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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, irreverence, and flashes of self-awareness. They enjoy causing harmless trouble and absurdity, like when they say they "submit the most absurd shit" to anonymous message accounts in “i like going into those accounts that post anonymous messages and submit the most absurd shit i can think of”, which fits Bart’s prankster nature. Their timeline is full of snappy, mocking observations about games and media, such as “fake bloons fan” and “that's pikn you idiot”, reflecting Bart’s tendency to roast others in a joking way. At the same time, they show moments of frustration and wanting to quit the platform in “i think i should leave this app, everyone is too mean and evil and to emotionless” and “yep, im leaving, y'all too soulless”, similar to Bart’s occasional vulnerable side when he feels misunderstood. They also hint at wanting to improve themselves in “actually i should start changing to be an better person and focus on my artistic desires”, echoing Bart’s periodic attempts to be better without losing his mischievous core. Overall, their sarcastic, chaotic, but not entirely heartless online persona aligns best with Bart.

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They lean Introvert (I): their tweets are largely about internal states, niche interests, and late-night thoughts rather than big social scenes, e.g. “its 1 AM and i can't sleep so now im theorizing on how homestuck would change if john was magetna. please help”, and they even consider leaving the app because of how others behave, as in “i think i should leave this app, everyone is too mean and evil and to emotionless”. They favor Intuition (N): they play with abstract, hypothetical, and meta ideas rather than concrete facts, like speculating on alternate timelines and character archetypes in fandoms, such as “so like do i just transform into terezi pyrope in the same way werewolves transform in the full moon” and their comment on yearly relevance in “i don't think you should be calling this 'the ‘ULTIMATE’ roblox sexyman showdown' as 99% of the characters in this bracket will become irrelevant in the next year”. The tone shows Feeling (F) over Thinking: they react strongly to emotional atmospheres and empathy, e.g. “why is the announcer sad, can we help him i don't want him to be sad :(”, and they worry about becoming a better person in “actually i should start changing to be an better person and focus on my artistic desires”, prioritizing values and kindness over detached logic. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): their posting is impulsive, chaotic, and exploratory rather than structured or planned, from sleep-deprived idea dumps like “im sleep deprived and i have great ideas but i dont know if i got the artistic capabilities to doe it” to random experiments such as “test 1.” and “test 2.”. The combination of introspective moodiness, artistic focus, empathy, and spontaneous, speculative humor fits INFP best.

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Roblox / Homestuck / chess enjoyer. Once stayed up at 1AM theorizing magenta John Egbert and never recovered. Trying to post art instead of nonsense.– @ze_datv

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A vodka infused with black tea stands for their late-night, mildly unhinged theorizing energy, like when they said “its 1 AM and i can't sleep so now im theorizing on how homestuck would change if john was magetna. please help”, mixed with the analytical vibe of a “chess battle advanced” bio. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sweet-but-tart mood, echoing the playful complaining of “why is the announcer sad, can we help him i don't want him to be sad :(” and the mock-despair of “idk anymore”. Blue curaçao colors it in chaotic internet hues, much like their surreal keysmash “ehbrhrrneubehwy é quehrekwiehthrndudhhsbshsbsbsnssudbvddne htbtjrrntbtb” and their love of bizarre memes like “37905172907152757 IS THE NEXT 67”. Tonic water with a dash of sea salt adds a bitter-salty edge for their moments of burnout, as in “i think i should leave this app, everyone is too mean and evil and to emotionless” and the dramatic “yep, im leaving, y'all too soulless”. Finally, an edible glitter or popping candy rim represents their artsy, experimental side and desire for self-improvement in “actually i should start changing to be an better person and focus on my artistic desires”, plus the loud visual chaos of their many image posts and #NewProfilePic experiments.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of curiosity, analysis, and creative, slightly unhinged theorizing that fits Ravenclaw best. They like to overthink fictional scenarios for fun, such as when they stay up at 1 AM and begin “theorizing on how homestuck would change if john was magetna”, showing both imagination and a nerdy analytical streak. They also dissect fandom structures and trends instead of just going along with them, e.g. critiquing the framing of a bracket as ultimate because characters will become irrelevant and suggesting a more logical, periodic format in “i don't think you should be calling this 'the ‘ULTIMATE’ roblox sexyman showdown'...”. Their humor is often meta and reference-heavy, like noticing visual details and making in-jokes about game characters in tweets such as “why no one talking about how the civilian looks like the dummy from saucefy's older now deleted game dummy wars”, which leans into observational wit. Even their "nonsense" posts, like “37905172907152757 IS THE NEXT 67 #37905172907152757NewMeme”, read like playful experiments in pattern and meme logic, rather than pure chaos for its own sake, reinforcing a quirky Ravenclaw energy over the other houses.

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Their mix of irony, exhaustion, and wanting to change themselves fits the dramatic, emotional tone of Welcome to the Black Parade. They swing between nihilistic or fed-up posts like “idk anymore” and “yep, im leaving, y'all too soulless”, and more hopeful, self-reflective moments like “actually i should start changing to be an better person and focus on my artistic desires”. The song’s theme of feeling misunderstood and overwhelmed but still pushing forward matches posts like “i think i should leave this app, everyone is too mean and evil and to emotionless” and their sleep-deprived creativity in “im sleep deprived and i have great ideas but i dont know if i got the artistic capabilities to doe it”. Their chaotic humor, from typing nonsense like “ehbrhrrneubehwy é quehrekwiehthrndudhhsbshsbsbsnssudbvddne htbtjrrntbtb” to meme-y posts like “37905172907152757 IS THE NEXT 67 #37905172907152757NewMeme”, fits the melodramatic, almost theatrical energy of the song. Overall, the song’s mix of despair, sarcasm, and stubborn persistence mirrors the way they bounce between burnout, introspection, and joking around online.

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