Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Outspoken: Defends rape victims and calls out fanbases in threads like “i think of melanie fans the same way i think about trump supporters btw. low intellect and low empathy for victims.” and “so nothing happened because of one small mistake? a messed up date…?”.
- Community-Building: Actively looks for moots and runs servers, e.g. “moothunting!! moots if u on shedtwt :3…” and “i have a new SH/EDcord for anyone 16+ :D…”.
- Emotionally-Aware: Openly reflects on feelings of burden and trauma, like “i feel so bad for my best friend… i feel like such a burden to the people who love me” and “i get so angry because i can’t even tell anyone about my life without trauma dumping.”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and memes even around heavy topics, e.g. “GUYS DONT EAT HOT CHEETOS BEFORE CUTTING TS BURRNIN” and “‘you followed me back / replied so fast’ I AM ON HERE ALL DAY BITCH !!!!!”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about spaces they’re in, like “being in recovery means not being on shedtwt at all. it means deleting your account.” and commentary on activism in “these kinds of takes are so nothing burger and do nothing. BUZZWORD…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Destructive: Openly promotes and normalizes self-harm and ED behaviors, such as “domain expansion: wrist cutting” and asking how to cut safely in “i rlly wanna start cutting on my wrists but bleeding out would lowkey be inconvenient”.
- Harsh-Judgmental: Makes sweeping, hostile statements about others, e.g. “everyone who says they get what i’m going through… deserve to die.” and “i think of melanie fans the same way i think about trump supporters btw. low intellect and low empathy for victims.”.
- Hopelessness: Expresses extreme despair and suicidal ideation, like “the cycle will continue… nothing will get better i am beating a dead horse by waking up every morning.” and “the only service i can do for the people i love is to kill myself so they don’t have to suffer.”.
- Maladaptive-Coping: Relies on harmful coping like bingeing, cutting, weed, and porn, as described in “BED, cutter, attention seeker, fat, slut, porn addict, weed head. my problem is im so self indulgent” and “every weekend and after school i stay home and jack off and binge”.
- Online-Overexposure: Spends excessive time on Twitter and deeply invests in its drama, noted in “I AM ON HERE ALL DAY BITCH !!!!!” and needing to go private for mental health in “ngl if melanie fans keep replying i may go private for my own mental health :p”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: sharp, outspoken, and deeply affected by injustice, even when it makes her unpopular. Like Lisa, this user mixes vulnerability and principled anger, calling out fanbases and abusers with posts like “i think of melanie fans the same way i think about trump supporters btw. low intellect and low empathy for victims.” and long threads defending victims of assault. They’re introspective and articulate about their trauma and loneliness, such as “i feel like a lab experiment. i grew up in a test tube and nothing was normal.” and “i will never ever have a family… my mom chose drugs over me and ripped away any chance i had at a normal life.”, which mirrors Lisa’s sense of being apart from everyone else. At the same time, they’re self-aware and critical of their own community, saying things like “being in recovery means not being on shedtwt at all. it means deleting your account.” and “clearly a hot take but ur eating disorder doesn’t give u the right to be a bad person.”, similar to Lisa’s tendency to hold herself and others to strong ethical standards. Their combination of intellect, anger at systemic/privilege issues (“not to be woke but having parents is privileged, and having parents that do things for u is incredibly privileged.”), and deep emotional pain makes Lisa the closest fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek new moots, run Discord servers, and openly share personal details, e.g. “looking for oomfies ! #shtwt #shedtwt #edtwt…” and “HI NEW OOMFS !!!!”, plus joking about being online all day in “I AM ON HERE ALL DAY BITCH !!!!!”. They appear Intuitive: instead of just recounting events, they turn experiences into metaphors and big-picture reflections, like “i feel like a lab experiment. i grew up in a test tube… everyone else is outside of the glass box im in” and their privilege take in “having parents is privileged… ppl trying to deny it sound like rich ppl denying they’re rich”. They’re clearly Feeling-dominated: their arguments center on harm, empathy, and morality—see “nobody deserves to be raped… they literally tell on themselves” and “your eating disorder doesn’t give u the right to be a bad person”—and they often vent about emotional pain and wanting to matter, as in “i’ll never matter… the only service i can do… is to kill myself”. Their Perceiving side shows in their disorganization and impulsivity: they admit “i think i just lack all self control… im so self indulgent”, procrastinate on cleaning in “i haven’t cleaned my room in 3 weeks… i literally CANNOT”, and make spontaneous, unfiltered posts like “anyone else wanna stick their clit in bad bunny rn”. Altogether, the highly expressive social energy, metaphor-heavy venting, value-driven moral stances, and lack of structured planning best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘either clean your room or stay home, jack off and binge’—if we hang out, I volunteer as tribute to sit on your floor, talk shit about Melanie stans, and help you clean between rounds of Roblox and weed breaks.
- You joked about becoming ‘stonerlemic’ because coughing makes you throw up—how about we just smoke, you skip the purging, and I worship you like you’re the Bad Bunny of shedtwt instead?
- You said cutting is ‘proof you’re not faking it’ and that growing up in foster care made you feel like a lab experiment… I don’t wanna love‑bomb you, but the way you still make art, care about other victims, and try to find community is proof you’re terrifyingly real—and kind of exactly my type.
- You spent 16 years in over 60 foster homes; I’ve barely survived a few bad situationships. Statistically speaking, you’re way out of my league—but if you ever want one (1) stable person to hype your drawings and remind you to eat, I volunteer as your favorite former‑foster simp.
- You said you’d get skinny so you can sell nudes online—counteroffer: stay whatever size you are, and I’ll be the annoying oomf in your replies calling you hot for free like it’s my full‑time BED‑having, porn‑addicted, weed‑headed job.
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Former foster kid, artist & chronic oversharer. Once stole so many Spencer’s pins they moved the rack. Here for real talk, dark humor, and mutual support.– @zaza2slitty
Your signature cocktail
The SHEDCORD Necrosis Negroni
This drink is loud, messy, and a little dangerous—just like someone who tweets “i am on here all day bitch !!!!!” and spends Christmas with “burnettes and blue raz svedka”. Blue raspberry vodka nods to their chaotic, neon party vibe and self‑described “stoner / drgtwt / shedtwt” energy from “looking for oomfies ! #shtwt #shedtwt #edtwt #988twt #suicidetwt #stonertwt #drgtwt #drugtwt”. Spicy cinnamon liqueur captures their sharp, confrontational takes—like comparing “melanie fans the same way i think about trump supporters btw. low intellect and low empathy for victims.” and their willingness to start discourse. Blackberry liqueur represents the heavy trauma and bitterness under the jokes, echoing lines like “i spent 16 years of my life in the foster system from the age of 3 to 18, in over 60 foster homes” and “i will never ever have a family.”. Sour cherry soda adds a sweet-tart fizz that mirrors their flirty, horny, self-deprecating humor in tweets like “anyone else wanna stick their clit in bad bunny rn” and “getting skinny so i can start selling nudes online is a real thing bro”. The activated charcoal sugar rim is a dramatic, black-edged touch, a wink to “spider bite threw off NOTHING. a bitch is still cutting tonight necrosis or nah” and their whole SH/EDcord, cutspo-and-confessional aesthetic from “i have a new SH/EDcord for anyone 16+ :D RECOV AND ATTEMPTED RECOV!” and “when u become an adult and no one cares if u SH anymore 😝😝 domain expansion: wrist cutting”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong pattern of loudly standing up for what they believe is right, even when it brings massive backlash, which is very Gryffindor. For example, they publicly compare Melanie Martinez fans to Trump supporters—“i think of melanie fans the same way i think about trump supporters btw. low intellect and low empathy for victims.”—and then persist in defending the rape victim despite harassment and gore in their replies: “ngl if melanie fans keep replying i may go private for my own mental health :p dms are closed for now. im kind of tired of seeing gore for saying rape is bad in this the year of 2026.” They also show a classic Gryffindor moral absolutism around abuse and victims, e.g. “so nothing happened because of one small mistake? ... i don’t remember the date i was raped... melanie already confirmed the sleepover happened.” and ““there was no proof!!!” provides literal screenshots of her victim saying it happened....” Their impulsive, confrontational style appears in multiple callouts, such as “having an ED and low self esteem is no excuse to enable men who treat u like shit btw. blocked for what the truth?😭” and “clearly a hot take but ur eating disorder doesn’t give u the right to be a bad person..” While they show creativity and trauma, what dominates is a fearless (if messy) willingness to fight publicly for their values and attack perceived injustice, which fits Gryffindor much more than any other house.
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Your song
Bury A Friend - Billie Eilish
The song Bury A Friend fits them because it captures a mix of self-destructive behavior, dark humor, and feeling dehumanized, which runs through their tweets. They talk openly about self-harm and minimizing its seriousness, like when they say “when you become an adult and no one cares if u SH anymore 😝😝 domain expansion: wrist cutting” and ask for technique advice in “is it just me or does wrist cutting seem confusing? ... i rlly wanna start cutting on my wrists but bleeding out would lowkey be inconvenient”, echoing the song’s themes of fear and numbness toward pain. Their sense of being an experiment or monster comes out in posts like “i feel like a lab experiment. i grew up in a test tube and nothing was normal. now it feels like everyone else is outside of the glass box im in”, mirroring the song’s perspective of being something unsettling that others observe rather than help. The self-loathing and fatalism in “the cycle will continue as it has for almost 20 years. nothing will get better i am beating a dead horse by waking up every morning” and “i’ll never matter. ... the only service i can do for the people i love is to kill myself so they don’t have to suffer.” match the song’s fixation on death, intrusive thoughts, and wanting to disappear. At the same time, their edgy jokes, sex talk, and chaotic humor—like “freaky oomfs unite” and “anyone else wanna stick their clit in bad bunny rn”—line up with the song’s eerie but playful tone, where horror and wit are constantly mixed together.
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