
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa Simpson, this user is a student struggling with high self-expectations and an intense internal pressure to be perfect, as seen in the tweet “How do i balance school and ed😔”. They share Lisa's melancholic and self-critical nature, often feeling inadequate or trapped by their own standards, lamenting “I need to get sicker it’s not funny anymore”. While Lisa often battles feelings of being an outcast, this user mirrors that existential sadness by stating “Sometimes I think I’m too ugly to be depressed”. Ultimately, both the character and the user exhibit a deeply sensitive personality that frequently oscillates between academic stress and a desperate desire for self-control.

Your MBTI personality Type
Zari demonstrates Introversion and a focus on internal struggle, preferring solitary digital spaces as seen in their list of numerous social media accounts like “gmail: 5???”. Their Intuitive nature is shown through abstract self-reflection and an idealistic, albeit painful, desire for a different reality, stating “I need to get sicker it’s not funny anymore”. They are a clear Feeling type, as their posts are driven by intense personal emotions and self-valuation, such as when they claim “Sometimes I think I’m too ugly to be depressed”. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in their struggle with daily structure and spontaneous emotional reactions, specifically when asking “How do i balance school and ed😔” and reacting to the immediate guilt of a “binge”.

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Passionate about literature and exploring the nuances of student life. When I'm not studying for my next big exam, I'm likely debating the best spot for coffee.– @zariishungry

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail captures Zari’s high-stress 'edtwt' lifestyle, mixing the bitterness of self-loathing with the sparkle of her social media persona. The charcoal reflects her desperate attempts to compensate for food, as seen when she says, “Took only 2 lax yesterday I feel so bloated rn”. The caffeine-heavy base represents the struggle to “balance school and ed” while feeling like “on my forehead, stars are burning.” Finally, the starfruit garnish honors her bio while masking the dark reality of a drink designed for someone who feels “too ugly to be depressed” and wants to “get sicker.”

Your Hogwarts House
Zari demonstrates the darker side of Slytherin ambition, specifically an intense, competitive drive toward a self-destructive goal, stating “I need to get sicker it’s not funny anymore”. Her resourcefulness is misapplied through the use of substances for control, as seen when she mentions “Took only 2 lax yesterday I feel so bloated rn”. There is a distinct cunning and preservation of her online persona, evidenced by her tracking “100 TRILLION OOMFS YAYYY” and maintaining a complex digital footprint across five separate Gmail accounts. Ultimately, her focus on physical hierarchy and the desire to achieve a specific 'look' at any cost aligns with the Slytherin traits of elitism and relentless pursuit of personal objectives.

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The song Prom Queen perfectly captures the user's intense struggle with body image and the cycle of self-loathing evident in their posts. Zari expresses a deep desperation for weight loss, tweeting “Why can’t I lose weight I hate myself”, which mirrors the song's themes of physical inadequacy. Their behavior involves dangerous cycles of “Binged but couldn’t purge I want to die” and the use of “lax yesterday I feel so bloated rn”, reflecting the lyrics about harmful beauty standards. Furthermore, the line “I need to get sicker it’s not funny anymore” highlights the competitive and tragic nature of their mental state, much like the pressure to be 'perfect' depicted in the track. Ultimately, the user's focus on school stress and physical appearance aligns with the song's youthful but somber tone.

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