Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly shares feelings, like being very happy in “Eu tô muito feliz slk” and also loneliness in “como conhecer uma possivel namorada…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, e.g. “eu acho mt engraçado isso aqui vei” and calling himself “dementador de wifi” in “Eu vibro a 6.7GHz pode me chamar de dementador de wifi o pai eh midia”.
- Romantic: Frequently talks about love and relationships, like wanting a partner to study with in “uma namorada pra estudar juntinhos…” and wishing for a “bela dama” in “so queria uma bela dama para eu cantar malice mizer…”.
- Aesthetics-focused: Cares about appearance and style, mentioning tattoos in “Quero fazer mais uma tatuagem”, hair in “Meu sonho era ter o cabelo assim…”, and expensive perfumes in “Preciso... Preciso de um perfume de quase 3 mil reais”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets concrete goals like exam success and fitness in “metas pra 2026 eh fumar 3 carteiras… 75kg 8% bf; passar em todos concursos…” and talks about studying and concursos in “Meu primeiro concurso foi 33 de 40 questões…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Makes dark, harmful statements like “suicidio eh a resolução”, hinting at unhealthy coping or fatalism.
- Pessimistic: Expresses bleak views about the world in “Realmente o mundo esta perdido so me resta apenas dobrar os joelhos…” and about modern anime in “não assistam nada msm so tem lixo sendo produzido após 2013”.
- Impulsive: Mentions sudden decisions like installing Linux to force life changes in “Decidi. Amanhã vou instalar Linux e só jogar melty. Até minha vida entrar nos trilhos” and making big purchase plans right after concursos in “Louco pra passar num concurso e de prima boletar um bergamote 22…”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Uses extreme language about others’ tastes, like “vou dar o gabarito: ... não assistam nada msm so tem lixo sendo produzido após 2013” and “Mas só tem normie shit aí porra, tá querendo pica e não tá sabendo pedir”.
- Socially-anxious: Struggles with offline interaction and dating, admitting shyness and discomfort in “como conhecer uma possivel namorada eu sou mt sem graça so falo besteira na internet tenho vergonha de falar no tinder e n gosto de sair mt mais”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s mix of chaotic humor, self-deprecation, and emotional volatility is closest to Bart Simpson. They joke about being terminally online and socially awkward, asking “como conhecer uma possivel namorada eu sou mt sem graça so falo besteira na internet”, which fits Bart’s clownish exterior hiding some insecurity. Their edgy, sometimes dark posts like “suicidio eh a resolução” and wild life-goals tweet about smoking and ego-driven exams show a rebellious, self-destructive streak similar to Bart’s. At the same time, they’re sentimental and romantic, saying “so queria uma bela dama para eu cantar malice mizer e dar a minha vida para faze la feliz”, echoing Bart’s surprising softness in relationships. The mix of being chronically online, weeb/gamer culture, and doing dumb but earnest stuff like “Decidi. Amanhã vou instalar Linux e só jogar melty. Até minha vida entrar nos trilhos” fits Bart’s pattern of intense phases and impulsive schemes more than any other Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted than extroverted: they talk about being "very boring" and struggling to meet people offline, e.g. asking “how to meet a possible girlfriend… I only talk nonsense on the internet, I'm ashamed to talk on Tinder and I don't like going out much”, and often reference solitary late‑night activities like “watching churrasco at 3am with my dad” or grinding games and study alone. They skew intuitive: they romanticize life and aesthetics, talking about perfumes and vibes instead of practical specs (“I just needed a CH Men and a Le Labo Bergamote 22 :(”), and frame life in poetic, abstract terms like “I think it's crazy that living is too good//horrible”, plus a bio line that’s metaphorical rather than concrete. Their tone is strongly feeling‑oriented: they emphasize love, longing, and hurt (e.g. “I just wanted a beautiful lady to sing Malice Mizer to and give my life to make her happy”, “I got blocked by a oomfie I liked :(”), and even their political/religious takes are framed in moral/emotional language, like “Católico apoiando EUA... the world is lost so I can only kneel to Our Lord Jesus Christ and await the worst”. They lean perceiving over judging: their lifestyle looks spontaneous and impulse‑driven (staying up gaming, talking about suddenly installing Linux and “only playing Melty” until life gets on track in “Decidi. Amanhã vou instalar Linux e só jogar melty. Até minha vida entrar nos trilhos”), and their goals are framed half‑jokingly and flexibly rather than as rigid plans, like the chaotic list in “goals for 2026 are to smoke 3 packs a week; get an average-looking girl; 75kg 8% bf; pass all the exams and not take any, only for ego”. Overall, the emotional intensity, romantic idealism, introspection, and loose, spontaneous lifestyle fit INFP best: a private, feelings‑driven idealist who expresses themselves through music, anime, aesthetics, and late‑night thoughts rather than structured planning or purely logical analysis.
Some pickup lines for you
- If 2026 is about paiero, perfumes de 3 mil e passar em todos os concursos, posso ser a exceção na sua regra e virar o relacionamento que você realmente ‘assume’?
- You wanna install Linux and only play Melty till your life’s on track… how about we dual-boot: Melty Blood ranked matches and studying cuddled up like that ‘namorada pra estudar juntinhos’ tweet?
- You said life is ‘bom demais // horroroso’ and that suicide feels like a resolution — if you ever need someone to share guaravita, Malice Mizer, and 3 a.m. churrasco with, I’d rather we resolve it together than you face that alone.
- When you finally get that CNH and blast Racer X in your Belina, let me ride shotgun — we can smell your Bergamote 22, talk about why anime post‑2013 é tudo lixo, and I’ll prove I’m more waifu than Ouka de Cosmic Break.
- You’re out here simulating consórcio pra comprar gado, chorando por webpaixão de Campo Grande e perguntando como arrumar namorada… consider this meu edital de concurso: vaga única, cargo ‘wifey’, pré‑requisito gostar de Lil Uzi, Peep, Melty e de você do jeitinho que twitta.
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28 • studying, grinding contests & Melty Blood • anime, perfume & car enjoyer • once watched a 3am churrasco with my dad and called it self‑care– @zeerochanxd
Your signature cocktail
Agroweeb Tereré High Fade
This drink starts with cachaça infused with yerba mate, a nod to their pantaneiro farm-core energy and tweets like “Simulando consórcio pra comprar gado aoooo potência esse eh o agroweeb pantaneiro” and the iconic “Gato tereré nba”. Guaraná syrup brings hyper, internet-brained sweetness, echoing their anime/vtuber/music spiral in posts like “MELTY LOVE MELTY LOVE MELTY LOVE” and “viciado em otsukare summer”. A smoked salt rim represents the mix of humor and darkness in lines such as “acho mt louco q viver eh bom demais//horroroso” and “suicidio eh a resolução”. The dash of coffee liqueur captures late-night grind vibes from tweets like “Assistindo churrasco as 3 da manhã com meu pai” and their study/concurso obsession in “metas pra 2026 eh fumar 3 carteiras de paiero... passar em todos concursos”. Finally, the lime peel twist adds a sharp, clean finish, referencing their self-care/style moments like “estou cheirosinho” and haircut philosophy in “nao ha nada melhor q high fade + numero 3 em cima”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently show a very Hufflepuff mix of loyalty, emotional sincerity, and a desire for simple, steady happiness rather than flashy greatness. Their ideal relationship is about mutual care and emotional grounding, as in the wish for “a girlfriend to study together” where they can recharge from each other’s presence: “uma namorada pra estudar juntinhos...” and “So namoro se for assim fisicamente e mentalmente”. They’re also openly affectionate and devoted toward their favorite people and characters, saying things like “Minha esposa eh linda”, “Eu te amo nikotan”, and “so queria uma bela dama para eu cantar malice mizer e dar a minha vida para faze la feliz”, which shows a strong, sentimental loyalty. Their goals for 2026 include a lot of grind and discipline—passing many exams and structured self‑improvement: “metas pra 2026... passar em todos concursos...”—which fits Hufflepuff’s hardworking, grind-oriented nature more than the power-seeking ambition of Slytherin. While they have moments of dark humor and self‑deprecation, the underlying pattern is craving companionship, consistency, and quiet success, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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Your song
white tee - Lil Peep
The song that best fits them is "white tee" by Lil Peep, since they explicitly highlight it as one of their core tracks: “white tee, beamer boy e better off pra mim sao as mais pura do lil peep”. Their mix of melancholy, nostalgia, and romantic longing mirrors the song’s mood, like when they say “so queria uma bela dama para eu cantar malice mizer e dar a minha vida para faze la feliz” and “como conhecer uma possivel namorada eu sou mt sem graça so falo besteira na internet”. The darker undercurrent in their timeline, such as “suicidio eh a resolução”, lines up with the emotional fragility and fatalism in Lil Peep’s lyrics. At the same time, they still show affection for small joys—anime, games, perfume, cats, and music—which fits the contrast in white tee between apathy and craving connection. Overall, their aesthetic and emotional landscape feel almost tailor-made for the hazy, bittersweet world of Lil Peep’s white tee.
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