Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative modeler: Regularly shares original 3D work like the VEF 202 radio and AKS-74U models in tweets such as “heres my soviet vef 202 radio model ive been working on im gonna add the textures whe i feel like it” and “aks74u krinkov model is done”.
- Research oriented: Shows dedication to niche research, e.g. complaining about uniform sources in “why are uniforms so hard to do research on” and praising documentation sites in “huge shoutout to these type of websites that are dedicated to documenting and categorizing super niche stuff”.
- Passionate hobbyist: Displays deep enthusiasm for guns, uniforms, and games, as seen in cartridge rankings like “top 5 full powered rifle cartridges” and favorite weapons in “bit of a normie choice but if i had to choose one gun that i like the most it would probably be the aug a1”.
- Politically engaged: Engages critically with global politics, criticizing US foreign policy and regime change in “people justifying the regime change in venezuela by saying that maduro is a dictator are stupid” and calling out dehumanization in “right wingers on my tl are celebrating a death of a 37 year old white mother”.
- Humorous observer: Uses humor and self-awareness to comment on life and online culture, like joking about Roblox devs in “roblox devs will do fucking everything but learn blender bro” and describing furry character design in “this furry shit is too easy bro you just make a normal ass human and put ears and fur and bullshit on it”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh self-view: Expresses strong self-criticism and exhaustion with himself, as in “getting more and more tired of myself” and framing his future as an isolated 'urban legend' in “once i turn 40 im going to start living in a giant forest as an urban legend”.
- Family resentment: Shows strong negativity toward family interactions, e.g. “every chance i get to interact with my family reminds me how much better off i would be alone” and frustration with his sister’s humor in “my sister has 2020 pinterest popular girl humor and its so tiring having to spend time with her every day”.
- Sleep neglect: Regularly mentions poor rest and physical strain, such as “got zero sleep yesterday neck hurts like shit and I have to dress up for school in like 10 minutes” and ongoing neck pain in “chronic neck pain at the ripe age of 15”.
- Anxiety ridden: Describes recurring anxiety dreams and fear of sleep in “all my dreams in the past 2 weeks or so involved anxiety … and its making me scared to go to sleep every day”, suggesting significant stress.
- Cynical outlook: Often adopts a pessimistic tone about people and the future, e.g. calling peers 'boring' in “everyone around me is soo fucking boring and have zero personality” and resigned posts like “2026 is going to be my year for sure this time” said ironically.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They’re most similar to Lisa Simpson: politically aware, critical of injustice, and intellectually curious, but also lonely and frustrated with the people around them. They post morally-charged critiques like “right wingers on my tl are celebrating a death of a 37 year old white mother… im genuinely convinced theyre actual unconscious cattle without morals” and anti-imperialist takes such as “people justifying the regime change in venezuela… do they seriously think trump cares about the rights of venezuelans”, which fit Lisa’s activist streak. Their niche obsessions and research-heavy hobbies, like “patiently waiting for the day where my knowledge of soviet uniforms could finally be put into use” and “doing research on brezhnevka architecture”, echo Lisa’s bookish, over-informed personality. At the same time, there’s a persistent sense of alienation and dissatisfaction with family and peers in posts like “everyone around me is soo fucking boring and have zero personality” and “every chance i get to interact with my family reminds me how much better off i would be alone”, which mirrors Lisa’s feeling of being out of place in her own household. Even their self-critical, weary posts such as “getting more and more tired of myself” fit Lisa’s mix of idealism and melancholy rather than the more carefree chaos of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are about solitary interests (HOI4, TNO, guns, Blender, Roblox dev, obscure Soviet radios) rather than social gatherings, and they describe feeling disconnected from people around them, e.g. “everyone around me is soo fucking boring and have zero personality” and “every chance i get to interact with my family reminds me how much better off i would be alone”. They are strongly iNtuitive (N), constantly speculating and worldbuilding instead of just describing the present: alternate-history and political what‑ifs like “regardless of your politics you gotta admit a tfr style american civil war would go hard as fuck”, game concepts like “banger game idea: security guards of an american npp in the middle of the western american deserts…”, and meta takes on game markets in “most good/original games fail nowadays because it can’t appeal to mainstream gamers”. Their tone is blunt, analytical, and principle‑driven rather than harmony‑seeking, pointing to Thinking (T): they rank cartridges and firearms (“top 5 full powered rifle cartridges”, “top 10 most influential firearm designers of all time”) and critiquing politics with harsh language like “im genuinely convinced theyre actual unconscious cattle without morals”. They show strong Perceiving (P) traits: lots of unfinished or evolving projects and low planning, e.g. “heres my soviet vef 202 radio model ive been working on im gonna add the textures whe i feel like it”, “i may or may not be working on making a game right now”, and procrastinatory sleep/school chaos like “got zero sleep yesterday neck hurts like shit and I have to dress up for school in like 10 minutes”. Overall, the combination of solitary, niche intellectual hobbies, speculative worldbuilding, blunt logical commentary, and flexible, chaotic lifestyle is most consistent with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your love for the SSH-68 makes a game an instant 10/10, does talking to me at least qualify as an SSh-68 cosmetic DLC? Because I’m 100% ready to be your favorite piece of soviet kit.
- You said a TFR-style American civil war would go hard as fuck—how about a smaller-scale scenario where it’s just you and me co-op defending that NPP in the American desert with your dream loadout?
- You’re out here modeling obscure Soviet radios, VEF fronts, and 6Kh4 bayonets in Blender while I’m just trying to model a future where your chronic neck pain is gone and we’re arguing about 7.62x54R vs 5.45x39 over late-night coffee.
- You torrent Tarkov to avoid supporting the devs, complain about Arma 3 navies, and hate UE5 raytracing slop—statistically speaking, I think the most ethical game you could play right now is dating me in a low-poly Eastern Bloc walking sim.
- You keep saying you’re ‘spiritually homeless’ and that 2026/2027 will be your year—counteroffer: we speedrun 2026 together, share gunposting, STALKER references, and Roblox dev pain, and then patch 2027 as our first big content update.
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3D artist & Soviet uniform nerd. Making guns, radios & weird Roblox projects since 2021. Once read all of Twokinds and only remembers the worst scene.– @zastavastava
Your signature cocktail
The Elbonian STALK-tail
This drink is built for someone who torrents Tarkov and models AKs in Blender, so it starts with vodka infused with coffee beans for late-night game dev and raids, inspired by the vibe of “devious plans are in the works” and “i may or may not be working on making a game right now”. The smoky lapsang syrup captures their gun-and-uniform fixation and Soviet aesthetic, echoing posts like “top 10 most influential firearm designers of all time” and “i love the ssh 68 so much”. Sour cherry juice stands in for the mix of cynicism and soft underbelly in tweets such as “getting more and more tired of myself” and “every chance i get to interact with my family reminds me how much better off i would be alone”. A dash of black pepper bitters adds irritation and edge, reflecting complaints like “this winter fucking sucks dude” and “downloading linux mint makes me want to cut my balls off with a switchblade”. The chocolate ‘bullet’ garnish nods to their cartridge rankings and gun-geek joy in “top 5 full powered rifle cartridges” and “top 5 pistol cartridges”, making the whole thing a bittersweet, overcaffeinated STALKER-core war story in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They are heavily driven by niche knowledge and curiosity, which is characteristic of Ravenclaw. They spend time doing detailed research into obscure topics like uniforms and architecture, as seen in tweets like “why are uniforms so hard to do research on” and “doing research on brezhnevka architecture”, and they explicitly praise websites that document "super niche stuff" in “huge shoutout to these type of websites that are dedicated to documenting and categorizing super niche stuff it makes researching so much easier”. Their hobby projects also reveal methodical creativity: they learn Blender, make detailed gun and radio models, and tweak small details like fonts and textures, as in “vef 202 front panel i made i just drew all of the letters myself because i was too lazy to find a cyrillic font” and “heres my soviet vef 202 radio model ive been working on im gonna add the textures whe i feel like it”. Their tweet “patiently waiting for the day where my knowledge of soviet uniforms could finally be put into use” shows someone who takes pride in specialized knowledge for its own sake, even if it currently has no practical payoff. While there is some Slytherin-like edge and political intensity, the core pattern is a self-directed learner who dives deeply into complex systems (history, cartridges, uniforms, game mechanics), making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits them because it mixes cynicism, anxiety, and dark humor in a way that mirrors both their politics and personal mood. They swing between big-picture, bitter worldviews like “more oil for israel i guess” and “people justifying the regime change in venezuela by saying that maduro is a dictator are stupid” and intensely personal frustration such as “getting more and more tired of myself” and “every chance i get to interact with my family reminds me how much better off i would be alone”. The song’s fragmented, almost chaotic structure reflects how their timeline jumps from gun autist lists and uniforms to Roblox dev rants and furry jokes, as seen in “top 10 most influential firearm designers of all time” right alongside “people who followed me for gunposting watching me put retarded roblox furry shit on their tl”. There’s also clear exhaustion and overstimulation in tweets like “downloading linux mint makes me want to cut my balls off with a switchblade” and “idk if its because of my shitty sleeping conditions or everyday stress or whatever… its making me scared to go to sleep every day”, which dovetails with the song’s sense of mental overload. Finally, beneath the irony and edginess, there’s a yearning for something better—visible in “2026 is going to be my year for sure this time” and “2027 will be my year”—that matches the song’s blend of despair and fragile hope.
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