia isso eh bizarro demais nao eh possivel” and mock reactionary families in “pensa numa família que gosta de organizar manifestação criminosa pra no final só se foder mais ainda”, which mirrors Lisa’s activist streak. The mix of nerdy effort and academic stress in “vsf eu estou completamente desesperada, nao entendendo absolutamente NADA sobre o conteúdo da prova de química de AMANHÔ feels very Lisa facing a big test. At the same time, they’re self-aware and a bit dramatic about art, media, and music – for example “vou baixar o letterboxd de novo pra voltar a ser um pouco mais esquisita” and “album novo da Kali Uchis nunca fui triste !!!” – which matches Lisa’s artsy, obsessive side. The dry, sometimes dark humor in lines like “todo mundo fala quw eu sou muito calma... mal sabem eles que eu so tenho deficiencia hormonal e metabolismo lento” also echoes Lisa’s mix of introspection and sarcasm rather than Bart’s pure chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): there’s very little about big social scenes, and more about private observations, frustrations, and niche interests like Garfield, drawing, and games, often expressed in a self-contained, diary-like tone, e.g. “vou baixar o letterboxd de novo pra voltar a ser um pouco mais esquisita” and “meu passatempo favorito e olhar o celular das pessoas no onibus..”. They seem more iNtuitive (N) than Sensing, since they quickly generalize and look for underlying patterns or ideas rather than just surface facts, as in “eu acho lindo!! se voce olhar (nao tanto) mais a fundo vai entender porque isso acontece e vai ficar uau... matematica... tudo se encaixa” and political/cultural reflections like “os EUA realmente tao encaminhados pra virar a sociedade do conto da aia”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F): priorities revolve around values, empathy and emotional tone, e.g. “uma menina no onibus me parou pra falar que meu cabelo eh bonito entao foi um ótimo dia ❤️” and the way they cherish family wokeness in “eh muito bom ter familia woke”. They show a flexible, spur-of-the-moment Perceiving (P) style, joking about lack of study structure and impulsive shopping, as in “depois de 5 horas fuxicando na shoppee se encontram no meu carrinho... me sentindo 100% um pai divorciado” and “meu deus nao aguento mais estudar (anotei meia pagina do conteudo da prova”. The strong inner world, moral commentary, whimsical humor, and emotionally charged reactions to art and media (Garfield, music, films) fit the profile of an INFP more than other types.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, professional Garfield enjoyer, if going to watch the Garfield movie made it ‘the best day of your life’, how about we top that with lasagna, your ugly Garfield plush, and Red Dead on the couch while you explain why your favorite horse deserved better?
- You said you get called ‘sapatão’ every day and your record is 0 days… if you ever want to break that record, I volunteer as tribute to take you on a date so undeniable that nobody will even have time to label you.
- You spend 5 hours on Shopee buying pine wood, a DVD rack, a Ratos de Porão shirt and a mini gol quadrado, and still think you’re not functional in society; honestly, that’s exactly the energy I want helping me pick out sketchbooks and weird Garfield merch.
- You finished a sketchbook after using only 2/3 of the pages because you ‘got tired of it’, you draw ‘homens gostosos’, and you’re obsessed with embroidering a cap… I don’t want to rush things, but I feel like I was born to be your next unfinished art project.
- You hate trig, fall asleep to prog rock, get saved by random bus compliments, and still survive SENAI drama and chemistry panic with Cabral videos—statistically speaking, the only logical next step in this equation is you going out with me and calling it your ‘plot twist of the semester’.
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Art student, SENAI survivor & part-time Garfield archivist. Once studied 5 hours, bought a mini Gol instead of books. Opinions on everything.– @zanii_02
Your signature cocktail
Garfield Woke Espresso Fizz
This drink starts with a jolt of espresso, because they’re always studying, ranting or surviving SENAI like in “vsf eu estou completamente desesperada, nao entendendo absolutamente NADA sobre o conteúdo da prova de química” and “aula de matematica rendeu”. The blood orange soda adds a chaotic, bubbly sweetness with a slightly bitter edge, matching tweets like “POR QUE sou sempre eu enfiada no meio dessas situaçoes” and the constant drama commentary in “ODEIO drama adolescente”. Cachaça grounds it in Brazilian energy and a bit of rebellion, fitting their politics and media takes like “pensa numa família que gosta de organizar manifestação criminosa pra no final só se foder mais ainda” and “🖕🖕🖕🖕vsf elon musk velho caduco”. A peanut-free salted caramel syrup nods to their intense amendoim hatred in “meudeus odeio amendoim so o cheiro ja me da enjoo”, keeping it sweet and salty but absolutely nutless. Finally, the foamed milk with cocoa dust is the lazy, cozy Garfield layer, celebrating their inner cat and garfield-core tweets like “EU GANHEI UM GARFIRLD FEIO DE ANIVERSÁRIO NUNCA FUI TRISTE” and “vou ver o filme do garfield no cinema acho que hoje e o melhor dia da minha vida inteira”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a strong mix of curiosity, humor, and intellectual engagement that points toward Ravenclaw. Their delight in understanding how things work comes through in tweets like “eu acho lindo!! se voce olhar (nao tanto) mais a fundo vai entender porque isso acontece e vai ficar uau... matematica... tudo se encaixa”, which reveals genuine enjoyment of deeper reasoning. They also frame studying as painful but still central to their life, e.g. “vsf eu estou completamente desesperada, nao entendendo absolutamente NADA sobre o conteúdo da prova de química de AMANHÃ e minha uníca salvação é esse maluco psicopata do cabral” and “meu deus nao aguento mais estudar (anotei meia pagina do conteudo da prova”, suggesting an academically focused environment even when they complain. Creative hobbies like embroidery and art also stand out in “obcecada com a ideia de bordar em um boné”, “finalmente acabei c esse sketchbook (usei 2/3 das folhas e ja vou pro proximo pq cansei dele)”, and “fiz no paint”. Even their entertainment tastes lean thoughtful and slightly niche, as seen in “vou baixar o letterboxd de novo pra voltar a ser um pouco mais esquisita” and “pensando ate agora no show do oswaldo montenegro”, which fit Ravenclaw’s offbeat, artsy side more than the other houses. While they’re kind (for instance valuing a stranger’s compliment in “mas uma menina no onibus me parou pra falar que meu cabelo eh bonito entao foi um ótimo dia ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”), the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, wit, and creative nerdiness, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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brutus - Luísa Sonza
A chaotic, witty Brazilian teen who jokes about drama and identity fits the messy self-aware energy of “brutus”. They balance humor and despair, like when they say “todo mundo fala quw eu sou muito calma... mal sabem eles que eu so tenho deficiencia hormonal e metabolismo lento” and “hoje tudo deu errado foi só merda atras de merda me estressei pra caralho mas uma menina no onibus me parou pra falar que meu cabelo eh bonito entao foi um ótimo dia ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️”, which mirrors the song’s swing between breakdown and confidence. They’re openly queer-coded and ironic about it, like in “estou ha 0 dias sem ser chamada de sapatao o meu recorde é de 0 dias”, matching Luísa’s themes of sexuality, stigma and self-ownership. Their love of being a bit “esquisita” (“vou baixar o letterboxd de novo pra voltar a ser um pouco mais esquisita”) and their flair for melodrama (“meu cavalo favorito no red dead morreu acho que vou cometer suicidio”) fit the song’s hyperbolic, memeable sadness. Like “brutus”, their timeline is a mix of political awareness (“pqp os EUA realmente tao encaminhados pra virar a sociedade do conto da aia”), personal chaos, and dark humor, turning every bad day into a theatrical narrative.
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