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Your Simpsons character
Like Homer, 'meatball' is a family man with a sarcastic sense of humor and a knack for getting into absurd situations. His turkey-cooking anecdote ('Waking up at 7 on a holiday to cook a 13lb turkey...') mirrors Homer's well-meaning but chaotic efforts. His mischievous dog and humorous takes on parenting ('6yo daughter has learned...') also align with Homer's relatability and love for family. Both are flawed yet endearing.

Your MBTI personality Type
He aligns with ISTP traits: independent, practical, and action-oriented. His straightforward critiques, like 'This is dumb. Stop it,' show his logical, no-nonsense approach. His hands-on attitude ('Building a machine gun today') reflects ISTPs' love for tinkering and problem-solving. His sarcastic humor and military interest fit the adventurous, pragmatic ISTP personality.

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Sarcastic dad, military enthusiast, and gym-goer. Not affiliated with any ideology, just here to critique leftoids, rightoids, and everything in between. Wisconsinite with a soft spot for family chaos and mischievous pets.– @ze_DVE

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The 'Meatball Mule' reflects his bold, no-nonsense personality. Whiskey represents his strong, straightforward nature, while ginger beer adds a sharp kick, much like his sarcastic humor ('Lol. Lmao even'). Lime juice brings a tangy twist, echoing his critical takes ('Watching leftoids and rightoids choke on their own dicks'). The dash of hot sauce mirrors his fiery, opinionated streak.

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His cunning, pragmatism, and ambition align with Slytherin traits. His sarcastic critiques, such as 'Watching leftoids and rightoids choke on their own dicks,' show a sharp, strategic mind. His focus on family ('6yo daughter has learned...') also reflects Slytherin's value of loyalty. However, his bluntness and polarizing opinions, like 'Now is the time to wipe this pathetic excuse for a nation off the map,' reveal a darker, more controversial side that fits the house's reputation.

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This anti-establishment anthem fits his critical takes on politics and society, such as 'Ah yes, VA benefits are clearly the problem...' Its military undertones resonate with his enthusiasm for the subject ('Military bearing. Unmatched'). The song's rebellious spirit mirrors his outspoken, no-nonsense personality.

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