Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: Shows interest in diverse subjects like linguistic morphology, classical literature, and history.
- Linguistic Precision: Frequently critiques poor translations and corrects others on the definition of terms.
- Cultural Literacy: References Greek mythology, classical paintings, and philosophy in his bio and posts.
- Critical Thinking: Questions mainstream narratives and "schizoposts," seeking more mundane truths behind conspiracies.
- Satirical Wit: Uses dark humor and irony to mock political absurdity and internet trends.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Hostility: Frequently uses aggressive insults and slurs when disagreeing with others.
- Intellectual Elitism: Expresses disdain for the "average Brazilian" and dismisses most people as servile.
- Harmful Rhetoric: Posts content involving racial and antisemitic tropes, even if framed as satire.
- Short Temper: Admits that minor tweets cause him stress and significantly increase his cortisol.
- Incitement to Violence: Tells users to "delete your account and jump off a bridge" over simple ideological disagreements.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
@zegoiabo embodies the elitist, cynical, and hyper-critical nature of The Simpsons’ Jeff Albertson. Much like the character's catchphrase "Worst Episode Ever," this user expresses constant disdain for perceived stupidity and low-quality discourse, such as when they call a post a “Pauta importada sem um pingo de pensamento colocado” or mock someone's “childish understanding of valuation”. They possess a pedantic streak, frequently correcting others on linguistics and history, exemplified by claiming they were “expulso do curso de genocídio por constantemente corrigir o professor”. Ultimately, their online persona is defined by an anti-modernist, intellectually superior attitude that views the general public as “idiotas histriônicos”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
@zegoiabo exhibits Introversion (I) through a detached, observational stance, preferring to critique the "80% of the population" from a distance rather than engaging in social cohesion. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on systemic patterns, such as identifying the "elite as fragmented and incompetent cliques" and analyzing deep-seated cultural attitudes toward time and tradition. They are a clear Thinking (T) type, using blunt, often caustic logic to dismantle arguments, calling others "retarded" or "imbeciles" for what they perceive as intellectual failures. Finally, their Judging (J) trait manifests in a high demand for linguistic and structural order, becoming visibly "stressed" by poor grammar and expressing a desire for intellectual rigor over the "reactionary stupidity" of contemporary politics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-IQ groyper post? Because I’ve been staring at you all day trying to figure out if you're a prophetic masterpiece or just a beautiful schizopost.
- I promise I’m more developed than a subway system in the former Yugoslavia—want to see if we have better connectivity than a Romanian metro?
- Forget Peter Thiel and Palantir, I’m already manifesting a future where you’re the only elite clique I need to worry about.
- If I ever get expelled from a Genocide Studies course, I hope it’s because I was too busy correcting the professor about how 'pérfido' isn't a synonym for how 'cruel' I am for not having your number yet.
- They say the Brazilian average is 'QI 83,' but it doesn't take a genius to see that you're the only 'Honoré de Balzac' level of fascinating I want to study tonight.
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Deeply invested in political theory and linguistic morphology. Once corrected a professor on genocide history. Mapping the decline of the West, one post at a time.– @zegoiabo
Your signature cocktail
The Schizoposting Spritz
This drink is designed for someone who feels like a “prophetic fat man” navigating a world of “idiotic histrionics.” The bitter profile reflects his disdain for the “QI 83” Brazilian middle class and the “widespread philistinism” of modern architecture. It’s a strong, experimental concoction for those who believe “everything in this sentence is wrong” and would rather watch the world burn than endure another “literal translation from English.” Finally, the garnish reminds the drinker that “the banana is big but the peel is bigger.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Mauser exhibits a quintessential Slytherin elitism and disdain for those he deems intellectually or socially inferior, frequently lamenting a perceived “widespread philistinism” and the “servitude” of the masses. His ambition is filtered through a desire for proximity to power and high-status intellectual circles, exemplified by his “#manifesting” a job with tech billionaire Peter Thiel. He prioritizes a world order defined by strength, mocking “reacionarismo anti intelectual” not out of kindness, but because he believes his side should be more effective at “mudar ela pro nosso lado.” Ultimately, his use of the bio μῆνῐς (wrath/vengeance) and his cynical view of “cliques fragmentadas e incompetentes” align perfectly with the house of ambition and cunning.
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A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall - Bob Dylan
Mauser's digital persona is defined by a sense of impending civilizational collapse and a cynical, prophetic view of a world populated by 'idiots.' Like the song’s narrator who has seen 'twelve misty mountains' and 'seven sad forests,' he observes societal decay and incompetence, noting that “Pressure has been building up for a while now, and I think we've reached a point of no return”. His feed is a chronicle of perceived aesthetic and intellectual ruin, where he laments the “widespread philistinism you see everywhere” and mocks the “stuepidez crônica” of political movements. The track’s apocalyptic imagery matches his bio, μῆνῐς (wrath), and his tendency to act as a witness to what he deems a “tragedy of the modern age”.
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