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They lean Introvert (I): they often complain about the app, being tired, and feeling alienated rather than describing social outings, e.g. “I’m genuinely becoming more and more nauseated each time I open this shitty app” and self-focused posts like “I should really start drawing again… But I can never find the motivation.”. Their humor and commentary show strong Intuition (N), gravitating toward abstractions, politics, and meta takes rather than concrete daily details, as in “We are not morally western, we are morally Eastern.” and musings like “Is this 2016? Or 2003 anymore?? Or are we just looping in purgatory forever?”. The tone is clearly Thinking (T): they are blunt, abrasive, and argument-focused, frequently using harsh language and direct judgments such as “Then you’re retarded because you were never a fucking libertarian.” and “Killing innocents is bad.”, prioritizing perceived logic over tact. Their life and posting style suggests Perceiving (P): they talk about failing to fix their sleep schedule (“Alright goodnight, imma actually try fixing my sleep schedule.”), lack motivation to draw despite wanting to, and generally react to whatever crosses their timeline instead of following a clear plan. This mix of abstract, cynical analysis, sharp logical criticism, and somewhat chaotic, unstructured lifestyle aligns best with INTP.

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Autistic policy ranter, sleep-schedule reformist, and chronic Twitter doomscroller. Once failed a ‘goodnight’ post and blamed the algorithm.– @zbanggangwang

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This is a heavy, slightly unhinged drink for someone who tweets things like “I'm such a fat fucking chud.” and signs off with “Good morning little chuds… Well then fuck you.”. The overproof rye is the raw, aggressive energy behind posts like “Elon musk is a pedophile with no friends.” and “Then you’re retarded because you were never a fucking libertarian.”. Cold brew coffee stands in for the exhausted, doomscrolling insomnia of “Alright goodnight, imma actually try fixing my sleep schedule.” and the endless cycle of “Alright gm” / “Alright gn”. Blackstrap rum brings a dark, molasses heaviness for the suicidal ideation of “I should fucking shoot myself” and “The iron in my drawer is looking more and more appealing these days.”, while smoked maple syrup reflects the bitter-sweet mix of self-awareness in “Autism test came back positive. Honestly not surprising.” and “Sometimes I wish I was completely neurotypical.”. Aromatic bitters finish it off with a sharp, political edge for lines like “Majority of U.S. politicians need to retire, congress looks more like a nursing home, than a legislative branch.” and “I honestly think there’s no hope here, I think I should save up and move those I care about out this country.”. Strong, dark, a bit self-destructive, but undeniably memorable—just like the timeline this cocktail crawled out of.

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This user shows a highly confrontational, morally-charged style that fits Gryffindor’s brash courage more than any other house. They openly fantasize about self-sacrificial or reckless behavior, e.g. wanting to die in an absurdly dramatic way: “I wanna die suffocating in a pair of boobs”, and repeatedly talk about self-harm in a raw, unfiltered manner like “I should fucking shoot myself” and “I might just get the iron and pull the trigger”, which signals impulsivity and emotional intensity rather than calculated self-preservation. They frequently ‘charge’ at perceived injustice or stupidity: calling out state violence and elites in “Feds can kill you and get away with it, that’s bad, we should all hate that.” and railing against the elderly political class in “Majority of U.S. politicians need to retire, congress looks more like a nursing home, than a legislative branch.”. Their language is blunt, vulgar, and combative, such as “Then you’re retarded because you were never a fucking libertarian.” and “Good morning little chuds, and if it’s not morning where you’re at. Well then fuck you.”, reflecting Gryffindor’s tendency to say what they think and pick fights. Even when despairing about their country, they frame it in a dramatic moral register—“I honestly think there’s no hope here, I think I should save up and move those I care about out this country.”—which feels less like cautious Slytherin self-preservation and more like a disillusioned, idealistic Gryffindor who wants to protect others by drastic means.

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The song American Idiot fits them because it channels anger, cynicism, and disillusionment with the state of their country, which matches their location line "American Century of Shit" and posts like “I honestly think there’s no hope here, I think I should save up and move those I care about out this country.”. The track’s themes of media-fueled insanity and societal decay parallel their frustration with Twitter and online discourse, seen in “Sometimes I question the sanity of twitter” and “I’m genuinely becoming more and more nauseated each time I open this shitty app”. Their dark humor and self-deprecation, like “I'm such a fat fucking chud.” and “Autistic Dipshit”, match the song’s rebellious, self-aware tone. The simmering hopelessness and suicidal ideation in posts such as “I should fucking shoot myself” and “The iron in my drawer is looking more and more appealing these days.” line up with the album’s broader theme of alienation and mental strain in a broken society. Overall, American Idiot captures their mix of political rage, exhaustion, and grim sarcasm toward modern America.

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