Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and long-term investment in Bowser/Bowser Jr. and Mario content, like detailed thoughts on Junior’s design in “my thoughts and opinions on #BowserJr for the #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie ...........”.
- Creative artist: Regularly shares original art and designs, such as “my junior design!!” and multiple Bowser Jr. redesign posts.
- Protective advocate: Defends characters and concepts they care about and pushes back on unfair takes, like “forever a defender of vanillite line and klefki” and calling out harassment in “they tried to silence them but they right.”.
- Self-aware humorist: Uses self-referential humor about their own habits and feelings, e.g. joking about social anxiety in “when you wanna be closer with moot but that involves vomits everywhere TALKING TO PEOPLE!!!”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong emotions—joy, anger, affection, fear—such as intense excitement in “GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT OTM EIG VBIROE TIGVIE GIVE GIVE GIVE”, making their personality vivid and relatable.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive or vulgar phrasing that can come off as hostile, like “LOOK AT THIS FAT FUCK” and “WHY. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. COMPLAINIIIIING.”.
- Online rumination: Tends to dwell on social media metrics and perception, as seen in “does my art stink or does the algorithm… hate me” and the hypothetical meltdown over being ratioed in “i think i would genuinely delete every social media i own…”.
- Conflict sensitivity: Expresses strong discomfort with conflict while being immersed in online discourse, e.g. “realising i actually despise conflict so much its always so scary to me even when it has NOTHING to do with me”.
- Intrusive self-loathing: Shares intense negative self-thoughts and suicidal ideation, like “my brain randomly at night: 'you're a bad person you should keys'” and “i might just like spend new years eve deciding whether or not i wanna keep going.”.
- Hyperfixation stress: Strong media hyperfixations sometimes turn into frustration or distress, such as repeated agitation over Bowser Jr. visibility and design in tweets like “still no sighting of junior.. i wanna see his model in the game so bad!!!” and “I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH but change the eyes please”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, creative, and often frustrated that others don’t seem to care as much as they do. Like Lisa, they’re intensely fixated on their interests (Bowser, Bowser Jr., Mario, animation) and analyze them in detail, such as wondering if the Bowser Jr. clown car is “another sign that this is a more 'older' characterisation” in “i wonder if they're using the bowser clown car design...”. They have a strong moral streak and aren’t afraid of blunt, sometimes harsh takes, e.g. “saying it here i think minor's rapists deaths should always be celebrated.” and criticism of AI art in “'ai art is less restrictive than normal art' your ai art couldnt even full the prompt...”. At the same time, they show emotional vulnerability and exhaustion with “it’ll get better” platitudes in “man you really can only be told 'things'll improve eventually'... really gets harder to go on by the day.”, very in line with Lisa’s recurring melancholy and sense of being overwhelmed. Their creative drive and desire for their art to be seen, as in “does my art stink or does the algorithm... hate me”, also mirrors Lisa’s constant struggle to have her talents and viewpoints recognized.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extravert: they talk about struggling to interact with others and fearing reaching out to mutuals, e.g. “when you wanna be closer with moot but that involves vomits everywhere TALKING TO PEOPLE!!! if i talk to oomf then oomf will fucking explode and die its real my brain told me that”, and mention stress relief through solitary activities like “doing house stuff is good stress relief”. They read as iNtuitive rather than Sensing, often speculating and overanalyzing character design and narrative implications instead of just concrete details, like “i wonder if they're using the bowser clown car design as another sign that this is a more 'older' characterisation on junior (even though i still stand by they should have redesigned him more to portray that)”. Their values-first, emotionally charged takes point to Feeling over Thinking: they focus on morality, protection of minors, and emotional hurt, e.g. “saying it here i think minor's rapists deaths should always be celebrated. they're disgusting people who deserve no remorse and the world is a thousand times better without them.” and vent tweets like “man you really can only be told 'things'll improve eventually'... really gets harder to go on by the day.”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is impulsive, mood-driven, and often about fluctuating ideas and feelings rather than structured plans, with posts like “i had like 20 art ideas earlier but i have like NONE what the fart” and spontaneous creative bursts such as “writing is fun i should do that more often i think anyways my hand hurts sleep time”. Putting this together, an INFP profile fits best: an introverted, imaginative, values-driven fan who expresses intense emotions, moral convictions, and creative enthusiasm in a spontaneous, less structured way.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep begging Nintendo for more Bowser and Junior scenes, but have you considered the real peak dynamic: you, me, and a comfy couch rewatching Limited Life while you infodump about your junior redesigns?
- You said Bowser was your ‘fat lover awakening’—do I need to roll up like a beanie-baby koopa king or can I just be the guy who brings you woke Miis and listens to your vent threads without telling you ‘it’ll get better eventually’?
- You joked that Mario Starship x Comet Observatory is on top of your ship list, but I think the real S-tier pairing is my admiration x your ‘bowser’s enbywife, starlow’s #1 defender’ energy—peak canon, no remaster needed.
- Every time you tweet ‘NEVER KILL YOURSELF’ about the Mario Galaxy movie, it lowkey feels like a crit hit to my heart—if you ever need someone to spam that back at your brain on bad nights, I’d happily be your personal anti-intrusive-thought NPC.
- You fixed movie Junior’s eyes, bullied Roblox, defended Vanillite and Klefki, and still find time to redraw your pfp every other week—be honest, are you a new power-up? Because dating you sounds like a straight stat buff to my entire life.
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She/they | Bowser & Jr scholar, Koopa enthusiast, occasional artist & writer. Once rewound a trailer 20+ times just to analyze Junior’s eyes.– @Zaqachu
Your signature cocktail
Bowser’s Enbywife Nitro Fizz
This cocktail is built on spiced dark rum for their loud, chaotic, Bowser-obsessed core, the same energy as “bowser gonna be shitting on luigi the same way he does mario once he hears how he handled junior 😭😭” and “bowser was my fat lover awakening”. Blood orange soda adds a bright, dramatic sweetness with a bite, mirroring their hyperfixations and all-caps outbursts like “GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT OTM EIG VBIROE TIGVIE GIVE GIVE GIVE” and “GO OFF JUNIOR ROCK THEIR SHIT”. Matcha syrup brings an earthy, introspective undercurrent that nods to their vents and intrusive thoughts in posts like “man you really can only be told 'things'll improve eventually' ... really gets harder to go on by the day.” and “my brain randomly at night: 'you're a bad person you should keys'”. A dusting of edible gold shimmer represents their creative, sparkly art side—constantly posting designs and begging people to notice, like “oooo recognize my aaaart oooooo look at it oooo please im desperate oooooo” and “it occurs to me i never posted these designs of my junior i made!!!”. Finally, the chili-lime salt rim captures their sharp, defensive bite when they’re calling out nonsense—seen in “'ai art is less restrictive than normal art' your ai art couldnt even full the prompt to break this pencil correctly how dense do you have to be.” and “why is it a direct' WHY. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. COMPLAINIIIIING.”—while still keeping the drink fun, weird, and unmistakably them.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a pattern of fiery conviction and willingness to loudly defend what they think is right, even when it’s confrontational. For example, they rail against people minimizing serious issues and call out harmful behavior directly in tweets like “saying it here i think minor's rapists deaths should always be celebrated. they're disgusting people who deserve no remorse and the world is a thousand times better without them.” and “HOW MANY TIMES. THIS IS LIKE THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME!!!! GET A LIFE OUTSIDE OF SHIPPING TEENAGERS OH MY GOD!!!!!”, which reflects Gryffindor-style moral boldness and outrage. They also show a tendency toward emotional, impulsive reactions—like “WHY. THE FUCK. ARE YOU. COMPLAINIIIIING.” and “GIVE IT TO ME GIVE IT OTM EIG VBIROE TIGVIE GIVE GIVE GIVE”—that fits the passionate, sometimes hot-headed Gryffindor archetype more than the calculated Slytherin or steady Hufflepuff. Even when vulnerable, they frame survival in dramatic, imperative terms, e.g. “NEVER KILL YOURSELF NEVER KILL YOURSELF NEVER KILL YOURSELF NEVE”, which feels like the classic Gryffindor "rallying cry." While they clearly have creativity and fandom passion that could nod toward Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff, the dominant traits are courage in voicing strong stances, emotional intensity, and a protective instinct toward others, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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I’m Just Ken - Ryan Gosling
A well-known song that fits @Zaqachu best is “I’m Just Ken” because of its dramatic, emotional yet tongue‑in‑cheek energy and obsession with one guy. Their timeline is full of over-the-top devotion to Bowser, like “my interest in the life series hasnt died i swear” and especially “im all about MEN. specifically THIS MAN”, which mirrors Ken’s single-minded fixation on Barbie. The song’s mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine yearning matches posts such as “when you wanna be closer with moot but that involves vomits everywhere TALKING TO PEOPLE!!!” and their constant, dramatic pleas for more Bowser Jr content like “i NEED bowser and junior scenes nintendo. I NEED THEM. PLEASE GIVE ME ONE SOON!!!”. At the same time, their venting and intrusive-thought posts, like “you can only be told ‘things'll improve eventually’... really gets harder to go on by the day”, fit the song’s underlying insecurity and desire to be seen. Overall, the campy dramatics, fixation on one beloved man, and vulnerable undercurrent in “I’m Just Ken” align closely with both their humor and their more serious posts.
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