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Your Simpsons character
Scaley matches Bart Simpson's rebellious, chaotic energy and penchant for crude, shock-value humor, often tweeting things like “BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS IN MY ASS”. Much like Bart's constant antagonism toward Principal Skinner, Scaley expresses a deep, hyperbolic hatred for authority figures, claiming “all my teachers who have failed me will inevitably burn in the deepest pits of hell”. They share a flair for the dramatic and a short fuse when things go wrong, such as when they “almost smashed my laptop to pieces” over poor Wi-Fi. Despite this edgy exterior, they are deeply creative and protective of their own original characters, mirroring Bart's occasional flashes of artistic passion and sincerity beneath his troublemaking persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
Scaley leans Introverted, often focusing on solitary creative pursuits like drawing and expressing discomfort with social interaction, as seen when asking “how do i be funny and talk to people”. Their Intuitive nature is evident in their focus on original character lore and world-building, such as when they describe a character as “nothing but a shadow, it seems”. They are a Feeling type who prioritizes personal values and emotional expression, notably sharing how they “could never change my discord status man this is way too awesome” and dating based on identity growth. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, chaotic posting style and a struggle with structured tasks, admitting that “doomscrolling on twitter is more fun than doing work”.

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18. Digital illustrator & character designer specializing in the chaotic life of Squawky and Squeaky. Ask me about the time I spent 3 hours trying to draw grass.– @ZanyScales

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, high-energy drink captures Scaley’s chaotic artist energy, starting with a base of blue curacao to honor the “fish that draws sometimes”. It features a violent kick of chili vodka reflecting their intense feelings toward education, specifically how “all my teachers who have failed me will inevitably burn”. The orange bitters pay homage to their partner, while the Pop Rocks rim mimics the frustration of when the “wifi decided to tweak tf out”. Finally, it's served with a single cherry to represent their latest OC creation, because as they put it, “I just gave birth. what do i name this fucker”.

Your Hogwarts House
Scaley demonstrates classic Slytherin self-preservation and a sharp, unfiltered wit, frequently using shock humor to assert their presence. They show a clear focus on their own creative domain and legacy, as seen when they state “i love squeaky and i enjoy their presence and i want them to live”, while simultaneously displaying a ruthless, exclusionary edge toward outsiders with tweets like “pro/darkshippers DNI” and “KILL YOUR LOCAL MOUSE”. Their resourcefulness is evident in how they manage their creative process despite frustration, noting “i was so close to giving up on this but then i fixed something and. holy shit what”. This combination of intense loyalty to their own OCs, ambition to create, and a protective, often aggressive stance against those who annoy them perfectly aligns with the house of ambition and resourcefulness.

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Scaley’s online presence is a chaotic blend of artistic vulnerability and aggressive, internet-edgy humor that reflects a high-energy, often contradictory personality. They oscillate between genuine creative frustration, like when they post “how does one paint digitally withour wanting to chop their own penis off”, and sudden outbursts of dark, absurdist comedy such as “beat up a teacher today and tomorrow”. The juxtaposition of their self-described identity as a “fish that draws sometimes” with their intense hatred for mundane obstacles like school or technology—seen when they claim “all my teachers who have failed me will inevitably burn in the deepest pits of hell”—creates a profile of someone deeply immersed in niche internet subcultures. This mix of character design, such as their work on “Squeaky”, and their filterless social commentary makes them a quintessentially modern, erratic digital artist.

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